I might bite on that one.
- yemrots

My guess is that her eyes look dumb.

The point being that why are strangers feeling more and more comfortable blathering nonsense randomly. The other interesting fact is that a 4 year old will believe that the seeds were put in by Santa's elves to track whether or not kids are being naughty or nice.
- Pie

people in general are morons. Also a 4 year old kid will become extremely competitive if challenged to a contest of whose tangerines has the most seeds in it.

The stars are in the atmosphere.

people in general are morons. Also a 4 year old kid will become extremely competitive if challenged to a contest of whose tangerines has the most seeds in it.
- dt99999

I'm ok with that as long as they don't try to hide them in orifices.

Tell me you haven't paid him yet.

Good morning gentlemen.
- pete26

Wife gave him a check when he left.

Just got off the phone with him, he wil lbe finishing the job free of charge.

edit: lol, electrical pun

I'm ok with that as long as they don't try to hide them in orifices.
- Pie

oh never that would be -1 seeds.

Wife gave him a check when he left.

Just got off the phone with him, he wil lbe finishing the job free of charge.

edit: lol, electrical pun
- muffin_man

Tangerines on sale yesterday at the grocery store. I picked up a box. Random guy standing there says I wouldn't do that. I say no? He says in front of my 4 yr old, They have (frank)ing seeds in them
- Pie

They're always better when they got seeds, that guy is a moron.

*will watch*

*will watch*
- Pecafan Fan

Complete update monday morning please.

*will watch*
- Pecafan Fan

Rather not watch it and imagine what could have happened, a lot funnier I bet.

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- dt99999

There's no link

Wife gave him a check when he left.

Just got off the phone with him, he wil lbe finishing the job free of charge.

edit: lol, electrical pun
- muffin_man

What about the extra $100?

- Dgrdnr

ça me fait penser à une histoire dans le temps que je travaillais dans un IGA:

Cliente: J'men viens vous rapporter ce melon d'eau

Moi: Ah, ok. Il n'est pas bon...ça arrive des fois

Cliente: Ah non, non. Il est bon.

Moi: Ok...alors pourquoi...

Cliente (coupant la parole et sur un ton fâché): Il y a des pépins dedans pis c'est écrit sans pépins.

*regarde, voit 2-3 petits pépins blancs.*

Moi: Madame, entre 0 pis 5 pépins, c'est considéré sans pépins.

There's no link
- pete26

I removed it to save stormey's marriage

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/...brazilians-140349518.html

The first 3 paragraphs.

ça me fait penser à une histoire dans le temps que je travaillais dans un IGA:

Cliente: J'men viens vous rapporter ce melon d'eau

Moi: Ah, ok. Il n'est pas bon...ça arrive des fois

Cliente: Ah non, non. Il est bon.

Moi: Ok...alors pourquoi...

Cliente (coupant la parole et sur un ton fâché): Il y a des pépins dedans pis c'est écrit sans pépins.

*regarde, voit 2-3 petits pépins blancs.*

Moi: Madame, entre 0 pis 5 pépins, c'est considéré sans pépins.
- stinger67

Criss de folle

What about the extra $100?
- pete26

We had him do some extra stuff, I'm ok with it i guess.

Yelling at an old man was less satisfying than I'd hoped.

edit: apparently he "thought I understood" that the work wouldnt be finshed...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/humans-eventually-look-brazilians-140349518.html

The first 3 paragraphs.
- Pie

sounds like some parts of Outremont....

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/humans-eventually-look-brazilians-140349518.html

The first 3 paragraphs.
- Pie

Dennis Stacy, whose great-great-grandfather on both his mother's and father's sides was the same person — Henley Fugate — offered a simple explanation for the rampant interbreeding: In the old days in eastern Kentucky, Stacy said, "There was no roads."

ça me fait penser à une histoire dans le temps que je travaillais dans un IGA:

Cliente: J'men viens vous rapporter ce melon d'eau

Moi: Ah, ok. Il n'est pas bon...ça arrive des fois

Cliente: Ah non, non. Il est bon.

Moi: Ok...alors pourquoi...

Cliente (coupant la parole et sur un ton fâché): Il y a des pépins dedans pis c'est écrit sans pépins.

*regarde, voit 2-3 petits pépins blancs.*

Moi: Madame, entre 0 pis 5 pépins, c'est considéré sans pépins.
- stinger67

0=5

ça me fait penser à une histoire dans le temps que je travaillais dans un IGA:

Cliente: J'men viens vous rapporter ce melon d'eau

Moi: Ah, ok. Il n'est pas bon...ça arrive des fois

Cliente: Ah non, non. Il est bon.

Moi: Ok...alors pourquoi...

Cliente (coupant la parole et sur un ton fâché): Il y a des pépins dedans pis c'est écrit sans pépins.

*regarde, voit 2-3 petits pépins blancs.*

Moi: Madame, entre 0 pis 5 pépins, c'est considéré sans pépins.

Cliente : Oui mais moi j'suis une crisse de folle ok?
- stinger67

fixed

Wife gave him a check when he left.

Just got off the phone with him, he wil lbe finishing the job free of charge.

edit: lol, electrical pun
- muffin_man

You do realize he's not going back eh ?

You do realize he's not going back eh ?
- Rayven

Muff will leak some made up pedo charges to speed his return.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/humans-eventually-look-brazilians-140349518.html

The first 3 paragraphs.
- Pie