Question of the day:

How long can you ladies hold out before you start eating your lunch?

I usually bring two sandwiches. I try to hold off on the first one until about 11 or 11:15, but I'm usually popping the lid off the Leafs Tupperware (yeah, we all bought them at Dollarama - don't lie to Wedgie) by 10:30 am.
- Atomic Wedgie

Today it was 11:45 before I ran down to the caffeteria to get the Beef Barley soup before it all ran out.

I was going to ask what this means, but then I realized it would be a complete and utter waste of time to type out such a question.

I'm far too busy, important and good looking to do that.
- Atomic Wedgie

Find poop wallet on a map and then head south til you hit douche canoe.

Yeah, I can't pretend to know definitively one way or the other but based on his history of perpetual negativity concerning the organization, prior instances of fabricating stories and the fact that Franson came into the fold under the Burke/Nonis regime which has been almost fully purged by Shannahunterloucockas I'm going to lean toward trolling as my answer to Tony's original question.

Also, douche canoe?
- BlueBallz

Just something I heard once....thought it was amusing.

http://www.theplayerstrib...toclet-hockey-concussion/

@kevin_mcgran: #Leafs can find #LOUpholes anywhere. Has Boyes been #Robidased?
- burn

Its now known as Lou Rae Jepsen'ed.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, You're never playing hockey again.

I (frank)ing love technology. I ordered pad thai while taking a dump and the pad thai arrived before I finished.

Soon I won't even have to leave the toilet!

I (frank)ing love technology. I ordered pad thai while taking a dump and the pad thai arrived before I finished.

Soon I won't even have to leave the toilet!
- markmark

hope you tipped extra for that delivery

hope you tipped extra for that delivery
- Tumbleweed

he did, 2 toilet paper squares

shawarma..

just had shawwrma in Dubai...
- BorjeFan4Ever

So any chance you were in Dubai towing a 747 while Ken Block drifted donuts around the plane?

he did, 2 toilet paper squares
- Symba007

he did, 2 toilet paper squares
- Symba007

No TP order with extra napkins. Genius.

he did, 2 toilet paper squares
- Symba007

Joke's on him. 1-ply.

So any chance you were in Dubai towing a 747 while Ken Block drifted donuts around the plane?
- BKups

can't take any credit for that

Just ran the lottery simulator 100 times and New Jersey won as many times as Calgary

Just ran the lottery simulator 100 times and New Jersey won as many times as Calgary
- PlatosRepucklic

You have run the simulator 50 times.
50 times

Team1st2nd3rdTop 3
Calgary Flames133824
Toronto Maple Leafs10121032
Edmonton Oilers56516
Arizona Coyotes56314
Vancouver Canucks53513
Winnipeg Jets36312
Buffalo Sabres3137
Columbus Blue Jackets271019
Carolina Hurricanes1102
Ottawa Senators1102
New Jersey Devils1001
Colorado Avalanche1001
Montreal Canadiens0437

You have run the simulator 50 times.
50 times

Team1st2nd3rdTop 3
Calgary Flames133824
Toronto Maple Leafs10121032
Edmonton Oilers56516
Arizona Coyotes56314
Vancouver Canucks53513
Winnipeg Jets36312
Buffalo Sabres3137
Columbus Blue Jackets271019
Carolina Hurricanes1102
Ottawa Senators1102
New Jersey Devils1001
Colorado Avalanche1001
Montreal Canadiens0437
- Bigzby

Leafs doing better in yours than they did in mine

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/adam-estoclet-hockey-concussion/
- lumlums

good read...
I'm going to have my 17 year old read it.
thanks for posting.

I (frank)ing love technology. I ordered pad thai while taking a dump and the pad thai arrived before I finished.

Soon I won't even have to leave the toilet!
- markmark

It's ironic that you ordered on the pooper, received it on the pooper and before you're finished eating it you'll need the pooper again.

he did, 2 toilet paper squares
- Symba007

I can't spare a square

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/adam-estoclet-hockey-concussion/
- lumlums

good read...
I'm going to have my 17 year old read it.
thanks for posting.
- BorjeFan4Ever

No problem. It's one of those aspects of the game that really needs more attention

Seriously how did he go from this:



To this:


- BINGO!

Cocaine, booze, and donuts apparently.

I (frank)ing love technology. I ordered pad thai while taking a dump and the pad thai arrived before I finished.

Soon I won't even have to leave the toilet!
- markmark

Did he pass it in through the (frank)in window ??

Cocaine, booze, and donuts apparently.
- JSC

Add in a divorce, we'd all look that bad after that..

Did he pass it in through the (frank)in window ??
- bixll

Passed it under the stall.