you know vag don't you?
- dt99999

But Fred can get girls and he is half french.

Fred is what Vag yearns to be.

You are the epitome of douche and you love it, don't you?
- HuileHab

Pffff, never been in a tanning salon

Please disregard my previous email about you being a fluffer.
- stormeyAlterEgo

You were pretty spot on.

You took pictures of your calves.
- stormeyAlterEgo

There's nothing wrong with being proud to be a farmer. It's an honest living.

You took pictures of your calves.
- stormeyAlterEgo

Pffff, never been in a tanning salon
- Fredobbface

They have been proven to be carcinogenic. I haven't and won't ever use one.

You took pictures of your calves.
- stormeyAlterEgo

That's bored, not vain

There's nothing wrong with being proud to be a farmer. It's an honest living.
- hscesq

Smooth

Paul Ryan bump?
- habs12

Like that guy. He'll bring it home. I can see the light.

But Fred can get girls and he is half french.

Fred is what Vag yearns to be.
- HuileHab

Vag draws a mustache on his face for movember...nobody is douchier.

There's nothing wrong with being proud to be a farmer. It's an honest living.
- hscesq

Is he a Veal farmer?

There's nothing wrong with being proud to be a farmer. It's an honest living.
- hscesq

Is he a Veal farmer?
- HuileHab

Not for me to say.

Like that guy. He'll bring it home. I can see the light.
- hscesq

it's pretty dark right now.



lol

Like that guy. He'll bring it home. I can see the light.
- hscesq

Thought you would.

You took pictures of your calves.
- stormeyAlterEgo

He was talking about his OTHER girlfriends:

Vag draws a mustache on his face for movember...nobody is douchier.
- AdamFrench

I think we have different definitions of Douche.

Vag sounds more like a loser then a douche.

He was talking about his OTHER girlfriends:

- braidan

I think we have different definitions of Douche.

Vag sounds more like a loser then a douche.
- HuileHab

He makes utube videos of himself playing video games.

I think we have different definitions of Douche.

Vag sounds more like a loser then a douche.
- HuileHab

Fred is not a douche, he has a head on his shoulders.

***7th QUADRENNIAL EMAIL CONTEST***


since the Olympics are over and I will probably have to get some work done this week and since I am getting a reminder from Outlook about every 3 minutes about the size of my inbox (lol), I am running an email contest today.


rules reminder

At the start of this contest I currently have 1036 emails in my inbox.

The one who guesses the final number of emails I will have left at 4pm eastern time will win the contest and an incredible amount of respect from all users of this forum.


here is the method used for clearing my inbox:

-I delete all newsletters, corporate communications, updates and the rest of the stuff nobody ever reads.
-As best I can I delete duplicates emails of the same conversation.
-Anything I can respond to in a couple of minutes I respond to.
-everyone is allowed to enter but can only enter a single response. you may alter it throughout the course of the day.

I will be covering the email count with a small post-it so I am not tempted to look during the day and subconsciously adjust.


YOU NEED TO QUOTE THIS MESSAGE ALONG WITH YOUR RESPONSE

here's a link to the original page on which it appears: http://www.hockeybuzz.com...?thread_id=100307&page=83


START TIME: 9:15 AM
EMAILS IN INBOX: 1036


GOOD LUCK!!!

dt99999
- dt99999

30 minutes to go

He makes utube videos of himself playing video games.
- BingoLady

He does talk about yoga pants though...

Fred is not a douche, he has a head on his shoulders.
- Jean_Perron

So...if one has a head on one's shoulders, one cannot be a douche?

it's pretty dark right now.



lol
- dt99999

lol

So...if one has a head on one's shoulders, one cannot be a douche?
- hscesq

sure seems that way.