This is the admin page for the HBWF e-fed.

If you would like to participate, you'll have to register with your wrestler's name on this page by Friday, September 14.

Here's how all of this will work:

You will create an original wrestling gimmick and post your name on this thread. From there it will be posted on the first HBWF card against another one of the HBWF sports entertainers.

You will then have a couple of weeks to go back and forth with one another in promos, shoots, vignettes (all written) and off the cuff arguments.

At the deadline whoever does the best job cutting their promos will win the match.

The results of the cards will be written up in full detail and description and the first title holders will be named.

More details to come regarding the name of the card and who will be judging and who will be doing write ups.


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some of us have been one step ahead of you for months now

cape breton bruins and I are the tag team known as TNP (Thoughts and Prayers)

I am Thoughts. The acid-head svengali whose ring accumen is matched only by his sinisterness. My finishing move is "The Bad Trip" afterwhich i perch myself on the top turnbuckle in "the Thinker" pose.

Caper is the more brutally aggressive Prayers. He is both brutal as well as aggressive. His finisher is known as "Last Rights".

our combo finisher is called "The Rapture"


we are managed by the vile yet cunning dt99999

some of us have been one step ahead of you for months now

cape breton bruins and I are the tag team known as TNP (Thoughts and Prayers)

I am Thoughts. The acid-head svengali whose ring accumen is matched only by his sinisterness. My finishing move is "The Bad Trip" afterwhich i perch myself on the top turnbuckle in "the Thinker" pose.

Caper is the more brutally aggressive Prayers. He is both brutal as well as aggressive. His finisher is known as "Last Rights".

our combo finisher is called "The Rapture"


we are managed by the vile yet cunning dt99999
- Crimsoninja

sadly, all of this is true.

sadly, all of this is true.
- kicksave856

edit:

some of us have been one step ahead of you for months now

cape breton bruins and I are the tag team known as TNP (Thoughts and Prayers)

I am Thoughts. The acid-head svengali whose ring accumen is matched only by his sinisterness. My finishing move is "The Bad Trip" afterwhich i perch myself on the top turnbuckle in "the Thinker" pose.

Caper is the more brutally aggressive Prayers. He is both brutal as well as aggressive. His finisher is known as "Last Rights".

our combo finisher is called "The Rapture"


we are managed by the vile yet cunning dt99999
- Crimsoninja

So do you want to be in this as an individual entrant or tag team or both?

I should mention that it's best to include as many details about your character such as ethnicity, background, height, weight, heel/face status, age etc in the registration.

So do you want to be in this as an individual entrant or tag team or both?
- Pike_Tyson

both

more details shall be forthcoming, im working, get off my back

both

more details shall be forthcoming, im working, get off my back
- Crimsoninja

I just want to make sure you're taking this seriously.

I just want to make sure you're taking this seriously.


- Pike_Tyson

I am El Jihadador, a somewhat small blew eyed (one blew east and one blew west) overly muscled mexican muslim whose signature move, also known as 'the rapture', involves reattaching the prepuce of the heathen with a rusty needle.

I am El Jihadador, a somewhat small blew eyed (one blew east and one blew west) overly muscled mexican muslim whose signature move, also known as 'the rapture', involves reattaching the prepuce of the heathen with a rusty needle.
- Pie

lol did you really just steal our Rapture bro?

*grabs mic as camera zooms in*

listen up El Jibronidor. what im about to say, im going to say extremely (frank)ing loud... because ..*looks around* .. im only going to say it once


NO ONE (frank)ING STEALS OUR COMBO FINISHING MOVE!!!! ESPECIALLY NOT A GODDMAN MUSLICAN!!!!

and if you think that me and my colleague Prayers

*camera zooms in on Prayers who is psychotically rubbing his prayer beads in a trance-like state*


are going to take this kind of blatant disrespect without responding in a brutally aggressive and sinister fashion... well... you better THINK AGAIN

*slams mic down, goes into Thinker Pose*

this has the potential to be the worst thread ever.

this has the potential to be the worst thread ever.
- kicksave856

this sounds like a question for the Tribunal

lol did you really just steal our Rapture bro?

*grabs mic as camera zooms in*

listen up El Jibronidor. what im about to say, im going to say extremely (frank)ing loud... because ..*looks around* .. im only going to say it once


NO ONE (frank)ING STEALS OUR COMBO FINISHING MOVE!!!! ESPECIALLY NOT A GODDMAN MUSLICAN!!!!
- Crimsoninja

Leesten to me HOU YUNKEE INFADEEL BEETCH....*heavy breathing stares around with blew eyes* *speaks in crescendo* i weel peerforma LA RAPTURE WEES ZEEES FOLDABILLING CHAIRSE!!!...*More Heavy breathing *(sounds like Heee Hee Hee Hee)

this has the potential to be the worst thread ever.
- kicksave856

and when did you get to be so (frank)ing judgmental.

and when did you get to be so (frank)ing judgmental.
- Pie

was just kiddin, bro.

was just kiddin, bro.
- kicksave856

but it was too late.
edit : also gotta run along to bed now so not responding wasn't an effort to ignore. Cool?


edit edit: too close to home?

but it was too late.
edit : also gotta run along to bed now so not responding wasn't an effort to ignore. Cool?


edit edit: too close to home?
- Pie

totes cool.

totes cool.
- kicksave856

but of course kick. I will reinvent myself as La Peeckle, french lover and sinuously sensuous madman who only appears suddenly to distribute Cheeps star Eric Estrada posters to the awkward children.

I am The ExPatriot. A former marine that served in Afghanistan and Iraq, I watched my brothers die for the USA, recieved several medals including the CMOH. Came home because a Black Mooslim president ended the war. Found that my wife cheated on me, the bank foreclosed on my house and an illegal Mexican had taken my job!
Joined minutemen and became a white supremist meth dealer. American war hero turned heel, the Anti-Cena.

Finishing move the Foreclosure, death valley driver from the top rope.
Burning flag playing on the jumbotron during my entrance with Roseanne Barr singing the anthem as my entrance music.

I haven't watched the WWE for awhile hopefully this isn't stealing someone's shtick.

Ya, I'm out.

I am The ExPatriot. A former marine that served in Afghanistan and Iraq, I watched my brothers die for the USA, recieved several medals including the CMOH. Came home because a Black Mooslim president ended the war. Found that my wife cheated on me, the bank foreclosed on my house and an illegal Mexican had taken my job!
Joined minutemen and became a white supremist meth dealer. American war hero turned heel, the Anti-Cena.

Finishing move the Foreclosure, death valley driver from the top rope.
Burning flag playing on the jumbotron during my entrance with Roseanne Barr singing the anthem as my entrance music.

I haven't watched the WWE for awhile hopefully this isn't stealing someone's shtick.
- ShooterMcGavin

ok so you're a face?

ok so you're a face?
- Pike_Tyson

Lol, probably for the tea party members in the states, maybe I should have thrown in pedophilia and rape as my hobbies....nope probably still a face.

I'm Lahey, a drunk trailer park supervisor that drinks ice tea before ever match. My manager is a guy in khaki pants with no shirt and a hairy gut. My basic moves are slaps and kicks to the shins, while my defense is me stumbling out of the way. My finishing move is a massive amount of puke that has so much pressure that it can take the big show out.

I'm Lahey, a drunk trailer park supervisor that drinks ice tea before ever match. My manager is a guy in khaki pants with no shirt and a hairy gut. My basic moves are slaps and kicks to the shins, while my defense is me stumbling out of the way. My finishing move is a massive amount of puke that has so much pressure that it can take the big show out.
- Lahey

The word original, I believe, was included in the instructions.