NHL Centre Ice?

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Lucky OEL brand Drawers?

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Draft Kings Ready to Go?

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Entry into Three Hockey Pools ?

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Embarrassed Self with set of Terrible Predictions?

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Received Notarized Permission from Bill Meltzer to Mock Flyers at Will ?

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Purchased Inappropriate Amounts of Opening Night Wine and Beer (for a Wednesday) in Preparation of Opening Night:

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Write Quick Blog Detailing Coyotes Recent Transactions:

The Coyotes top prospect Barrett "what kind of name is 'Barrett'" Hayton has made the team. While Coyotes prospect #2 Victor Soderstrom has been sent packing to Sweden.

The Coyotes also claimed unknown goalie Eric Comrie on waivers from the Jets. Why not claim Josh Ho Sang? Well, that would be too easy, and besides, when the hopes of your season rest on Antti Raanta aka Floppy Glassman, you've got to protect yourself.

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