wait... i don't think i get this
- scotch_tape

true, maybe that one doesn't dangle

nice to know where the union's priorities are
- scotch_tape

I'll go on a limb and say they have more than one lawyer to type up a letter.

Scott Gomez disagrees.
- Dgrdnr

well i think that we can all agree Gomez sucks. but i don't think his sucking is based on him losing a step or getting older. it's just a freak phenomenon. i mean, he tailed off as soon as he hit 30. 30 is a prime year for any player that's been as healthy as he has.

I'll go on a limb and say they have more than one lawyer to type up a letter.
- dt99999

well it's the whole thing. i mean, the process. it's not like they whipped this idea up while watching German porn in Fehr's hotel room.

well it's the whole thing. i mean, the process. it's not like they whipped this idea up while watching German porn in Fehr's hotel room.
- scotch_tape

pretty sure Bill Daly would be more into that.

pretty sure Bill Daly would be more into that.
- dt99999

And Bettman into asian midget porn.

And Bettman into asian midget porn.
- Dgrdnr

Yoga pants porn.

And Bettman into asian midget porn.
- Dgrdnr

no, I think due to his short stature he'd probably have lingering fantasies about taller women. as usual, you are wrong.

pretty sure Bill Daly would be more into that.
- dt99999

ya. plus the PA is a union. they're probably all about supporting American and Canadian porn.

And Bettman into asian midget porn.
- Dgrdnr

have you ever seen an Asian midget? i haven't.

have you ever seen an Asian midget? i haven't.
- scotch_tape

Trick question

no, I think due to his short stature he'd probably have lingering fantasies about taller women. as usual, you are wrong.
- dt99999

Thanks for setting me straight.

From now on, I will always ask for counselling when it comes to twisted sexual fantasies as it seems to be an area in which you've developed a considerable expertise.

no, I think due to his short stature he'd probably have lingering fantasies about taller women. as usual, you are wrong.
- dt99999

So Chyna porn?

So Chyna porn?
- Oilhab

even bettman can't stand the 1-2-3 kid.

So Chyna porn?
- Oilhab

*vomits*

have you ever seen an Asian midget? i haven't.
- scotch_tape

So Chyna porn?
- Oilhab

i gotta come clean on this. she may or may not have but definitely did pop into my spankbank on occasion

- Dgrdnr

looks Mexican

So Chyna porn?
- Oilhab

http://sportsblog.bethubb...chelle-Jenneke-hurdle.jpg

looks Mexican
- scotch_tape

Telll that to google images.

looks Mexican
- scotch_tape

Isn't anyone below 4'11 classified as a midget? Thats the majority of the Asian population

Isn't anyone below 4'11 classified as a midget? Thats the majority of the Asian population
- Oilhab

I"m not sure I think there are medical factors aside from just weight.

Telll that to google images.
- Dgrdnr

no

I"m not sure I think there are medical factors aside from just weight.
- dt99999

it's called dwarfism

and 4'11 is height, not weight

i gotta come clean on this. she may or may not have but definitely did pop into my spankbank on occasion
- scotch_tape

I may or may not have watched an Avengers Porno where she plays the She Hulk, it may or may not have been funny and in no way arousing.