I don't eat toast
- shvingter88

bagels?


are you like a carb avoider or something?

I don't eat toast
- shvingter88

do you toast with champagne or other fine alcoholic beverages?

lol

bagels?


are you like a carb avoider or something?
- Crimsoninja

Untoasted bagels

I eat carbs. I just like when my food doesn't destroy the roof of my mouth.

do you toast with champagne or other fine alcoholic beverages?
- watsonnostaw

yes

Untoasted bagels

I eat carbs. I just like when my food doesn't destroy the roof of my mouth.
- shvingter88

cmon though untoasted bagels are like rubber

cmon though untoasted bagels are like rubber
- Crimsoninja

this is (frank)in ridiculous. this guy`s (frank)ed in the head. (frank) you schvingy.

Untoasted bagels

I eat carbs. I just like when my food doesn't destroy the roof of my mouth.
- shvingter88

delicate flower

cmon though untoasted bagels are like rubber
- Crimsoninja

Yeah because you buy poop bagels fagot

cmon though untoasted bagels are like rubber
- Crimsoninja

(new rolls)

UPDATE!!!!!!!!


keith just walked by to tell me the pocket knife is back on the counter and there are bagel seeds all over the (frank)in place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


edit`also, keith refers to it as a switchblade which makes it even better

this is (frank)in ridiculous. this guy`s (frank)ed in the head. (frank) you schvingy.
- dt99999

Wow so rude

Yeah because you buy poop bagels fagot
- shvingter88

he hasn't had good bagels.


*watches inbox*

he hasn't had good bagels.


*watches inbox*
- kicksave856

A good bagel is so amazing. Crims probably gets the walmart brand poop that Diane was always going on about.

UPDATE!!!!!!!!


keith just walked by to tell me the pocket knife is back on the counter and there are bagel seeds all over the (frank)in place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


edit`also, keith refers to it as a switchblade which makes it even better
- dt99999

never bring a pocket knife to a swordfight, keith.

A good bagel is so amazing. Crims probably get the walmart brand poop that Diane was always going on about.
- shvingter88

with his walmart credit card.

with his walmart credit card.
- kicksave856

I don't understand what all the fuss is about, I just don't see an advantage to toasting bread.

I don't understand what all the fuss is about, I just don't see an advantage to toasting bread.
- shvingter88

dude.

I don't understand what all the fuss is about, I just don't see an advantage to toasting bread.
- shvingter88

if somebody brought me a club sandwich and the bread wasnt toasted i would slap the sandwich out of their hands and spit in their face.

I don't understand what all the fuss is about, I just don't see an advantage to toasting bread.
- shvingter88

you're trying to avoid pain. I get it

you're trying to avoid pain. I get it
- the_cause2000

he should just eat baby food and mashed potatos

I don't understand what all the fuss is about, I just don't see an advantage to toasting bread.
- shvingter88

do you wear dentures?

I don't understand what all the fuss is about, I just don't see an advantage to toasting bread.
- shvingter88

bro, the Maillard Effect is crucial

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction

toasting bread, browning chicken, frying french fries, etc... anytime you do that chemical reaction flavors get elevated and food becomes better

he should just eat baby food and mashed potatos
- -davies-

bro, the Maillard Effect is crucial

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction

toasting bread, browning chicken, frying french fries, etc... anytime you do that chemical reaction flavors get elevated and food becomes better
- Crimsoninja

you're explaining this to a guy who eats gerber meat sticks.