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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 10:00 AM ET
also, everyone should know that i typed out a joke and then deemed it too graphic so i deleted it.

it had to do with ejaculation and it tied into dt99999's post about protective mattress covers. that is all i am at liberty to say about it right now.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 27 @ 10:02 AM ET
also, everyone should know that i typed out a joke and then deemed it too graphic so i deleted it.

it had to do with ejaculation and it tied into dt99999's post about protective mattress covers. that is all i am at liberty to say about it right now.
- kicksave856


the protective mattress covers protect the mattress against all types of fluids including ejaculate and lube.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 10:07 AM ET
the protective mattress covers protect the mattress against all types of fluids including ejaculate and lube.
- dt99999

i know.

i mean, oh.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010
Mar 27 @ 11:51 AM ET
Guys today I successfully soft boiled 4 eggs.
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Mar 27 @ 11:51 AM ET
Guys today I successfully soft boiled 4 eggs.
- sanfordnson

did you eat them?
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 27 @ 11:55 AM ET
got my sixer yesterday


- Don'tForgetTocchet



Jrue Holiday or Evan Turner?
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 27 @ 11:58 AM ET
pretty sure ive seen multiple cinnamon bashing posts from dan. now he's wolfing down rolls from a furniture store?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 11:59 AM ET
Jrue Holiday or Evan Turner?
- watsonnostaw

cin rolls are better than both of them.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 11:59 AM ET
pretty sure ive seen multiple cinnamon bashing posts from dan. now he's wolfing down rolls from a furniture store?
- Crimsoninja
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 27 @ 12:02 PM ET
cin rolls are better than both of them.
- kicksave856

depends if they were from a box or out of the oven (not frozen either like Diane loves)
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 12:19 PM ET
depends if they were from a box or out of the oven (not frozen either like Diane loves)
- watsonnostaw

i'm actually pretty sure it doesn't matter.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 27 @ 12:21 PM ET
i'm actually pretty sure it doesn't matter.
- kicksave856

you have never enjoyed a fresh out of the oven hot cinnamon roll with warm icing?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 12:34 PM ET
you have never enjoyed a fresh out of the oven hot cinnamon roll with warm icing?
- watsonnostaw

No I haven't, but I've seen the sixers play.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 27 @ 12:37 PM ET
No I haven't, but I've seen the sixers play.
- kicksave856



whats that like, watching the sixers?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 12:41 PM ET
whats that like, watching the sixers?
- watsonnostaw

I don't know. I actually made that part up. Can't even imagine really doing that.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 27 @ 12:42 PM ET
I don't know. I actually made that part up. Can't even imagine really doing that.
- kicksave856

you will watch a game in person, with diane crims and myself.... diane wants it soooooo bad
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 12:45 PM ET
you will watch a game in person, with diane crims and myself.... diane wants it soooooo bad
- watsonnostaw

That's honestly the only way I'd watch them.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 27 @ 12:46 PM ET
pretty sure ive seen multiple cinnamon bashing posts from dan. now he's wolfing down rolls from a furniture store?
- Crimsoninja


I am nothing if not a man of paradox
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007
Mar 27 @ 2:15 PM ET
Ever had Perrier lime?
Flyskippy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Ignoreland, GA
Joined: 11.04.2005
Mar 27 @ 2:26 PM ET
skip,
leave us all voicemails when you're all drugged up.

i love those.

"is this real life?"
- kicksave856

While sedated, I dreamt what I read in the Dragonlance book was going on in my mouth: Caramon drowning in the sea of blood and Raistlin hammering my teeth was spells. I don't know what was in the IV but it was inspiring.

I look forward to pudding soon. Oh and drugs.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 27 @ 4:39 PM ET
While sedated, I dreamt what I read in the Dragonlance book was going on in my mouth: Caramon drowning in the sea of blood and Raistlin hammering my teeth was spells. I don't know what was in the IV but it was inspiring.

I look forward to pudding soon. Oh and drugs.
- Flyskippy

i had 3 done at one time (they wanted all 4 but i wasn't giving them all of my wisdom). i feel your pain/sedation.

feel better.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 27 @ 4:49 PM ET
i had 3 done at one time (they wanted all 4 but i wasn't giving them all of my wisdom). i feel your pain/sedation.

feel better.
- kicksave856

I hope he is blessed with a massive bacterial infection in the gum area on easter morning
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 27 @ 4:50 PM ET
a banana
plain bagel with cream cheese
coffee
1000mg vitamin C
2 ibuprofin

i think im getting sick
Flyskippy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Ignoreland, GA
Joined: 11.04.2005
Mar 27 @ 4:50 PM ET
I hope he is blessed with a massive bacterial infection in the gum area on easter morning
- watsonnostaw

I will rise again.
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
Mar 27 @ 4:56 PM ET
I will rise again.
- Flyskippy

all 4 or 2?
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