Ewww...
(STRIKE ONE!)
- Wildschwein

You prefer Tom Cruise?

Edit: Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Cheers was the best with Shelley Long. Kristie Alley not so much.
- ses111

Coach was the best, too.

You prefer Tom Cruise?
- JohnScammo

He is not optimal, but if I hade to choose between him and Penelope... I get to be on top right?

He is not optimal, but if I hade to choose between him and Penelope... I get to be on top right?
- Wildschwein

That's for you and Tom to work out.

Penelope can have me top, bottom, sideways, or inside out...

We now changing Captains wife's gender?
- mdw7413

No don't tell her. It was a fishing trip with the boys

That's for you and Tom to work out.

Penelope can have me top, bottom, sideways, or inside out...
- JohnScammo

He is pretty little, I think I could force the issue.

He is pretty little, I think I could force the issue.
- Wildschwein

No don't tell her. It was a fishing trip with the boys
- nyisles7

Never knew the Catholic church ran fishing trips

No don't tell her. It was a fishing trip with the boys
- nyisles7

They caught a few blowfish...

They caught a few blowfish...
- JohnScammo

Never knew the Catholic church ran fishing trips
- eichiefs9

They caught a few blowfish...
- JohnScammo

The odd thing is that they didn't throw back any of the juveniles

The odd thing is that they didn't throw back any of the juveniles
- eichiefs9

Of course, not. They're preferred. The adults have teeth.

Best sit-com ever..

Married With Children
Cheers a distant 2nd
The first couple seasons of 2 1/2 Men 3rd
- mdw7413

Do you live in a bubble..??

Of course, not. They're preferred. The adults have teeth.
- JohnScammo

Watching NHL live and not a peep about The Prince of Brooklyn.
Man are those guys dumb.

Watching NHL live and not a peep about The Prince of Brooklyn.
Man are those guys dumb.
- nyisles7

Of course, not. They're preferred. The adults have teeth.
- JohnScammo

Nope, not me.

Salma Hayek
- mdw7413

You're ok in my book. (As far as hot chicks)

- nyisles7

Where were you flying home from? Vacation to Disney?
- mdw7413

Had a meeting in NC which turned into three flights.

Had a meeting in NC which turned into three flights.
- Cptmjl

You should have just booked a direct one, stupid

- Ur Not Me

He loves you too!

Moving on up, he better spark the entire team then. The Pens , Devils and Bruins all gaining with leads early

You should have just booked a direct one, stupid
- eichiefs9

Southwest Airlines no doubt