it's not that good.

i just want you to fuel up properly to face the challenges of each new day. i'm just concerned.
- kicksave856

if i eat more than 3 eggs i'm slow as (frank) for the rest of the day

if i eat more than 3 eggs i'm slow as (frank) for the rest of the day
- shvingter88

that's just your learning disability.

you're slow everyday.

that's just your learning disability.

you're slow everyday.
- kicksave856

gee thanks for pointing it out

gee thanks for pointing it out
- shvingter88

i like making fun of the disabled.

if you had a walker i'd kick it out from under you every chance i get.

McDonalds breakfast burrito

i like making fun of the disabled.

if you had a walker i'd kick it out from under you every chance i get.
- kicksave856

I'd record it and post it on youtube.

i like making fun of the disabled.

if you had a walker i'd kick it out from under you every chance i get.
- kicksave856

good thing you're older than me and will have a walker first

good thing you're older than me and will have a walker first
- shvingter88

damn you got him there

damn you got him there
- Don'tForgetTocchet

i had nothing else

good thing you're older than me and will have a walker first
- shvingter88

two weeks ago i would have gladly taken a walker.

actually, there was an old lady with a walker dragging an oxygen tank behind her in wawa one day and i almost took hers. i needed it more than she did.

two weeks ago i would have gladly taken a walker.

actually, there was an old lady with a walker dragging an oxygen tank behind her in wawa one day and i almost took hers. i needed it more than she did.
- kicksave856

why didn't you

why didn't you
- shvingter88

i'm all talk, less walk.

vanilla chobani
granola
coffee
a honeycrisp apple the size of a friggin softball

i'll still never understand "2 eggs".

it's the equivalent of swallowing a piece of trident.



i have a 4 egg minimum or we don't even grease the pan.
- kicksave856

i dont understand you saying "we" when you are forever alone looking for love with lesbian barbers

i dont understand you saying "we" when you are forever alone looking for love with lesbian barbers
- watsonnostaw

editorial/royal we

i dont understand you saying "we" when you are forever alone looking for love with lesbian barbers
- watsonnostaw

k, bud.

k, bud.
- kicksave856

anytime

anytime
- watsonnostaw

clearly.

i dont understand you saying "we" when you are forever alone looking for love with lesbian barbers
- watsonnostaw

we being his Asian gf he ate lunch with

we being his Asian gf he ate lunch with
- AGalchenyuk27

i actually saw 2 asians i hated getting a cup of coffee on my way back to work.

the first one doesn't understand who has the right of way in america. i threatened to blow her country up again, even though i'm not sure if she was japanese or chinese.

the second one just parked worse than diane. not something we aren't used to from their type already, but i think the first asian just had me all pissed off so i shot that female dog a dirty look too.

we being his Asian gf he ate lunch with
- AGalchenyuk27

does she pick her nose too?

i actually saw 2 asians i hated getting a cup of coffee on my way back to work.

the first one doesn't understand who has the right of way in america. i threatened to blow her country up again, even though i'm not sure if she was japanese or chinese.

the second one just parked worse than diane. not something we aren't used to from their type already, but i think the first asian just had me all pissed off so i shot that female dog a dirty look too.
- kicksave856

you gotta admit though, they are efficient. in general

you gotta admit though, they are efficient. in general
- the_cause2000

i drove a civic for like 11 years. and a mazda 626 for a while.

that part was pretty cool.

you gotta admit though, they are efficient. in general
- the_cause2000

i remember for like a year i thought you were an asian cop

i actually saw 2 asians i hated getting a cup of coffee on my way back to work.

the first one doesn't understand who has the right of way in america. i threatened to blow her country up again, even though i'm not sure if she was japanese or chinese.

the second one just parked worse than diane. not something we aren't used to from their type already, but i think the first asian just had me all pissed off so i shot that female dog a dirty look too.
- kicksave856

do u drive an Asian car?