Or rent them from these guys.

i dont want to talk about it
- Crimsoninja

i can get you one
only reason i know about it is my friend has a housewares store and they had a facebook update that they got those things back in stock, must be a hot item

i can get you one
only reason i know about it is my friend has a housewares store and they had a facebook update that they got those things back in stock, must be a hot item
- Don'tForgetTocchet

ty ma


ryan im sorry but this sounds more solid than your (frank)in lawn dart garage sale plan

ty ma


ryan im sorry but this sounds more solid than your (frank)in lawn dart garage sale plan
- Crimsoninja

But will she come through is the key, plus she never told you how to use the (frank)ing thing yet.

Unless she's going to come over and cook them for you too, then you'd be onto something.

Go to a garage sale, buy those safety lawn darts. Remove the sticks, wash the (frank)ers good and start cooking. I know more or less where you live now and will be there in roughly 17 hours.
- Lahey

do you frequent garage sales often?

But will she come through is the key, plus she never told you how to use the (frank)ing thing yet.

Unless she's going to come over and cook them for you too, then you'd be onto something.
- Lahey

pretty sure it will come with instructions not involving ice

Dumb and Dumber right there.
- mr.peanut

thanks to the ice cooked poached eggs I burst out laughing in the grocery store.

all of this is true


i never even finished Deadwood
- Crimsoninja

remember that time we went to get pizza at lorenzo's but when we got there you said the line was too long and we both just went home?

lol you couldn't accomplish that.


and now lorenzo's burnt in a fire. we'll never get that pizza, crims.




never.

I had yogurt.

remember that time we went to get pizza at lorenzo's but when we got there you said the line was too long and we both just went home?

lol you couldn't accomplish that.


and now lorenzo's burnt in a fire. we'll never get that pizza, crims.




never.
- kicksave856

i dont deserve to live, John! i really dont...

i dont deserve to live, John! i really dont...
- Crimsoninja

i still like you.

we'll get pizza someplace else.

i still like you.

we'll get pizza someplace else.
- kicksave856

I sold my lawn darts on ebay to some idiot.

Hey guys I just bought some lawn darts on ebay. For the price I got them at the seller must be some sucker.

turns out they weren't even my lawn darts, i was selling them on behalf of cousin Ed who would use them in his anus.

Looks like the seller licked the darts clean. Doesn't matter they will thrown at trespassers.

I ate like a (frank)ing pig at the AYCE breakfast, I feel like walking around a parking lot looking for more food

I ate like a (frank)ing pig at the AYCE breakfast, I feel like walking around a parking lot looking for more food
- watsonnostaw

how was the cream beef?

how was the cream beef?
- Don'tForgetTocchet

did not partake, my digestive system is like a delicate flower

did not partake, my digestive system is like a delicate flower
- watsonnostaw

and your left ankle?

and your left ankle?
- Don'tForgetTocchet

today I just fried some eggs (in butter) sunny side up.

salt.

ate it with pita bread.

do you frequent garage sales often?
- watsonnostaw

Not really

pretty sure it will come with instructions not involving ice
- Don'tForgetTocchet

You really think two guys that thought ice was cooking an egg can read instructions?

today I just fried some eggs (in butter) sunny side up.

salt.

ate it with pita bread.
- basementfloor

Good man

today I just fried some eggs (in butter) sunny side up.

salt.

ate it with pita bread.
- basementfloor

sounds good