Hamilton Bulldogs ‏@BulldogsAHL
@BULLDOGSAHL SIGN ZACK STORTINI TO AHL CONTRACT - Forward was a member of #HamOnt's 2007 Calder Cup championship team http://bit.ly/S9MmTb

Hey! I am interested in renting your place, it sounds awesome! I can pay straight cash every month. Just don't ask where it comes from.

A little bit about myself, I am 22, and love having fun! I saw you are avid movie watchers, which is great because I have a large collection of pornography. I don't really like cleaning, so I will expect people to clean after me. I have 5 german shepherds, but don't worry, they are cool. I have a habit of eating any food I find, but I'll try to restock the fridge with tap water at least once a week. I love playing the bagpipes, and I usually play them every night for a few hours.

Now I just wanted to let you know, I am a bit of an alcoholic. I drink every night until I black out and am often loud and obnoxious. I don't have a car because I am currently sorting out my 3rd DUI, so is it cool if I borrow a car if I need to run to the liquor store or something? I'll make sure I put some gas in it.

Some people have complained that I don't shower, but my minor odor is nothing compared to the amount of money you will be saving on water.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Thanks,

Alex

http://www.dontevenreply.com
- Dgrdnr

Ask him just to buy a Shack and install it Under the Bridge.

Ask him just to buy a Shack and install it Under the Bridge.
- NOAH_U

please no I keep my pamphlets there.

Hamilton Bulldogs ‏@BulldogsAHL
@BULLDOGSAHL SIGN ZACK STORTINI TO AHL CONTRACT - Forward was a member of #HamOnt's 2007 Calder Cup championship team http://bit.ly/S9MmTb
- stinger67

Riveting

Hamilton Bulldogs ‏@BulldogsAHL
@BULLDOGSAHL SIGN ZACK STORTINI TO AHL CONTRACT - Forward was a member of #HamOnt's 2007 Calder Cup championship team http://bit.ly/S9MmTb
- stinger67

http://www.hamiltonbulldo...ssbox/news/?article_id=52

Riveting
- Dgrdnr

for Gorges and Pacs

please no I keep my pamphlets there.
- basementfloor

Ok, at the Dump or sewage lake?

for Gorges and Pacs
- Symba007

Best captain ever. He ran that pressbox.

Best captain ever. He ran that pressbox.
- AdamFrench

You know how it is!

http://www.hamiltonbulldogs.com/pressbox/news/?article_id=52
- Symba007

He'll be Hamilton's Kostopoulos.

please no I keep my pamphlets there.
- basementfloor

had some broccoli soup for lunch.

He'll be Hamilton's Kostopoulos.
- Jean_Perron

6'4", should be big enough to defend Leblanc, Bournival and Gallagher

(frank)ing Leafs thread saying Pitt had same chance as every team to get Crosby - they had a better chance along with BJ's, Rags and Sabres - weighted lottery

THERE'S A BUNCH OF LAZY (frank)S THAT DON'T PAY ANY TAXES AND TO WHOM I WON'T GIVE A CENT.

*pays 14,1% in taxes*

had some broccoli soup for lunch.
- scotch_tape

wtf bro I had soup too! (minestrone)

6'4", should be big enough to defend Leblanc, Bournival and Gallagher
- Symba007

He's basically a punching bag, and especially in the AHL where there are way better fighters.

Riveting
- Dgrdnr

meh...at least the kids won't need to fight to other team's toothless goon.

meh...at least the kids won't need to fight to other team's toothless goon.
- stinger67

Beaulieu and Tinordi are pretty adamant fighters, and Ellis is no slouch at it either.

meh...at least the kids won't need to fight to other team's toothless goon.
- stinger67

6'4", should be big enough to defend Leblanc, Bournival and Gallagher
- Symba007

He can start a fight from behind.

Beaulieu and Tinordi are pretty adamant fighters, and Ellis is no slouch at it either.
- Jean_Perron

wtf bro I had soup too! (minestrone)
- basementfloor

soup bros

He's basically a punching bag, and especially in the AHL where there are way better fighters.
- Jean_Perron

They needed someone better than Schultz.

They needed someone better than Schultz.
- mr.peanut

Exactly

*feels dirty*

- AdamFrench

Beaulieu destroys people.