Orange you glad it's Friday..
- AGalchenyuk27

I should have posted a picture for Ryan

I should have posted a picture for Ryan
- shvingter88

So your wife is useless.
- Lahey

asides from cooking all other meals, doing laundry, cleaning, shopping and keeping me laid yes, totally useless.

it's true dude it's (frank)ed up.


it's like putting all that food in your stomach and then pouring in some concrete to fill in the air pockets.

edit: you could have died.
- dt99999

Weird...I eat them lots even after breakfast. Not those big ass COSTCO sized ones. Just like the smaller sized kind.

Anyways rolled oats with berries and a plain egg n cheese sandwich. No bran muffin so we can all relax.

Anyways rolled oats with berries and a plain egg n cheese sandwich. No bran muffin so we can all relax.
- sanfordnson

they just don't understand your delicate digestive system.

don't mind them.

they just don't understand your delicate digestive system.

don't mind them.
- kicksave856

I just dont get it. Ive done it for years and nothing has exploded or melted. Youd think I said I consume placenta after every meal with how people reacted.

I just dont get it. Ive done it for years and nothing has exploded or melted. Youd think I said I consume placenta after every meal with how people reacted.
- sanfordnson

or the child that was born with that placenta.

they just don't understand your delicate digestive system.

don't mind them.
- kicksave856

delicate?!

he drops a gutbomb on top of an already heavy meal

delicate?!

he drops a gutbomb on top of an already heavy meal
- Don'tForgetTocchet

I did point out that its a smaller style of bran muffin, not the costco brand monsters.

I did point out that its a smaller style of bran muffin, not the costco brand monsters.
- sanfordnson

do you ever break a sweat poopting on the toilet?

do you ever break a sweat poopting on the toilet?
- watsonnostaw

cant say I have.

cant say I have.
- sanfordnson

if ever you do just consume olestra-laden products.

if ever you do just consume olestra-laden products.
- dt99999

I was thinking that my poison intake is too low

I was thinking that my poison intake is too low
- sanfordnson

me too

me too
- Don'tForgetTocchet

it's almost as if you guys don't appreciate a fluorescent orange oil slick in your toilets.

it's almost as if you guys don't appreciate a fluorescent orange oil slick in your toilets.
- dt99999

i was just agreeing that sandford's poison intake is too low

it's almost as if you guys don't appreciate a fluorescent orange oil slick in your toilets.
- dt99999

Oh thats no biggie. I just hate how it melts the toilet brush.

i was just agreeing that sandford's poison intake is too low
- Don'tForgetTocchet

Well thats not very nice.

delicate?!

he drops a gutbomb on top of an already heavy meal
- Don'tForgetTocchet

i love pancakes but most times i literally want to take my own life after eating them


cant even fathom a postpancake muffin

I feel like a freak now.

I feel like a freak now.
- sanfordnson

dont fret


i am guility of various food-related mutant behaviors

dont fret


i am guility of various food-related mutant behaviors
- Crimsoninja

You too eat a chocolate bar from a mistress's snatch?

You too eat a chocolate bar from a mistress's snatch?
- Lahey

it's not a chocolate bar and it's not a snatch.

Bacon taco