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pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Maple MAGA, ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Aug 15 @ 3:45 PM ET

- BingoLady


Oh, ok. True story:

So most of you are aware of my previous dealings with a female employee. I kinda vowed that I would never hire another one.

After a couple of months of searching, I was getting nothing but chicks applying for the job.

On a drive home from Calgary with my wife, we got into a very heated discussion over me not wanting to hire another women. I was called everything under the sun, male chauvinist, ass, etc.

The conversation ended with me saying that I don't want to deal with any female doges problems anymore. It was a very quiet ride home from that point. Not even a stop at Costco, that's how (frank)ing mad she was.

Anyway about 4 days later, this chick comes into my office to apply for the job, fellas she was at least a 8 1/2, 10 for sure with 6 beer goggles on. So, I tell her to come back tomorrow at 10 am for an interview.

Later that evening, I asked my wife if she could stop by the office around 10:15 the next morning to do some banking for me.


So that morning my wife pops her head into my office to ask for the banking stuff. She looks over at this chick and then looked at me with this "deer in the headlights" look on her face.

About a half hour later, I complete the interview. I could see my wife pacing outside my office door the whole time. I kept this chick in my office as long as I could too.

My wife comes into my office and closes the door. "You know" she said, "you're probably right by not hiring a women for this position, sorry about the other day.

"Who was that" she asked, I said, "well that's our new Salesperson, I just hired her".

(I didn't hire her)

"Well you better un(frank)ing hire her" is all she said.

Not a word about it spoken since...





Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Aug 15 @ 3:46 PM ET
he's not
- dt99999


Is she incredibly hot and/or wealthy?
Fountain-San
Boston Bruins
Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007

Aug 15 @ 3:46 PM ET
guys good news, my friend got engaged to a girl he's been dating for two months

















WHAT AN IDIOT LOLLLLOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOOOOLL!!!!!!!!

- dt99999


nothing could possibly go wrong!
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 15 @ 3:46 PM ET
Oh, ok. True story:

So most of you are aware of my previous dealings with a female employee. I kinda vowed that I would never hire another one.

After a couple of months of searching, I was getting nothing but chicks applying for the job.

On a drive home from Calgary with my wife, we got into a very heated discussion over me not wanting to hire another women. I was called everything under the sun, male chauvinist, ass, etc.

The conversation ended with me saying that I don't want to deal with any female doges problems anymore. It was a very quiet ride home from that point. Not even a stop at Costco, that's how (frank)ing mad she was.

Anyway about 4 days later, this chick comes into my office to apply for the job, fellas she was at least a 8 1/2, 10 for sure with 6 beer goggles on. So, I tell her to come back tomorrow at 10 am for an interview.

Later that evening, I asked my wife if she could stop by the office around 10:15 the next morning to do some banking for me.


So that morning my wife pops her head into my office to ask for the banking stuff. She looks over at this chick and then looked at me with this "deer in the headlights" look on her face.

About a half hour later, I complete the interview. I could see my wife pacing outside my office door the whole time. I kept this chick in my office as long as I could too.

My wife comes into my office and closes the door. "You know" she said, "you're probably right by not hiring a women for this position, sorry about the other day.

"Who was that" she asked, I said, "well that's our new Salesperson, I just hired her".

(I didn't hire her)

"Well you better un(frank)ing hire her" is all she said.

Not a word about it spoken since...

- pete26

Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Aug 15 @ 3:48 PM ET
Oh, ok. True story:

So most of you are aware of my previous dealings with a female employee. I kinda vowed that I would never hire another one.

After a couple of months of searching, I was getting nothing but chicks applying for the job.

On a drive home from Calgary with my wife, we got into a very heated discussion over me not wanting to hire another women. I was called everything under the sun, male chauvinist, ass, etc.

The conversation ended with me saying that I don't want to deal with any female doges problems anymore. It was a very quiet ride home from that point. Not even a stop at Costco, that's how (frank)ing mad she was.

