I was declared dead at 3:08 this morning.


BingoLady, I bequeath you my card with 6 of the 7 required stickers to get a free coffee at McDonalds.


Goodbye everyone.




ps: Cinderella, sorry for being a Richard the last few days I was not myself due to the dying.

I was declared dead at 3:08 this morning.


BingoLady, I bequeath you my card with 6 of the 7 required stickers to get a free coffee at McDonalds.


Goodbye everyone.




ps: Cinderella, sorry for being a Richard the last few days I was not myself due to the dying.
- dt99999

good riddance

good riddance
- watsonnostaw

that is actually my epitaph.

I was declared dead at 3:08 this morning.


BingoLady, I bequeath you my card with 6 of the 7 required stickers to get a free coffee at McDonalds.


Goodbye everyone.




ps: Cinderella, sorry for being a Richard the last few days I was not myself due to the dying.
- dt99999

but what did you have for breakfast

but what did you have for breakfast
- -davies-

An egg (over easy)
Pb & strawberry jam on toast (brown)
Coffee

An egg (over easy)
Pb & strawberry jam on toast (brown)
Coffee
- dt99999

so you're in purgatory at least, that doesn't sound like a hellish breakfast at all

so what do we need here? defibrillator? a long pipe cleaner to scrape his arteries?

we can rebuild him.

Coffee and cigarette. No ketchup.

Coffee and cigarette. No ketchup.
- Mike Komisarek

I thought you quit

Was it smooth?

I thought you quit

Was it smooth?
- shvingter88

I started again 2 days ago because of the "situation"....

No, it was not very smooth.

so i had a sausage egg and cheese bagel sizzli and a 24 oz coffee. also a parliament cigarette. it was pretty smooth.

but i felt like something was missing. when i got to work i realized that i was craving an orange juice and i was kicking myself for not just grabbing one at the store. the more i thought about it the more i wanted orange juice. like my mouth was progressively getting more and more dry until i found myself making dog-with-peanut-butter-like noises. my feeble mind was playing tricks on me.

then it struck me that i have an orange juice in the fridge here at work that i picked up yesterday.

what a great great morning.

I started again 2 days ago because of the "situation"....

No, it was not very smooth.
- Mike Komisarek

Sorry to hear that

so i had a sausage egg and cheese bagel sizzli and a 24 oz coffee. also a parliament cigarette. it was pretty smooth.

but i felt like something was missing. when i got to work i realized that i was craving an orange juice and i was kicking myself for not just grabbing one at the store. the more i thought about it the more i wanted orange juice. like my mouth was progressively getting more and more dry until i found myself making dog-with-peanut-butter-like noises. my feeble mind was playing tricks on me.

then it struck me that i have an orange juice in the fridge here at work that i picked up yesterday.

what a great great morning.
- kicksave856

Nothing like a smooth cigarette

Nothing like a smooth cigarette
- shvingter88

it's something to do with these recessed filters i think. good stuff.

havent owned a microwave in 4 years
- Crimsoninja

but have you used one in the past four years?

but have you used one in the past four years?
- watsonnostaw

registered one under andy's name in 2011

registered one under andy's name in 2011
- dt99999

I bet he has used one in the past 4 days

western omelette, hash-browns with sausages and salsa.

it's something to do with these recessed filters i think. good stuff.
- kicksave856

but have you used one in the past four years?
- watsonnostaw

yes

I bet he has used one in the past 4 days
- watsonnostaw

no

- Crimsoninja

you wouldn't know a good smooth cigarette if i gave you one three sundays ago in a parking lot and you smoked it and seemed to enjoy it just fine.





also, good morning.

you wouldn't know a good smooth cigarette if i gave you one three sundays ago in a parking lot and you smoked it and seemed to enjoy it just fine.





also, good morning.
- kicksave856

scandalous

scandalous
- the_cause2000

his entire life is a web of lies from the time he gets up in the afternoon until the time he goes to bed at night.