60/40 and I'm low balling the hell out of it.
- mdw7413

Where you are it may be 90/10, but that's not the rest of the area!

_{facking Jersey shore making the whole area look bad ... grumble grumble}

So your wife is ancient, Caps wife is a minor, and my gf apparently needs a front end loader to get out of the house. Yup sounds about right for HB
- mdw7413

You can't get her out pulling her by her Richard?

Where you are it may be 90/10, but that's not the rest of the area!

_{facking Jersey shore making the whole area look bad ... grumble grumble}
- JimmyP

No way. My town keeps those (frank)ers out.

Yeah (frank) chiefs and "his wife limbda left him" Chiefs is now officially dating a tranny
- mdw7413

You can't get her out pulling her by her Richard?
- Upstate_isles

Apparently you didn't read the new memo...

**BREAKING**

It has finally happened B.D. has finally blocked me on twitter and this was the winning tweet

https://twitter.com/jaxso...status/998952341587005441
- Vukota

Ha! Gold! Pure gold!

No way. My town keeps those (frank)ers out.
- mdw7413

We kicked those fackers out of Queens years ago and your state let them take root in Jersey.

We kicked those fackers out of Queens, years ago and your state let them take root in Jersey.
- JimmyP

They only visit down here in the summer. When they wander into our town we use their corpses to fill pot holes.

They only visit down here in the summer. When they wander into our town we use their corpses to fill pot holes.
- mdw7413

You're such a douche

We kicked those fackers out of Queens years ago and your state let them take root in Jersey.

- JimmyP

No we kicked then out of Queens and took ova.

They only visit down here in the summer. When they wander into our town we use their corpses to fill pot holes.
- mdw7413

That's just stupid. As the body decomposes it will just create larger potholes. I don't know who's in charge over there but hire some civil engineers to fix the streets.

No we kicked then out of Queens and took ova.
- FookYu

Yep and the Russians took over Brooklyn. No room for guidos in NY anymore.

That's just stupid. As the body decomposes it will just create larger potholes. I don't know who's in charge over there but hire some civil engineers to fix the streets.
- JimmyP

Nothing with that much oil decomposes.

Yep and the Russians took over Brooklyn. No room for guidos in NY anymore.
- JimmyP

have you been to little Italy lately. It is 2 square blocks tops surrounded by windows with whole cooked ducks hanging in them.

You're such a douche
- Upstate_isles

Shut out in game 7, in the semis, at home. Tampa must be crushed.

I have to root for the Caps now. Fack Vegas.

Shut out in game 7, in the semis, at home. Tampa must be crushed.

I have to root for the Caps now. Fack Vegas.
- JimmyP

Let's go, Crapitals!

- mdw7413

A little you're too close to my penis down on your knees

Let's go, Crapitals!
- JohnScammo

No way I want VGK to win in their first year.

No way I want VGK to win in their first year.
- JimmyP

Me neither. If Vegas wins its first year of existence, no one will ever want to buy an existing franchise. They will just want an expansion team under the same terms as Vegas got theirs.

Since the dust has settled and sweet Lou in charge, what's the 1st course of action next??

Since the dust has settled and sweet Lou in charge, what's the 1st course of action next??
- Ur Not Me

After signing 91.......getting a real #1 goalie

After signing 91.......getting a real #1 goalie
- kindlyrick

A real coach and a real top pairing d-man would be nice, too.

A real coach and a real top pairing d-man would be nice, too.
- JohnScammo

GM?

Since the dust has settled and sweet Lou in charge, what's the 1st course of action next??
- Ur Not Me

My to-do list, in absolutely no particular order:

- Sign Tavares
- Find a #1 goaltender
- Find, at least, 1 top-4 defenseman, if not 2 (this can include de Haan)
- Purge as many of Garth's terrible signings as is humanly possible, including but not limited to: Clutterbuck, Cizikas, Mayfield, Pelech (Not listing Ladd because he has a NMC)
- Trade Brock Nelson
- Sign or acquire a defensively-competent third line
- In fact, rebuild the entire third line. Perron would be an amazing signing if he doesn't re-up with VGK
- Get rid of Snow
- Find a GM (Hunter/Fitzgerald/whoever)
- Get rid of Brent Thompson in BPT and replace him
- Start building a successful AHL team

Not saying that all needs to happen this offseason, but those are the major bullet points that I'd like to see addressed...off the top of my head.