Anyway about 4 days later, this chick comes into my office to apply for the job, fellas she was at least a 8 1/2, 10 for sure with 6 beer goggles on. So, I tell her to come back tomorrow at 10 am for an interview.

Later that evening, I asked my wife if she could stop by the office around 10:15 the next morning to do some banking for me.


So that morning my wife pops her head into my office to ask for the banking stuff. She looks over at this chick and then looked at me with this "deer in the headlights" look on her face.

About a half hour later, I complete the interview. I could see my wife pacing outside my office door the whole time. I kept this chick in my office as long as I could too.

My wife comes into my office and closes the door. "You know" she said, "you're probably right by not hiring a women for this position, sorry about the other day.

"Who was that" she asked, I said, "well that's our new Salesperson, I just hired her".

(I didn't hire her)

"Well you better un(frank)ing hire her" is all she said.

Not a word about it spoken since...

- pete26




*wonders if it was worth the wait*
BashCH
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The legendary Don Cherry agrees with me..., QC
Joined: 04.27.2010

Aug 15 @ 3:48 PM ET
Oh, ok. True story:

So most of you are aware of my previous dealings with a female employee. I kinda vowed that I would never hire another one.

After a couple of months of searching, I was getting nothing but chicks applying for the job.

On a drive home from Calgary with my wife, we got into a very heated discussion over me not wanting to hire another women. I was called everything under the sun, male chauvinist, ass, etc.

The conversation ended with me saying that I don't want to deal with any female doges problems anymore. It was a very quiet ride home from that point. Not even a stop at Costco, that's how (frank)ing mad she was.

Anyway about 4 days later, this chick comes into my office to apply for the job, fellas she was at least a 8 1/2, 10 for sure with 6 beer goggles on. So, I tell her to come back tomorrow at 10 am for an interview.

Later that evening, I asked my wife if she could stop by the office around 10:15 the next morning to do some banking for me.


So that morning my wife pops her head into my office to ask for the banking stuff. She looks over at this chick and then looked at me with this "deer in the headlights" look on her face.

About a half hour later, I complete the interview. I could see my wife pacing outside my office door the whole time. I kept this chick in my office as long as I could too.

My wife comes into my office and closes the door. "You know" she said, "you're probably right by not hiring a women for this position, sorry about the other day.

"Who was that" she asked, I said, "well that's our new Salesperson, I just hired her".

(I didn't hire her)

"Well you better un(frank)ing hire her" is all she said.

Not a word about it spoken since...

- pete26




Nice one !
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Aug 15 @ 3:48 PM ET
Oh, ok. True story:

So most of you are aware of my previous dealings with a female employee. I kinda vowed that I would never hire another one.

After a couple of months of searching, I was getting nothing but chicks applying for the job.

On a drive home from Calgary with my wife, we got into a very heated discussion over me not wanting to hire another women. I was called everything under the sun, male chauvinist, ass, etc.

The conversation ended with me saying that I don't want to deal with any female doges problems anymore. It was a very quiet ride home from that point. Not even a stop at Costco, that's how (frank)ing mad she was.

Anyway about 4 days later, this chick comes into my office to apply for the job, fellas she was at least a 8 1/2, 10 for sure with 6 beer goggles on. So, I tell her to come back tomorrow at 10 am for an interview.

Later that evening, I asked my wife if she could stop by the office around 10:15 the next morning to do some banking for me.


So that morning my wife pops her head into my office to ask for the banking stuff. She looks over at this chick and then looked at me with this "deer in the headlights" look on her face.

About a half hour later, I complete the interview. I could see my wife pacing outside my office door the whole time. I kept this chick in my office as long as I could too.

My wife comes into my office and closes the door. "You know" she said, "you're probably right by not hiring a women for this position, sorry about the other day.

"Who was that" she asked, I said, "well that's our new Salesperson, I just hired her".

