At 25, I was the father of an almost 3 years old boy.
(frank)ed, you say? - Pecafan Fan
Even then, his hands dwarfed yours.
Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme Joined: 01.20.2009
Even then, his hands dwarfed yours. - oniremosewa
He's now taller than me.
He's now taller than me. - Pecafan Fan
Well, he is 36 now.
INDIRECT JOKE ABOUT HOW OLD MARTY IS!
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic? Joined: 10.15.2008
at Tim Horton's this morning:
DD: large coffee, one milk, one sugar
Cashier: what size?
DD: large.
Cashier: OK, 2 milk, one sugar.
DD: no, one milk, one sugar.
Cashier: one milk, 2 sugar.
DD: no, one sugar.
Cashier: *scratches vagina* - DoubleDown
did you smell her finger after?
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic? Joined: 10.15.2008
I'd add smart and remotely competent to that list. - oniremosewa
The few times I go there, I usually order a toasted bagel with butter and cream cheese...3 out of 4 times, they screw up the order...no butter or no cream cheese and once they didn't toast it.
You ask for a "lait au chocolat" and they ask you "hot or cold?"...if I wanted it hot, i'd ask for a hot chocolate...not for a chocolate milk...you dumb vagina scratching female dog!
thank you, i feel much better now.
_nay_
Boston Bruins
Location: "aaaargh my leg!!!" -Max Pacioretty Joined: 04.06.2011
at Tim Horton's this morning:
DD: large coffee, one milk, one sugar
Cashier: what size?
DD: large.
Cashier: OK, 2 milk, one sugar.
DD: no, one milk, one sugar.
Cashier: one milk, 2 sugar.
DD: no, one sugar.
Cashier: *scratches vagina* - DoubleDown
Gorgot to ask for a double cup earlier this morning. I think I have no more fingerprints.
RENATO6
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I like you, the flower is kill, ON Joined: 08.12.2009
So this is what i have to look foward to in a couple of years.
- HABSFAN78
Naw.. your kids will be the ENTIRE league so you will have some schedule flexibility.
Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme Joined: 01.20.2009
Why do you guys go to Tim Horton's anyway???
at Tim Horton's this morning:
DD: large coffee, one milk, one sugar
Cashier: what size?
DD: large.
Cashier: OK, 2 milk, one sugar.
DD: no, one milk, one sugar.
Cashier: one milk, 2 sugar.
DD: no, one sugar.
Cashier: *scratches vagina* - DoubleDown
kinda clashes with their tv commercial versions of them
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic? Joined: 10.15.2008
Gorgot to ask for a double cup earlier this morning. I think I have no more fingerprints. - _nay_
wow, desi actually had to pay for this procedure...
Well, he is 36 now.
INDIRECT JOKE ABOUT HOW OLD MARTY IS! - oniremosewa
ALLO LAPIN
wow I typed PALIN at first, eww
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic? Joined: 10.15.2008
kinda clashes with their tv commercial versions of them - Le_Moderateur
the one where they know what you will be having the minute you walk in the door?
I hate tim horton's with a passion...their commercials are the most annoying ever...them and bounty paper towels.
RENATO6
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I like you, the flower is kill, ON Joined: 08.12.2009
the one where they know what you will be having the minute you walk in the door?
I hate tim horton's with a passion...their commercials are the most annoying ever. ..them and bounty paper towels. - number_23
I am sure they break out in applause when you enter the store.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
the one where they know what you will be having the minute you walk in the door?
I hate tim horton's with a passion...their commercials are the most annoying ever...them and bounty paper towels. - number_23
know what I hate? you.
yemrots
Location: Leafs need a backup goalie more than a stud defenceman this year Joined: 03.04.2008
Why do you guys go to Tim Horton's anyway??? - Pecafan Fan
No kidding.
I make coffee at home for the ride in and then we have free coffee at work. I don't get it when I see people walking in with a Tim's cup.
To me, coffee is coffee.
I know Pat, I'm and uncultured hick.
_nay_
Boston Bruins
Location: "aaaargh my leg!!!" -Max Pacioretty Joined: 04.06.2011
I only do it when i'm bored or need to go to sleep or when i wake up early on a week-end, or the wife leaves the house or .... K agreed
RENATO6
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I like you, the flower is kill, ON Joined: 08.12.2009
know what I hate? you. - dt99999
_nay_
Boston Bruins
Location: "aaaargh my leg!!!" -Max Pacioretty Joined: 04.06.2011
wow, desi actually had to pay for this procedure... - number_23
(frank)ing communist government.
_nay_
Boston Bruins
Location: "aaaargh my leg!!!" -Max Pacioretty Joined: 04.06.2011
- RENATO6
Yes and yes (the hand)
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic? Joined: 10.15.2008
kinda clashes with their tv commercial versions of them - Le_Moderateur
tient minou...
VIDEO
yemrots
Location: Leafs need a backup goalie more than a stud defenceman this year Joined: 03.04.2008
know what I hate? you. - dt99999
To indicate a dramatic pause please use ... or even better
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Thanks.
pete26
Montreal Canadiens
Location: (HE, HIM, HIS), ON Joined: 11.20.2008
No kidding.
I make coffee at home for the ride in and then we have free coffee at work. I don't get it when I see people walking in with a Tim's cup.
To me, coffee is coffee.
I know Pat, I'm and uncultured hick. - yemrots
They put cocaine in it, that's why.
_nay_
Boston Bruins
Location: "aaaargh my leg!!!" -Max Pacioretty Joined: 04.06.2011
number_23
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Euuuuh, un porc-épic? Joined: 10.15.2008
know what I hate? you. - dt99999
wow.
*removes dt from will*
Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme Joined: 01.20.2009
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