once I was walking on Ste Catherine with a fiend and we were chatting.

some dude walks by and says "en français les gars!"

I raped and sodomized him.




edit: yes, a fiend.
- basementfloor

I once had to order food in french. It was a fancy place, not McDonalds or anything, those people behind the counter were so nice at La Belle Province, didn't even spit on my food and even gave me a clean tray.

INFAMY!!!!!!!!!

No safari?

Monkeys, Lions, Hippos, Dan and I, cigarettes.....

INFAMY!!!!!!!!!
- basementfloor

You're an ass.

You're an ass.
- hscesq

yeah

You're an ass.
- hscesq

I'm sorry I found found his proposition to be just that appalling.

hey pete my buddy got a new boat gonna check it out this afternoon and do some fisheling.

You're an ass.
- hscesq

Prock-lite?

i think i know that guy
- scotch_tape

hey pete my buddy got a new boat gonna check it out this afternoon and do some fisheling.
- basementfloor

im going to vermont for the weekend. gonna try to catch some major sunfish.

im going to vermont for the weekend. gonna try to catch some major sunfish.
- scotch_tape

please take nude pics

ho...

lee...

(frank)...



so the company I work for is offering research grants to universities. I'm going around offering some university professors up to $100k each if they have suitable projects and one of them just writes back to me mentioning that I should change the language on my keyboard so as to be able to put all the proper accents on letters...
- basementfloor

And yet every one of you is here correcting mistakes in people's posts in english, but when someone wants to be written to correctly in french, he's obviously a anti-english, patriotic, nationalist, poutine lover, oilhab typical quebecer.

once I was walking on Ste Catherine with a fiend and we were chatting.

some dude walks by and says "en français les gars!"

I raped and sodomized him.




edit: yes, a fiend.
- basementfloor

Some people are really going overboard.

The worst I've probably done is say 'Je ne parle pas Anglais' to a scalper in front of the bell and that he lost all his chances to sell 'em to me as soon as he approached me in english.

I know a person though that refuses to pay if his receipts aren't in french.

ok, have a good weekend (frank)ers.

howard, hope the little guy gets better, make sure he is well hydrated. The symptoms should slowly leave over a couple of days however some blotches may remain, especially on the hands, for a bit longer. Once he gets his appetite back it means he's on the mend

And yet every one of you is here correcting mistakes in people's posts in english, but when someone wants to be written to correctly in french, he's obviously a anti-english, patriotic, nationalist, poutine lover, oilhab typical quebecer.
- Traceur

yeah, I'm the bumhole in this story.

And yet every one of you is here correcting mistakes in people's posts in english, but when someone wants to be written to correctly in french, he's obviously a anti-english, patriotic, nationalist, poutine lover, oilhab typical quebecer.
- Traceur

You're really going to have to narrow that down a bit more for me.

yeah, I'm the bumhole in this story.
- basementfloor

as usual.

And yet every one of you is here correcting mistakes in people's posts in english, but when someone wants to be written to correctly in french, he's obviously a anti-english, patriotic, nationalist, poutine lover, oilhab typical quebecer.
- Traceur

Yeah, and you know what, only one person corrects my most horrible of French. Yet they are all over the english grammar. Do you know what i believe it is? English grammar is easier to dictate than french, and some people on here that speak french do not write it as well as they speak it. That and an English major mod with a god complex.

And yet every one of you is here correcting mistakes in people's posts in english, but when someone wants to be written to correctly in french, he's obviously a anti-english, patriotic, nationalist, poutine lover, oilhab typical quebecer.
- Traceur

Yeah, and you know what, only one person corrects my most horrible of French. Yet they are all over the english grammar. Do you know what i believe it is? English grammar is easier to dictate than french, and some people on here that speak french do not write it as well as they speak it. That and an English major mod with a god complex.
- shinebox

run on sentence.

You're really going to have to narrow that down a bit more for me.
- stormey

Missing Pepsi-drinker, cabbage/mae-west-eater and smoker

And yet every one of you is here correcting mistakes in people's posts in english, but when someone wants to be written to correctly in french, he's obviously a anti-english, patriotic, nationalist, poutine lover, oilhab typical quebecer.
- Traceur

you really this dense?

You're really going to have to narrow that down a bit more for me.
- stormey

cabbage smelling, mae west either, pepsi drinker, I'm out, any suggestion?

Yeah, and you know what, only one person corrects my most horrible of French. Yet they are all over the english grammar. Do you know what i believe it is? English grammar is easier to dictate than french, and some people on here that speak french do not write it as well as they speak it. That and an English major mod with a god complex.
- shinebox

Are you kidding me? I mean, I've never noticed.

you really this dense?
- scotch_tape

the point isn't even the language it's that I give this idiot an opportunity to fund his work and he can't see beyond his nose!