(I didn't hire her)

"Well you better un(frank)ing hire her" is all she said.

Not a word about it spoken since...

- pete26


the guy who refers to his wife as a pig at the trough?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 15 @ 3:49 PM ET


*is fulfilled*
Jean_Perron
Location: Fleurimont, Québec
Joined: 08.03.2012

Aug 15 @ 3:50 PM ET
Oh, ok. True story:

So most of you are aware of my previous dealings with a female employee. I kinda vowed that I would never hire another one.

After a couple of months of searching, I was getting nothing but chicks applying for the job.

On a drive home from Calgary with my wife, we got into a very heated discussion over me not wanting to hire another women. I was called everything under the sun, male chauvinist, ass, etc.

The conversation ended with me saying that I don't want to deal with any female doges problems anymore. It was a very quiet ride home from that point. Not even a stop at Costco, that's how (frank)ing mad she was.

Anyway about 4 days later, this chick comes into my office to apply for the job, fellas she was at least a 8 1/2, 10 for sure with 6 beer goggles on. So, I tell her to come back tomorrow at 10 am for an interview.

Later that evening, I asked my wife if she could stop by the office around 10:15 the next morning to do some banking for me.


So that morning my wife pops her head into my office to ask for the banking stuff. She looks over at this chick and then looked at me with this "deer in the headlights" look on her face.

About a half hour later, I complete the interview. I could see my wife pacing outside my office door the whole time. I kept this chick in my office as long as I could too.

My wife comes into my office and closes the door. "You know" she said, "you're probably right by not hiring a women for this position, sorry about the other day.

"Who was that" she asked, I said, "well that's our new Salesperson, I just hired her".

(I didn't hire her)

"Well you better un(frank)ing hire her" is all she said.

Not a word about it spoken since...

- pete26





Pete, you showed her!
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 15 @ 3:50 PM ET


*is fulfilled*

- dt99999

maybe not the best story ever but i admit i was compelled throughout
Fountain-San
Boston Bruins
Location: Marchand is a rat fink dweeb.., ME
Joined: 02.21.2007

Aug 15 @ 3:51 PM ET
maybe not the best story ever but i admit i was compelled throughout
- Crimsoninja

still can't believe she was pissed enough to go right past Costco.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 15 @ 3:52 PM ET
maybe not the best story ever but i admit i was compelled throughout
- Crimsoninja

you have no idea how #LIVID I am with one "Don'tForgetTocchet" right now...


I'm talking livid to the MaxXx!!!!!
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 15 @ 3:54 PM ET
still can't believe she was pissed enough to go right past Costco.
- Fountain-San

that was my favorite part
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Aug 15 @ 3:54 PM ET
Oh, ok. True story:

So most of you are aware of my previous dealings with a female employee. I kinda vowed that I would never hire another one.

After a couple of months of searching, I was getting nothing but chicks applying for the job.

On a drive home from Calgary with my wife, we got into a very heated discussion over me not wanting to hire another women. I was called everything under the sun, male chauvinist, ass, etc.

The conversation ended with me saying that I don't want to deal with any female doges problems anymore. It was a very quiet ride home from that point. Not even a stop at Costco, that's how (frank)ing mad she was.

Anyway about 4 days later, this chick comes into my office to apply for the job, fellas she was at least a 8 1/2, 10 for sure with 6 beer goggles on. So, I tell her to come back tomorrow at 10 am for an interview.

Later that evening, I asked my wife if she could stop by the office around 10:15 the next morning to do some banking for me.


So that morning my wife pops her head into my office to ask for the banking stuff. She looks over at this chick and then looked at me with this "deer in the headlights" look on her face.

About a half hour later, I complete the interview. I could see my wife pacing outside my office door the whole time. I kept this chick in my office as long as I could too.

My wife comes into my office and closes the door. "You know" she said, "you're probably right by not hiring a women for this position, sorry about the other day.

