bill (frank)ing bailey
- Gramps28

After looking back on some recent posts of mine, pretty sure i needed more sleep.
- Gramps28

- kicksave856

boring fact. my ex brother-in-law went to school with him.

Desire is the best bob dylan album

the finely tuned machine that is my body has been pooping for so long now that both my legs are asleep and I can't see myself being able to ever walk again

the finely tuned machine that is my body has been pooping for so long now that both my legs are asleep and I can't see myself being able to ever walk again
- Shutdown

- kicksave856

ive been chatting with him across multiple realms for the last few minutes

i had no idea it was under these circumstances

ive been chatting with him across multiple realms for the last few minutes

i had no idea it was under these circumstances
- Crimsoninja

I'm basically a hostage

ive been chatting with him across multiple realms for the last few minutes

i had no idea it was under these circumstances
- Crimsoninja

that part does indeed repulse me and i am trying not to think about it.

i did, however, look to see if there was a way i could condense that post into 100 or less characters to use it as my location under the new communist regime rules.

I'm basically a hostage
- Shutdown

be careful, man.

you don't want hemorrhoids. i hear the recovery is 2 weeks of painful bloody poops.

that part does indeed repulse me and i am trying not to think about it.

i did, however, look to see if there was a way i could condense that post into 100 or less characters to use it as my location under the new communist regime rules.
- kicksave856

i want to make this happen for you. i believe this is exactly 100 characters

finely tuned machine that is my body been poopin for so long both my legs are asleep cant see myself being able to walk again

lack of punctuation adds a sense of urgency to the situation

i want to make this happen for you. i believe this is exactly 100 characters

finely tuned machine that is my body been poopin for so long both my legs are asleep cant see myself being able to walk again

lack of punctuation adds a sense of urgency to the situation
- Shutdown

on the phone right now. but i will make this my loc when i get home.

i may have just seen a ghost or a spirit of some kind

nevermind i think it was a sunlight reflection from a car driving by

the finely tuned machine that is my body has been pooping for so long now that both my legs are asleep and I can't see myself being able to ever walk again
- Shutdown

Weird thing I pooped in powder for today it was definitely scary

Weird thing I pooped in powder for today it was definitely scary
- basementfloor

wha

wha
- Shutdown

x2

x2
- -davies-

ok maybe it was supposed to be:

Weird thing: I pooped in powder form today. It was definitely scary.

ok maybe it was supposed to be:

Weird thing: I pooped in powder form today. It was definitely scary.
- Shutdown

obviously that's what it was supposed to say


thought you were wha'ing the powder poop though not the fukin grammar

obviously that's what it was supposed to say


thought you were wha'ing the powder poop though not the fukin grammar
- Crimsoninja

Mostly the powder, somewhat the grammar.

For a sec I thought he took meds or something because he had to poop in powder for today.

Appointment powder pooping

Mostly the powder, somewhat the grammar.

For a sec I thought he took meds or something because he had to poop in powder for today.

Appointment powder pooping
- Shutdown

there are a thousand ways that post can be analyzed - grammatically and anatomically - and the conclusion always is the same: guy's a complete mess

there are a thousand ways that post can be analyzed - grammatically and anatomically - and the conclusion always is the same: guy's a complete mess
- Crimsoninja

I was gonna bring up double cheese and feta but I've pooped too much today to be dishing out any more judgements

is powder poop a thing

is powder poop a thing
- -davies-

no that's why i assumed that's what he/you were wha'ing