Lol Soshnikov's goal celebration Seems to have great potential.
- ThePresident

He and Leo would be fun linemates

Theres so many stories.

Saad.
Stralman.
Seguin.
Lindros.
Niedermayer.

Its insane lol
- Bigzby

Don't go there...stay away from the light...follow my voice.

I can't believe Phil Kessel only has 40 points so far this season....Pretty terrible.

Edit: I'd go for "Lukluk melons"
- lumlums

Lard tundr'n jesus i gots Maple Leafs Hotstove after me on Twitter tonight b'y...

Lard tundr'n jesus i gots Maple Leafs Hotstove after me on Twitter tonight b'y...
- Fruitcakenipple

Wouldn't they be like 85 years old?

I can't believe Phil Kessel only has 40 points so far this season....Pretty terrible.
- ThePresident

Wonder if he'll make the US team?

Wonder if he'll make the US team?
- walshyleafsfan

Doubt it...everybody was talking 40 goals....guy might not even get 50 points by seasons end...wonder what the problem is...maybe his shots are down?

Wonder if he'll make the US team?
- walshyleafsfan

Despite the season hes having hes the best american scorer besides kane, hes gotta make it.

Don't go there...stay away from the light...follow my voice.
- Woderwick

All those (frank) ups make what's going on right now that much sweeter.....

Doubt it...everybody was talking 40 goals....guy might not even get 50 points by seasons end...wonder what the problem is...maybe his shots are down?
- ThePresident

Well he's not playing with Bozak, so there's one issue.

Doubt it...everybody was talking 40 goals....guy might not even get 50 points by seasons end...wonder what the problem is...maybe his shots are down?
- ThePresident

He doesn't give a (frank).

Wouldn't they be like 85 years old?
- Woderwick

I'm gonna go with roughly 12...very Garth like...

All those (frank) ups make what's going on right now that much sweeter.....
- Tumbleweed

Like someone switched on the lights.

I'm gonna go with roughly 12...very Garth like...
- Fruitcakenipple

Maple Leaf Easy Bake Oven League

Like someone switched on the lights.
- Woderwick

Switched leaves the impression that they were ever on.

I think Shanahan TURNED ON THE LIGHTS.

We had a prof in Alberta who started wearing them and proclaiming how good they were...




....no coincidence that he had received a grant from them for incorporating silver nanocrystals into the fabric polymers for their antibiotic prioerties...
- lumlums

I can attest to this, those silverescent shirts lulu makes are (frank)ing amazeballs. I am the sweatiest life form in the history of this planet, when I work out it's like I'm some kind of mutant, so I've spent my life managing this. One time I left a totally saturated lulu silver shirt in an unventilated compartment of my bag for days. When I remembered I though (frank) there's going to be mushrooms growing in there, probably have to throw the whole bag out. It had no smell whatsoever, you could put it back on. (frank)ing incredible.

One thing tough is over time the shirts' magical powers do wear off and they eventually start to retain a bit of funk, then they have to go. But they are worth it, and the feel soft and sensual against your skin.

I can't believe Phil Kessel only has 40 points so far this season....Pretty terrible.
- ThePresident

The trade doesn't look so bad now, more like cutting losses at just right the time.

Sanchez has added 25lbs of muscle!
- Woderwick

Dirty Sanchez.

The trade doesn't look so bad now, more like cutting losses at just right the time.
- Zezel

Theres no way it continues, Phil is a great player.

Theres so many stories.

Saad.
Stralman.
Seguin.
Lindros.
Niedermayer.

Its insane lol
- Bigzby

Don't forget Rask for Raycroft, that was a classic episode of Leafs.

Steen.

Larry Murphy.

Bernie Parent.

Almost signing Gretzky, then not.

Theres no way it continues, Phil is a great player.
- Bigzby

Yeah, right.

The trade doesn't look so bad now, more like cutting losses at just right the time.
- Zezel

Trade never looked bad

Theres no way it continues, Phil is a great player.
- Bigzby

I always liked Kessel, some of the stuff he can do is mind-boggling, but I can't comprehend how he doesn't have more points on this Pens team. Maybe he's gonna pull a Lecavalier/Heatley/Staal and drive off the cliff.

Dirty Sanchez.
- sloppyseconds2

He looks way bigger than he did in the fall.

Theres no way it continues, Phil is a great player.
- Bigzby

Not if his heart isn't in it.