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mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Jun 16 @ 8:27 PM ET
how many times are you guys pissing in a day?!

twice is perfectly normal.

i feel like you guys are leaving a trail of it wherever you walk. like there's just a constant stream running down your legs.

- kicksave856

3-5 times normally
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 16 @ 8:30 PM ET
3-5 times normally
- mr.peanut

okay. i'm on a fine pace.

those guys are weirdos. soggy weirdos.

dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jun 16 @ 8:53 PM ET
I've been trying to cut down on coffee so drinking a lot more water and tea my pissing levels are at an ATH*. I just go when I need to though.




*all-time high
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jun 16 @ 8:55 PM ET
how many times are you guys pissing in a day?!

twice is perfectly normal.

i feel like you guys are leaving a trail of it wherever you walk. like there's just a constant stream running down your legs.

- kicksave856

twice a day is insane


you realize we're talking about pissing and not pooping right?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 16 @ 8:56 PM ET
twice a day is insane


you realize we're talking about pissing and not pooping right?

- Crimsoninja

I'M ON PACE
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:01 PM ET
I'M ON PACE
- kicksave856

Less going in = Less going out.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 16 @ 9:03 PM ET
Less going in = Less going out.
- cabin

i have officially pissed again.



and what about saturday? i clearly posted that i pissed like 6 times saturday.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jun 16 @ 9:04 PM ET
i have officially pissed again.



and what about saturday? i clearly posted that i pissed like 6 times saturday.

- kicksave856


I think this is all just a big misunderstanding.
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:07 PM ET
i have officially pissed again.



and what about saturday? i clearly posted that i pissed like 6 times saturday.

- kicksave856


I think you drank a lot of beer . at least I hope it was that. Can't see wanting to fondle yourself that much without being drunk.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:07 PM ET
you have issues
- -davies-

i hope he starts collecting it and giving a measurement of liters per day
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 16 @ 9:11 PM ET
i hope he starts collecting it and giving a measurement of liters per day
- watsonnostaw

i bet it would be perfectly normal amounts.
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:13 PM ET
i bet it would be perfectly normal amounts.
- kicksave856


For a fish.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 16 @ 9:13 PM ET
For a fish.
- cabin

cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:14 PM ET

- kicksave856

You'll be ok Mr.Limpit

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 16 @ 9:15 PM ET
You'll be ok Mr.Limpit
- cabin

everything is fine
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:15 PM ET
In general, most adults urinate about once every two to four hours when awake, for a total of about six to eight times in a 24-hour period.

The frequency of urination can depend on many factors, such as the amount of fluid one drinks, body size, hydration level, fluid losses from exercise or other activity, medical conditions (such as urinary tract infection, pregnancy, enlarged prostate, diabetes, etc.), and medications.

According to the U.S. National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases, adults typically produce about 1½ quarts (about 1.4 liters) of urine daily, with the bulk of production occurring in the daytime. However, this amount can range greatly, from just under a quart to half a gallon (800 milliliters to 2 liters) daily.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jun 16 @ 9:21 PM ET
In general, most adults urinate about once every two to four hours when awake, for a total of about six to eight times in a 24-hour period.

The frequency of urination can depend on many factors, such as the amount of fluid one drinks, body size, hydration level, fluid losses from exercise or other activity, medical conditions (such as urinary tract infection, pregnancy, enlarged prostate, diabetes, etc.), and medications.

According to the U.S. National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases, adults typically produce about 1½ quarts (about 1.4 liters) of urine daily, with the bulk of production occurring in the daytime. However, this amount can range greatly, from just under a quart to half a gallon (800 milliliters to 2 liters) daily.

- watsonnostaw



I will miss kicksave when he's dead
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:22 PM ET
I will miss kicksave when he's dead
- dt99999


Every time we piss. It will never be the same We can spell his name out in the snow in homage.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 16 @ 9:24 PM ET
i miss kicksave so much!
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:26 PM ET
i miss kicksave so much!
- kicksave856

Stop your gonna make me pee
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 16 @ 9:29 PM ET
Stop your gonna make me pee
- cabin

i usually wake up to go every night too.

i'm on a fine pace.
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:31 PM ET
I will miss kicksave when he's dead
- dt99999

I enjoy that the breakfast thread has become urine central
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006

Jun 16 @ 9:33 PM ET
I enjoy that the breakfast thread has become urine central
- watsonnostaw


You have to roll with the changing times. Or be left behind.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jun 16 @ 9:35 PM ET
I enjoy that the breakfast thread has become urine central
- watsonnostaw


the inevitable result of a balanced breakfast
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jun 16 @ 9:37 PM ET
how many times are you guys pissing in a day?!

twice is perfectly normal.

i feel like you guys are leaving a trail of it wherever you walk. like there's just a constant stream running down your legs.

- kicksave856



wow
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