I have a huge tree in my back yard that splits at the top, with one section going over a neighbours yard...the lady wants me to cut it because she's afraid it might fall on one of her kids...(doing this DT style...)

lady: "would you mind cutting that, I'm afraid it might break off and fall on one of my kids..."

Me: *looks at very healthy/sturdy tree* "I don't really see how that could break off, that tree is in perfect health...and that's a very strong branch"

lady: "well, if there's a severe storm with strong winds, it could...

Me: "...and you'd let your kids play outside in such a storm???"

lady: "oh heavens no they be safe insi..."

Me: *butting in* "then there's no real danger to your kids is there?" *doesn't wait for answer, leaves*
- number_23

you showed her

No, it's whithin the city's part of her front lawn
- Fredobbface

That is too complicated for T-dot to understand please explain it using holes, pots and pots of holes.

This is the same guy who had to ask when the contest ends...
- number_23

Why should I read it when I can get you guys to do it for me?

you showed her
- DoubleDown

Yeah. Wish I had that kind of chutzpah.

No, it's whithin the city's part of her front lawn
- Fredobbface

If it's on the CITY's part of HER lawn... why do YOU have to cut them?

Yeah. Wish I had that kind of chutzpah.
- hscesq

Is that squirel for nuts?

Is that squirel for nuts?
- HuileHab

Could very well be.

I have a huge tree in my back yard that splits at the top, with one section going over a neighbours yard...the lady wants me to cut it because she's afraid it might fall on one of her kids...(doing this DT style...)

lady: "would you mind cutting that, I'm afraid it might break off and fall on one of my kids..."

Me: *looks at very healthy/sturdy tree* "I don't really see how that could break off, that tree is in perfect health...and that's a very strong branch"

lady: "well, if there's a severe storm with strong winds, it could...

Me: "...and you'd let your kids play outside in such a storm???"

lady: "oh heavens no they be safe insi..."

Me: *butting in* "then there's no real danger to your kids is there?" *doesn't wait for answer, leaves*
- number_23

At a co-worker's bachelor party Friday night, in a nudie bar.

We are having a drink, celebrating.
An exotic dancer walks by and talks to me

Exotic Dancer: "wow, it's like, a total sausage fest in here"

Me: "Well, yeah...If you ask me, the whole bar is a total sausage fest. It's a topless bar, there is a strong possibility there will be more men than women here."

Exotic Dancer: ...

*walks away*

At a co-worker's bachelor party Friday night, in a nudie bar.

We are having a drink, celebrating.
An exotic dancer walks by and talks to me

Exotic Dancer: "wow, it's like, a total sausage fest in here"

Me: "Well, yeah...If you ask me, the whole bar is a total sausage fest. It's a topless bar, there is a strong possibility there will be more men than women here."

Exotic Dancer: ...

*walks away*
- stinger67

BOOM, you showed her, 23-style!

At a co-worker's bachelor party Friday night, in a nudie bar.

We are having a drink, celebrating.
An exotic dancer walks by and talks to me

Exotic Dancer: "wow, it's like, a total sausage fest in here"

Me: "Well, yeah...If you ask me, the whole bar is a total sausage fest. It's a topless bar, there is a strong possibility there will be more men than women here."

Exotic Dancer: ...

*walks away*
- stinger67

What was her name? Destiny, Tiffany, Na' Tassia ?

BOOM, you showed her
- HuileHab

YESSS

At a co-worker's bachelor party Friday night, in a nudie bar.

We are having a drink, celebrating.
An exotic dancer walks by and talks to me

Exotic Dancer: "wow, it's like, a total sausage fest in here"

Me: "Well, yeah...If you ask me, the whole bar is a total sausage fest. It's a topless bar, there is a strong possibility there will be more men than women here."

Exotic Dancer: ...

*walks away*
- stinger67

I would've asked her if she likes her sausage all dress.

23.
- number_23

Typical

At a co-worker's bachelor party Friday night, in a nudie bar.

We are having a drink, celebrating.
An exotic dancer walks by and talks to me

Exotic Dancer: "wow, it's like, a total sausage fest in here"

Me: "Well, yeah...If you ask me, the whole bar is a total sausage fest. It's a topless bar, there is a strong possibility there will be more men than women here."

Exotic Dancer: ...

*walks away*
- stinger67

What were you expectating from a stripper? A heartwarming story about her rough uprising and how she's trying to get her life together?

BOOM, you showed her, 23-style!
- HuileHab

What was her name? Destiny, Tiffany, Na' Tassia ?
- BingoLady

She was topless and wanted to talk about mulitple sausages and he scared her away, does it matter what her name is?

What was her name? Destiny, Tiffany, Na' Tassia ?
- BingoLady

Don't know...she was kind of cute, but she looked hammered.

At a co-worker's bachelor party Friday night, in a nudie bar.

We are having a drink, celebrating.
An exotic dancer walks by and talks to me

Exotic Dancer: "wow, it's like, a total sausage fest in here"

Me: "Well, yeah...If you ask me, the whole bar is a total sausage fest. It's a topless bar, there is a strong possibility there will be more men than women here."

Exotic Dancer: ...

*walks away*
- stinger67

Don't judge her...she's just doing that (dancing) to pay for school...she's gonna be a lawyer one day...(just like Howard).

She was topless and wanted to talk about mulitple sausages and he scared her away, does it matter what her name is?
- HuileHab

Sounds like something Juggers would do.

Typical
- RENATO6

look...the worlds dumbest monkey is back!

I have a huge tree in my back yard that splits at the top, with one section going over a neighbours yard...the lady wants me to cut it because she's afraid it might fall on one of her kids...(doing this DT style...)

lady: "would you mind cutting that, I'm afraid it might break off and fall on one of my kids..."

Me: *looks at very healthy/sturdy tree* "I don't really see how that could break off, that tree is in perfect health...and that's a very strong branch"

lady: "well, if there's a severe storm with strong winds, it could...

Me: "...and you'd let your kids play outside in such a storm???"

lady: "oh heavens no they be safe insi..."

Me: *butting in* "then there's no real danger to your kids is there?" *doesn't wait for answer, leaves*
- number_23

If it is over her property she can cut the part that overhangs her property if she likes, but she will have to pay to do it

BOOM, you showed her, 23-style!
- HuileHab

Don't judge her...she's just doing that (dancing) to pay for school...she's gonna be a lawyer one day...(just like Howard).
- number_23

Howard was an exotic dancer in a sausagefest?

look...the worlds dumbest monkey is back!
- number_23

I was busy winning a few medals , what the (frank) have you been doing?







**boom**

Howard was an exotic dancer in a sausagefest?
- Tee-Dot

he did it for the life experience