So that's where the line is? Parallels?
- Pea-Brain

Stop whiney or wait for the night shift.

You know what takes care of yappy little lap dogs, coyotes.
- Oilhab

Work boots also.

Faut mettre les choses au clair dès le départ.
- Pecafan Fan

Bah elle est pas vraiment tres excitante, pas laide mais rien de special. Mettons ben chaud au party de Noel

So that's where the line is? Parallels?
- Pea-Brain

Well.....

Work boots also.
- pete26

You attract coyotes to their yard, then after they take care of the lap dogs, you tell them you will seek revenge on the Coyotes for a fee.

Well.....
- hscesq

no he deserves an answer.

You attract coyotes to their yard, then after they take care of the lap dogs, you tell them you will seek revenge on the Coyotes for a fee.
- Oilhab

I have a job.

You know what takes care of yappy little lap dogs, coyotes.
- Oilhab

I used to have a neighbour with the worlds most annoying (frank)ing yappy dog. (frank)ing thing would bark from the second they put it outside, and bark the whole time until it went in the house (sometimes, they left it out for 3-4 hours).

I used to fantasize about tying a chlorine brick to the dog's neck and drowning it in their pool, with the dissolving chlorine removing any evidence.

I have a job.
- pete26

I used to have a neighbour with the worlds most annoying (frank)ing yappy dog. (frank)ing thing would bark from the second they put it outside, and bark the whole time until it went in the house (sometimes, they left it out for 3-4 hours).

I used to fantasize about tying a chlorine brick to the dog's neck and drowning it in their pool, with the dissolving chlorine removing any evidence.
- 3M

would you attach the brick with a chlorine rope? or maybe salt.

I have a job.
- pete26

I thought killing animals is what you did for fun.

would you attach the brick with a chlorine rope? or maybe salt.
- dt99999

paper

no he deserves an answer.
- dt99999

And I gave him one.

would you attach the brick with a chlorine rope? or maybe salt.
- dt99999

A leash. Chances are these stupid (frank)s wouldn't notice that it wasn't their leash anyway.

- pete26

holy crap longest image code ever

I used to have a neighbour with the worlds most annoying (frank)ing yappy dog. (frank)ing thing would bark from the second they put it outside, and bark the whole time until it went in the house (sometimes, they left it out for 3-4 hours).

I used to fantasize about tying a chlorine brick to the dog's neck and drowning it in their pool, with the dissolving chlorine removing any evidence.
- 3M

my neighbour used to have a super annoying dog that was always barking in the courtyard because his owner would leave her out there. so these 2 guys i know helped me kidnap her and drive her way out into the country, where we left her.

anyhow somehow the (frank)ing dog makes it all the way back into the city and finds its owner. not only that, we got (frank)ing caught. the dog manages to bite off a piece of my friend's shirt and the cop traced it back to him. they tracked down my other buddy through his neighbour's car (my buddy is super fat and the springs in the cushion of the carseat were decompressed).

by the way none of this happened. it's from an episode of Seinfeld.

would you attach the brick with a chlorine rope? or maybe salt.
- dt99999

His plan was particularly devious but you had to go and ruin it for him.

I thought killing animals is what you did for fun.
- Oilhab

As much as I love to shoot coyotes, that sound like a bunch of work.

my neighbour used to have a super annoying dog that was always barking in the courtyard because his owner would leave her out there. so these 2 guys i know helped me kidnap her and drive her way out into the country, where we left her.

anyhow somehow the (frank)ing dog makes it all the way back into the city and finds its owner. not only that, we got (frank)ing caught. the dog manages to bite off a piece of my friend's shirt and the cop traced it back to him. they tracked down my other buddy through his neighbour's car (my buddy is super fat and the springs in the cushion of the carseat were decompressed).

by the way none of this happened. it's from an episode of Seinfeld.
- DoubleDown

yeah

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yeah
- Crimsoninja

awesome (frank)ing contribution christian. well (frank)ing done.

5pm.


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- dt99999

Ya she's pretty hot.

my neighbour used to have a super annoying dog that was always barking in the courtyard because his owner would leave her out there. so these 2 guys i know helped me kidnap her and drive her way out into the country, where we left her.

anyhow somehow the (frank)ing dog makes it all the way back into the city and finds its owner. not only that, we got (frank)ing caught. the dog manages to bite off a piece of my friend's shirt and the cop traced it back to him. they tracked down my other buddy through his neighbour's car (my buddy is super fat and the springs in the cushion of the carseat were decompressed).

by the way none of this happened. it's from an episode of Seinfeld.
- DoubleDown

After the first paragraph i thought this was going to turn into a porno, but then it turns out you kidnapped the dog.

#letdown