Howard was an exotic dancer in a sausagefest?
- Tee-Dot

THAT is not kosher

I would've asked her if she likes her sausage all dress.
- WaterBoy

Strippers love improper grammar. This may have worked.

Going to have to cut 4 mature chestnut trees, because a lady says her children are afraid of squirrels and they might get attacked...
- Fredobbface

Shoot the (frank)ing squirrels.

THAT is not kosher
- Fredobbface

he did it for the life experience
- HuileHab

Strippers love improper grammar. This may have worked.
- hscesq

Well they are ALL stripping to put themselves through school, so the improper grammar would likely have an effect.

If it is over her property she can cut the part that overhangs her property if she likes, but she will have to pay to do it
- RENATO6

It's her property, the tree is in the cities easement.

Shoot the (frank)ing squirrels.
- pete26

A simple but correct solution...

Strippers love improper grammar. This may have worked.
- hscesq

So what you are saying is that strippers don't like you...it explains the frustration(s)

Shoot the (frank)ing squirrels.
- pete26

then she calls the cops on you for firing firearms into her yard.

You were trying to shoot her babies! MURDER!!!

Shoot the (frank)ing squirrels.
- pete26

that was my first thought pete but not likely gonna fly in downtown Maywestville.

It's her property, the tree is in the cities easement.
- HuileHab

This is 23's tree as indicated by the following excerpt from 23's post

"I have a huge tree in my back yard that splits at the top, with one section going over a neighbours yard...the lady wants me to cut it because she's afraid it might fall on one of her kids...(doing this DT style...)"

So what you are saying is that strippers don't like you...it explains the frustration(s)
- WaterBoy

i don't think i want strippers to like me...

So what you are saying is that strippers don't like you...it explains the frustration(s)
- WaterBoy

not everyone needs strippers to release "frustrations".

This is 23's tree as indicated by the following excerpt from 23's post

"I have a huge tree in my back yard that splits at the top, with one section going over a neighbours yard...the lady wants me to cut it because she's afraid it might fall on one of her kids...(doing this DT style...)"
- RENATO6

we are talking about Fred's tree situation..

So what you are saying is that strippers don't like you...it explains the frustration(s)
- WaterBoy

They don't like you either, they like your desperation.

This is 23's tree as indicated by the following excerpt from 23's post

"I have a huge tree in my back yard that splits at the top, with one section going over a neighbours yard...the lady wants me to cut it because she's afraid it might fall on one of her kids...(doing this DT style...)"
- RENATO6

Who are the cops going to believe? the 23 with the rifle or the housewife with the rack?

When in a truck where do you put the rifle pete?

we are talking about Fred's tree situation..
- BingoLady

oh..........





BTW I believe Brazil won the battle of the supermodels at the closing ceremonies...

Who are the cops going to believe? the 23 with the rifle or the housewife with the rack?

When in a truck where do you put the rifle pete?
- HuileHab

What if it was a monkey in the tree? Would u shoot it?

oh..........





BTW I believe Brazil won the battle of the supermodels at the closing ceremonies...
- RENATO6

x2

then she calls the cops on you for firing firearms into her yard.

You were trying to shoot her babies! MURDER!!!
- HuileHab

1200 ft per second pellet gun. She wouldn't hear a thing.

oh..........





BTW I believe Brazil won the battle of the supermodels at the closing ceremonies...
- RENATO6

Congrats on being the only sane person to watch the closing ceremonies.

i don't think i want strippers to like me...
- DoubleDown

You just want to do blow off their ass

They don't like you either, they like your desperation.
- Fredobbface

You mean money ?

Congrats on being the only sane person to watch the closing ceremonies.
- HuileHab

He thinks he is a monkey and posts on HB and he is sane?