Q: How franking stupid is the NHL?

A: Incredibly franking stupid.

I guess they've figured out that they can sell a lot of crap on St. Patrick's Day by making NHL stuff green, because most people like nice new green clothing to throw up on when over-imbibing on St. Patrick's Day.

OK, cool, I'm with you so far, NHL.

So they make a green Boston Bruins shirt.

And a green LA Kings shirt.

And a green Winnipeg Jets shirt.

Cool.

And a bunch of green crap for the Maple Leafs.

http://shop.nhl.com/Toronto_Maple_Leafs_St_Patrick

Except those idiots forgot that our franking team used to be called the Toronot St. Patricks.



Would it be so franking hard to remember that, and sell one or two crappy things?

Sheesh.
- Atomic Wedgie

(frank) the irish

Calm the (frank) down....
- the_eye

Imagine if we signed him. lol
- Bigzby

Cba circumvention.

Imagine if we signed him. lol
- Bigzby

VAN drafted him

6'6 defenseman

(frank) the irish
- BINGO!

Jesus dude

(frank) the irish
- BINGO!

You wish.

Jesus dude
- twiztedmike

What about him?

You wish.
- Woderwick

Sometimes. Pretty big on redheads.

VAN drafted him

6'6 defenseman
- twiztedmike

So? They drafted corrado too, what's your point?


If lou'phole wants him he'll just take him.

What about him?
- BINGO!

he died. once.

So? They drafted corrado too, what's your point?


If lou'phole wants him he'll just take him.
- burn

Sometimes. Pretty big on redheads.
- BINGO!

My daughter was telling me red heads will be extinct in a few generations.

My daughter was telling me red heads will be extinct in a few generations.
- Woderwick

This is sadly true.

Goddamn recessive genes.

My daughter was telling me red heads will be extinct in a few generations.
- Woderwick

She has a plan?

Better check her iPhone....

She has a plan?

Better check her iPhone....
- Pecafan Fan

This is sadly true.

Goddamn recessive genes.
- BINGO!

By the time that happens we'll have genetic engineering. You can probably even have natural blue hair.

Huge advantage for Bernier.
- Pecafan Fan

jeez... he's awful now... he will be invisible with smaller equipment.

By the time that happens we'll have genetic engineering. You can probably even have natural blue hair.
- Venom.

That would make me like bush. Be like (frank)ing somebody from Phantasy Star

That would make me like bush. Be like (frank)ing somebody from Phantasy Star
- weirdoh

I am holding him personally responsible if this doesn't happen.

@NEWS1130Sports: VAN sources say the #Caucks are trying to sign defenseman Nikita Tryamkin but are dealing with some cap issues.





And to think the nuckleheads were in here a couple weeks ago telling us about how awful and desperate our cap situation has become.


- burn

Leafs should sign him... breaking yet another "rule"... cheating again!

(frank) the irish
- BINGO!

specially if she's a red head!

This is sadly true.

Goddamn recessive genes.
- BINGO!

If they can choose the gender of the child, I think that they can choose what color it's hair is going to be.

jeez... he's awful now... he will be invisible with smaller equipment.
- BorjeFan4Ever

My daughter was telling me red heads will be extinct in a few generations.
- Woderwick

That's dumb.
Blue eyes are a recessive gene, and it doesn't mean that no one will have blue eyes in a few years.

As long as both parents possess the gene, active or dormant, the gene pool has a chance to put them together and give someone red hair

That's dumb.
Blue eyes are a recessive gene, and it doesn't mean that no one will have blue eyes in a few years.

As long as both parents possess the gene, active or dormant, the gene pool has a chance to put them together and give someone red hair
- ILoveLamp

this.

Also, sexual selection is a thing too. People with blue eyes themselves might tend to prefer other people with blue eyes.