"Who was that" she asked, I said, "well that's our new Salesperson, I just hired her".

(I didn't hire her)

"Well you better un(frank)ing hire her" is all she said.

Not a word about it spoken since...

- pete26


the guy who refers to his wife as a pig at the trough?
HABSFAN78
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 06.12.2009

Aug 15 @ 3:55 PM ET
the guy who refers to his wife as a pig at the trough?
- DoubleDown

That's her friends.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Aug 15 @ 3:56 PM ET
That's her friends.
- HABSFAN78

right, and he only makes fun of the very fat ones.
RENATO6
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I like you, the flower is kill, ON
Joined: 08.12.2009

Aug 15 @ 3:58 PM ET
right, and he only makes fun of the very fat ones.
- dt99999



...
Jean_Perron
Location: Fleurimont, Québec
Joined: 08.03.2012

Aug 15 @ 4:00 PM ET
right, and he only makes fun of the very fat ones.
- dt99999


DT I thought we had an agreement about Rick's wife...

Oh wait.
HABSFAN78
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 06.12.2009

Aug 15 @ 4:02 PM ET
DT I thought we had an agreement about Rick's wife...

Oh wait.

- Jean_Perron


(frank) off.
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 15 @ 4:02 PM ET
Lululemon sues over pant patents

http://ca.finance.yahoo.c...nt-patents-221551283.html

yoga pants lawsuit Ken
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Aug 15 @ 4:04 PM ET
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Maple MAGA, ON
Joined: 11.20.2008

Aug 15 @ 4:05 PM ET
still can't believe she was pissed enough to go right past Costco.
- Fountain-San



As soon as I put the signal light on, she said "take me home", that was the last thing she said for 2 1/2 hours.
RENATO6
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I like you, the flower is kill, ON
Joined: 08.12.2009

Aug 15 @ 4:05 PM ET
guys good news, my friend got engaged to a girl he's been dating for two months

















WHAT AN IDIOT LOLLLLOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOOOOLL!!!!!!!!

- dt99999


I laughed when I heard a guy I knew was engaged....

until I found out she was on the cover of Maxim...
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 15 @ 4:06 PM ET
As soon as I put the signal light on, she said "take me home", that was the last thing she said for 2 1/2 hours.
- pete26

did u listen to the ball game on the radio?
habs12
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Cole Harbour, NS
Joined: 04.29.2008

Aug 15 @ 4:07 PM ET
Oh, ok. True story:

So most of you are aware of my previous dealings with a female employee. I kinda vowed that I would never hire another one.

After a couple of months of searching, I was getting nothing but chicks applying for the job.

On a drive home from Calgary with my wife, we got into a very heated discussion over me not wanting to hire another women. I was called everything under the sun, male chauvinist, ass, etc.

The conversation ended with me saying that I don't want to deal with any female doges problems anymore. It was a very quiet ride home from that point. Not even a stop at Costco, that's how (frank)ing mad she was.

Anyway about 4 days later, this chick comes into my office to apply for the job, fellas she was at least a 8 1/2, 10 for sure with 6 beer goggles on. So, I tell her to come back tomorrow at 10 am for an interview.

Later that evening, I asked my wife if she could stop by the office around 10:15 the next morning to do some banking for me.


So that morning my wife pops her head into my office to ask for the banking stuff. She looks over at this chick and then looked at me with this "deer in the headlights" look on her face.

About a half hour later, I complete the interview. I could see my wife pacing outside my office door the whole time. I kept this chick in my office as long as I could too.

My wife comes into my office and closes the door. "You know" she said, "you're probably right by not hiring a women for this position, sorry about the other day.

"Who was that" she asked, I said, "well that's our new Salesperson, I just hired her".

(I didn't hire her)

"Well you better un(frank)ing hire her" is all she said.

Not a word about it spoken since...

- pete26


Perfect. Couldn't have done it better myself.
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