your pretty sharp for an old guy...


Hey this poor fake fooled the Fat cat !
- Xizord

your pretty sharp for an old guy...


Hey this poor fake fooled the Fat cat !
- Xizord

... I swallowed the hook, line and sinker.

... I swallowed the hook, line and sinker.
- Garfield512

it happens to the best of us !

... I swallowed the hook, line and sinker.
- Garfield512

the fake was done to exaggerate on something he really did say though:

if goaltenders cannot handle net front battles, "we might as well put skirts on them."


pretty dumb poop coming out of that smug little face of his

the fake was done to exaggerate on something he really did say though:

if goaltenders cannot handle net front battles, "we might as well put skirts on them."


pretty dumb poop coming out of that smug little face of his
- Pat1993

They got me good ... I better get used to this AI poop.

the fake was done to exaggerate on something he really did say though:

if goaltenders cannot handle net front battles, "we might as well put skirts on them."


pretty dumb poop coming out of that smug little face of his
- Pat1993

It's pretty well known that the Scots and the Irish are terrible goaltenders Pat..

It's pretty well known that the Scots and the Irish are terrible goaltenders Pat..
- pete26

it would be pretty epic if he argued that this is what he actually meant

Whithin the next 5 months Garfield has an AI girlfriend catfishing him

Whithin the next 5 months Garfield has an AI girlfriend catfishing him
- Fredo

Whithin the next 5 months Garfield has an AI girlfriend catfishing him
- Fredo

maybe he's really fond of catfish and he's gonna enjoy it very much

maybe he's really fond of catfish and he's gonna enjoy it very much
- Pat1993

Humanity should go extinct pretty soon when they perfect AI sex robots so in a way he's just a pioneer.

Whithin the next 5 months Garfield has an AI girlfriend catfishing him
- Fredo

I think he would prefer an AI girlfriend lasagna-ing him instead........

Humanity should go extinct pretty soon when they perfect AI sex robots so in a way he's just a pioneer.
- Fredo

what's wrong with the ones we currently have, there's a glitch where they can bite your d!ck off?

what's wrong with the ones we currently have, there's a glitch where they can bite your d!ck off?
- Pat1993

Right now they kinda look like the offspring of a Zellers mannequin and a deadbody on CSI

Right now they kinda look like the offspring of a Zellers mannequin and a deadbody on CSI
- Fredo

the necrophile portion of the market must be very satisfied with this

Right now they kinda look like the offspring of a Zellers mannequin and a deadbody on CSI
- Fredo

You forgot "so, I've been told"..

You forgot "so, I've been told"..
- pete26

perhaps he isn't shy to admit he's a well informed customer

AI Jon Cooper was not (frank)ing wrong.

(About goalies, at least)

You forgot "so, I've been told"..
- pete26

lol


he clearly has 2 in his closet


and god knows what else in there !

perhaps he isn't shy to admit he's a well informed customer
- Pat1993

You know what they say about those sex shops, it's only embarrassing when you leave them..

You know what they say about those sex shops, it's only embarrassing when you leave them..
- pete26

Hi

You know what they say about those sex shops, it's only embarrassing when you leave them..
- pete26

only if someone recognizes you despite wearing a wig and sunglasses

AI Jon Cooper was not (frank)ing wrong.

(About goalies, at least)
- Mashadar

yikes.

yikes.
- Pat1993

If goalies leave the crease to make a play. and they get incidental contact, too bad for them. Not saying I want players to run at goalies, but a lot of these goals being overturned are stupid (and inconsistent, to say the least).

You know what they say about those sex shops, it's only embarrassing when you leave them..
- pete26

Or you run into your mom / dad / grandparent inside the shop.