Eberle has a 10% lead on Crosby
- AdamFrench

Eberle once lifted the Statue Of Liberty using only his anus...while banging three different women. true story.

you stop crying.

Here's a quick math question bear with me: is 69 equal to 82?
- Morris

My previous post I said if he could play 70 games...

This comment would be better suited when comparing two players of equal production and health.
- Gunslinger

Of course Semin doesn't get hurt. He's allergic to physical contact. Look at what happened the one time he engaged in a fight, he grew a vagina in under 5 seconds. Horrible condition.

Of course Semin doesn't get hurt. He's allergic to physical contact. Look at what happened the one time he engaged in a fight, he grew a vagina in under 5 seconds. Horrible condition.
- GuyLaDouche

Does the man get no respect for being the aggressor lol?

Does the man get no respect for being the aggressor lol?
- Kent44

Nope

These comments are a (frank)ing gold mine

Eberle once lifted the Statue Of Liberty using only his anus...while banging three different women. true story.

you stop crying.
- GuyLaDouche

ololol...my gf gets wet talking about him...I better not let her know about this story...I might lose her to his extreme manly Pronger gap...

These comments are a (frank)ing gold mine
- mochoson

Stop bringing the comment level down...

Nope
- OilHorse

Lol, didn't think so.

What I took away from that fight...Semin would be an awesome guy to have around if one were to find themselves engulfed in flames. He'd get to work on that, pronto.

Does the man get no respect for being the aggressor lol?
- Kent44

It looked more like an attempted rape.

Lol, didn't think so.

What I took away from that fight...Semin would be an awesome guy to have around if one were to find themselves engulfed in flames. He'd get to work on that, pronto.
- Kent44

hmmm good point...I'd take his on the Oil just in case the ice catches fire...

Eberle once lifted the Statue Of Liberty using only his anus...while banging three different women. true story.

you stop crying.
- GuyLaDouche

That's one strong anus

What does it matter? It is a one year deal and they had cap space. If he has a terrible ethic than he is gone after the year. If he has a good attitude maybe they resign him. They tried to improve their offense for this year and they did because he has great talent. There was little risk with this deal.

Richard Cloutier: Semin: $7mil. Bad Contract: Priceless
- Maxbone

how is this a bad contract? sorry did i miss something is it not a 1 year deal?

No doubt.

I think hell get alot more prime playing time with Carolina.

In my opinion Semin has the best release in the game. It's pretty incredible how quick and hard he gets it off.

Twss.
- Pilgor09

You love the way other men release their Semin.

So the real burning question, is this the year the oilers don't make a lottery pick?

Semin will go to Carolina and get 40 goals, Hemsky will be hurt by game 20.

contract is fine, maybe about a million to much, but fine.
- IanEsplen

someone ban this clown for trolling!! I said less in one of his blogs and was banned!!

someone ban this clown for trolling!! I said less in one of his blogs and was banned!!
- undisputed_8821

Its not trolling if he is speaking the truth, even if you don't like it?

someone ban this clown for trolling!! I said less in one of his blogs and was banned!!
- undisputed_8821

Does that really constitute as trolling around here?

I'd rather have one year of Semin at 7 million than two years of Hemsky at 10 million total. It's an easy call.

So the real burning question, is this the year the oilers don't make a lottery pick?
- rune_74

Define "lottery pick"? If you mean finishing in the Bottom 14, and having the chance to move up four spots in the draft, then no, this won't be the year the Oilers don't make a lottery pick.

If you mean finishing in the Bottom 5, and having a chance to draft 1st overall, then no, this won't be the year the Oilers don't make a lottery pick either.

I'd rather have one year of Semin at 7 million than two years of Hemsky at 10 million total. It's an easy call.
- Oneonta Penguin

I knew you'd much rather have Semin. It's so obvious you love Semin.

Its not trolling if he is speaking the truth, even if you don't like it?
- rune_74

What truth was that? It was clearly a troll. Attempt a shred of objectivity.

I'd rather have one year of Semin at 7 million than two years of Hemsky at 10 million total. It's an easy call.
- Oneonta Penguin

You clown every single thing Oilers every time you come into these threads. Your opinion is less than worthless. Thanks for it anyways though champ.

I knew you'd much rather have Semin. It's so obvious you love Semin.
- Maxbone