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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 2:50 PM ET
That's my wife. But that ain't my apartment.
- Zezel


Dunno this one
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 2:50 PM ET
Just because I'm a lawyer doesn't mean you can go around committing crimes in front of me!
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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 2:50 PM ET
I’m an excellent driver
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 2:51 PM ET
Dunno this one
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Still Taxi Driver, Scorsese in the back of the cab.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 2:52 PM ET
I’m an excellent driver
- Canada Cup


Oh I can't think of another line but I know what it is.
Buck Norris
Joined: 07.03.2018

Apr 10 @ 2:54 PM ET
"REDRUM"
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 2:54 PM ET
Just because I'm a lawyer doesn't mean you can go around committing crimes in front of me!
- Zezel


Another hint: I feel a little lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 2:56 PM ET
"REDRUM"
- Buck Norris


That means I am working! That means don't come in!
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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 2:56 PM ET
I’m shocked, shocked to find out there’s gambling going on in here.

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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 3:03 PM ET
That means I am working! That means don't come in!
- Zezel


Here’s Johnny
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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 3:04 PM ET
Oh I can't think of another line but I know what it is.
- Zezel


15 minutes to Wapner
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Apr 10 @ 3:06 PM ET
I’m shocked, shocked to find out there’s gambling going on in here.
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Casablanca?
Buck Norris
Joined: 07.03.2018

Apr 10 @ 3:08 PM ET
Get away from her you bytch
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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 3:10 PM ET
Casablanca?
- Atomic Wedgie


👍

I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey. You wire blue.
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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 3:12 PM ET
Get away from her you bytch
- Buck Norris


Nice. Not the first one is it?
Buck Norris
Joined: 07.03.2018

Apr 10 @ 3:12 PM ET
Myyy Prresssioussss?
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 3:14 PM ET
15 minutes to Wapner
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Oh right
Buck Norris
Joined: 07.03.2018

Apr 10 @ 3:14 PM ET
Nice. Not the first one is it?
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2nd one masterpiece
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 3:16 PM ET
Another hint: I feel a little lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
- Zezel


Do they pay you to (frank) that bear?
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 3:17 PM ET
Even now we have your darling Linda's soul!
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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 3:20 PM ET
2nd one masterpiece
- Buck Norris


It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it!
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 3:20 PM ET
Do they pay you to (frank) that bear?
- Zezel


Fear and loathing
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 3:21 PM ET
Ain't nothin' better than a piece of wussy. Cept maybe winning the Indy 500.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Apr 10 @ 3:21 PM ET
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it!
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We're on a mission from God.
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Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 10 @ 3:22 PM ET
We're on a mission from God.
- Zezel


The even better line

How much for the little girl?
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