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Things to Occupy Ourselves for the Long Offseason |
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Since we have nothing better to do other than rooting for certain teams to lose in the playoffs and as so requested, you guys need a new freshly made forum area to converse in...
I bring you a bunch of things we can all do to waste time until October:
• Learn the rules to Australian Football then challenge a group of second graders to a friendly game.
• Try new exciting ways to floss your teeth, with a pick axe.
• Try watching a Baseball game without falling asleep even once, this includes pitching changes.
• Watch 5 days straight of nothing but Adam Sandler movies then try to have a coherent conversation about the pros and cons of Money Market accounts in these recent troubling economic times.
• For two straight weeks only use "Caddyshack" or "The Big Lebowski" quotes when asked any direct questions. Double points awarded for doing this at your place of employment.
• Warn the news media about the new strand of Sather Flu. Symptoms include: Walking around aimlessly with unlit chewed up cigars, signing washed-up has-beens to ludicrous guaranteed contracts and singing the entire musical catalog of South Pacific at dinner parties while wearing inflatable arm floats and a rubber duckie life preserver.
Feel free to add to these or just plop down some random Caddyshack quotes, whatever you like. Mi casa su casa. I’ll have something concerning free agency once the postseason has concluded.
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