You know who COULD stand in front of a moving bus?

Price.....probably slide right between his legs.



NICE!!!

AMIRIGHT FOUNTAIN...AM I RIGHT???
- stormey

you are but that's a 26 year old Buckner joke.

That's just crazy.
- Scabeh

Something that has never been tried before.

what if it's moving backwards?
- dt99999

I also figured that option would counter the expected results.

hi pete
- dt99999

Hey dan, how was your holiday?

Where did you go?

Hey dan, how was your holiday?

Where did you go?
- pete26

oh just putzed around here. we spent a couple of nights in the Ottawa region becasue my son wanted to check out the fossils at the museum and we wanted to change scenery a bit before he started school. dropped him off at kindergarten today for the first time. not easy to get too far with the baby.

pete, teachers sure didn't look like that when I was a kid

oh just putzed around here. we spent a couple of nights in the Ottawa region becasue my son wanted to check out the fossils at the museum and we wanted to change scenery a bit before he started school. dropped him off at kindergarten today for the first time. not easy to get to far with the baby.

pete, teachers sure didn't look like that when I was a kid
- dt99999

Kindergarten starts next week for my boy. And the teachers DO look like they used to.

oh just putzed around here. we spent a couple of nights in the Ottawa region becasue my son wanted to check out the fossils at the museum and we wanted to change scenery a bit before he started school. dropped him off at kindergarten today for the first time. not easy to get too far with the baby.

pete, teachers sure didn't look like that when I was a kid
- dt99999

Si I guess you'll be the one attending the parents-teacher meeting?

oh just putzed around here. we spent a couple of nights in the Ottawa region becasue my son wanted to check out the fossils at the museum and we wanted to change scenery a bit before he started school. dropped him off at kindergarten today for the first time. not easy to get too far with the baby.

pete, teachers sure didn't look like that when I was a kid
- dt99999

yoga pants teachers

Kindergarten starts next week for my boy. And the teachers DO look like they used to.
- hscesq

I swear howard I was shocked... I didn't even have to mention it. all the teachers were standing on a little stage and my wife turns to me and said "wow that's a pretty good lineup, you'll enjoy the PTA meeting I guess"

Si I guess you'll be the one attending the parents-teacher meeting?
- jugkope

we have the info meeting tonight



edit: I really hope he's in Madame Émilie's class

I swear howard I was shocked... I didn't even have to mention it. all the teachers were standing on a little stage and my wife turns to me and said "wow that's a pretty good lineup, you'll enjoy the PTA meeting I guess"
- dt99999

we have the info meeting tonight



edit: I really hope he's in Madame Émilie's class
- dt99999

Why, does she seem to have the qualifications to be a teacher?

Why, does she seem to have the qualifications to be a teacher?
- jugkope

she has the qualifications do do pretty much anything she wants.

she has the qualifications do do pretty much anything she wants.
- dt99999

Oh, so she's a female Sheldon Cooper?

I swear howard I was shocked... I didn't even have to mention it. all the teachers were standing on a little stage and my wife turns to me and said "wow that's a pretty good lineup, you'll enjoy the PTA meeting I guess"
- dt99999

Mine had 4 choices:

1. Mrs. Kim - Korean middle aged
2. Mrs. Salazar - Hispanic middle aged
3. Mrs. Cohen - Old Jew broad
4. Mr. Alvarez - 'Nuff said

He ended up with Salazar, who I am told is a very good teacher - whatever that's worth in Kindergarten.

we have the info meeting tonight



edit: I really hope he's in Madame Émilie's class
- dt99999

Mine had 4 choices:

1. Mrs. Kim - Korean middle aged
2. Mrs. Salazar - Hispanic middle aged
3. Mrs. Cohen - Old Jew broad
4. Mr. Alvarez - 'Nuff said

He ended up with Salazar, who I am told is a very good teacher - whatever that's worth in Kindergarten.
- hscesq

Oy vey

Mine had 4 choices:

1. Mrs. Kim - Korean middle aged
2. Mrs. Salazar - Hispanic middle aged
3. Mrs. Cohen - Old Jew broad
4. Mr. Alvarez - 'Nuff said

He ended up with Salazar, who I am told is a very good teacher - whatever that's worth in Kindergarten.
- hscesq

Your son will know how to draw better than the other classes, basically.

Mine had 4 choices:

1. Mrs. Kim - Korean middle aged
2. Mrs. Salazar - Hispanic middle aged
3. Mrs. Cohen - Old Jew broad
4. Mr. Alvarez - 'Nuff said

He ended up with Salazar, who I am told is a very good teacher - whatever that's worth in Kindergarten.
- hscesq

1. Mme. Patricia - very attractive francophone lady
2. Mme. Nady - very attractive francophone lady
3. Mme. Émilie - very attractive francophone lady

and the other grades weren't worse off.

I don't really care which one he gets. hopefully the one who likes to have a lot of meetings. I will encourage him to become a troublemaker.

Why, does she seem to have the qualifications to be a teacher?
- jugkope

You are (frank)ing hopeless

1. Mme. Patricia - very attractive francophone lady
2. Mme. Nady - very attractive francophone lady
3. Mme. Émilie - very attractive francophone lady

and the other grades weren't worse off.

I don't really care which one he gets. hopefully the one who likes to have a lot of meetings. I will encourage him to become a troublemaker.
- dt99999

Typical liberal fanatism once again

1. Mme. Patricia - very attractive francophone lady
2. Mme. Nady - very attractive francophone lady
3. Mme. Émilie - very attractive francophone lady

and the other grades weren't worse off.

I don't really care which one he gets. hopefully the one who likes to have a lot of meetings. I will encourage him to become a troublemaker.
- dt99999

Typical liberal fanatism once again
- Le_Moderateur

You are (frank)ing hopeless
- Rayven

Can't you see this was a carefully chosen word with an ambiguous meaning?

YOU are hopeless.

Dear Eric.

Can your next blog be on Quebec Politics? I think Marty and QP would really appreciate that.

Thanks.

Your Pal.
stormey.
- stormey

I'm not sure anyone would appreciate my political views on what's going on here in Quebec.