pumpkin coffee and a corn muffin

not me i like to smear my vegetables all over that greasy conveyor belt at check-out
- the_cause2000

i recommend washing your produce before consumption

pumpkin coffee and a corn muffin
- Crimsoninja

honestly this sounds like a disgusting combo

how was it?

i recommend washing your produce before consumption
- -davies-

i doubt it even does anything

i doubt it even does anything
- the_cause2000

srsly. its not like youre scubbing them down with steel wool and pumice soap

honestly this sounds like a disgusting combo

how was it?
- -davies-

pretty tasty

the sweet pumpkin fake flavoring mixed quite well with the fake corn flavoring

i doubt it even does anything
- the_cause2000

plastic bags to the rescue

srsly. its not like youre scubbing them down with steel wool and pumice soap
- Crimsoninja

my wife loses her mind when I eat a peach right out of the basket.

edit: may be code

my wife loses her mind when I eat a peach right out of the basket.
- the_cause2000

seriously. wash it.

seriously. wash it.
- -davies-

you mean wet it

you mean wet it
- the_cause2000

placebo effect

you mean wet it
- the_cause2000

one could scrub at it with a veggie brush under running water

or eat dirt and hope for the best

placebo effect
- Crimsoninja

my wife also once gave me the stink eye because I didnt wash her chicken before putting in on the bbq

I tried explaining that i'm about to cook the living poop out of these breasts i doubt putting it under a tap is going to make a difference.

is washing raw meat a thing?

not me i like to smear my vegetables all over that greasy conveyor belt at check-out
- the_cause2000

Bacteria? More like SNACKteria!

one could scrub at it with a veggie brush under running water

or eat dirt and hope for the best
- -davies-

Needs to be somebody's loc

Also, sounds like a great putdown:

"Oh yeah?!? Eat dirt and hope for the best!"

Needs to be somebody's loc

Also, sounds like a great putdown:

"Oh yeah?!? Eat dirt and hope for the best!"
- Flyskippy

i'd change mine but i like my new one too much

one could scrub at it with a veggie brush under running water

or eat dirt and hope for the best
- -davies-

i'll rinse a root veggie b/c it grows under ground

i've never seen a muddy peach before

i'll rinse a root veggie b/c it grows under ground

i've never seen a muddy peach before
- the_cause2000

remember in black sheep when Farley gets sprayed with the fire extinguisher and comes back and tells Spade that he fell in some mud... and Spade says, ive never seen white mud before... and Farley says "i said crud..."

lol oh man

i'd change mine but i like my new one too much
- -davies-

Is that from one of your "favorite" poster's gems yesterday directed at MOAT?

EDIT: quote marks

remember in black sheep when Farley gets sprayed with the fire extinguisher and comes back and tells Spade that he fell in some mud... and Spade says, ive never seen white mud before... and Farley says "i said crud..."

lol oh man
- Crimsoninja

is that the same movie where he crushes spade with a bunk bed?

i'll rinse a root veggie b/c it grows under ground

i've never seen a muddy peach before
- the_cause2000

(frank) root veggies.


seriously.

(frank) root veggies.


seriously.
- kicksave856

You hate taters, eh? Beet it.

You hate taters, eh? Beet it.
- Flyskippy

no. i love taters.

i just like to be difficult.


EDIT: also,
You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beet It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beet It

washing chicken is not advisable as all it really does is make you splash chickened water all over your kitchen.

washing a peach is advisable as it may not be muddy but even if not covered in pesticides and chemicals it's probably been handled by countless mexicans before reaching your fruit bowl

no. i love taters.

i just like to be difficult.


EDIT: also,
You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beet It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Just Beet It
- kicksave856

I WISH!!!!!!