I pissed behind a tree on the 11th hole today, the judge threw me a purell and said isnt it great pissing on a golf course in june

there better be more where that came from.
- kicksave856

twice more since then

birthday party drinking since five means more to come

I pissed behind a tree on the 11th hole today, the judge threw me a purell and said isnt it great pissing on a golf course in june
- watsonnostaw

then you handed him back his purell that you penis handed

then you handed him back his purell that you penis handed


- -davies-

probably used each others clubs too.



it's code and was intended as such.

probably used each others clubs too.



it's code and was intended as such.
- kicksave856

at the very least clubs were handled

twice more since then

birthday party drinking since five means more to come
- -davies-

i have gone once more since last report.



i still stand by the fact that going once before work and once during work isn't weird. a lot of people get home from work and have only gone twice that day.

you guys acted like i broke down and killed again or something.

then you handed him back his purell that you penis handed


- -davies-

no, it was a one use size (never saw such a thing), he had a whole bunch of them in his golf bag

i have gone once more since last report.



i still stand by the fact that going once before work and once during work isn't weird. a lot of people get home from work and have only gone twice that day.

you guys acted like i broke down and killed again or something.
- kicksave856

you are destroying your kidney functions long term with letting toxins incubate in there, maybe your back issues are actually kidney related

you are destroying your kidney functions long term with letting toxins incubate in there, maybe your back issues are actually kidney related
- watsonnostaw

i go whenever i have the urge. i never hold it in.

everything is perfectly normal.

i go whenever i have the urge. i never hold it in.

everything is perfectly normal.
- kicksave856

back issues✓

intolerance to heat✓

erratic urine output✓

you are (frank)ing doomed

i have gone once more since last report.



i still stand by the fact that going once before work and once during work isn't weird. a lot of people get home from work and have only gone twice that day.

you guys acted like i broke down and killed again or something.
- kicksave856

pretty sure you've figured it out by now but the issue was you made it sound like it was twice in 24 hours

no, it was a one use size (never saw such a thing), he had a whole bunch of them in his golf bag
- watsonnostaw

sounds environmentally friendly

back issues✓

intolerance to heat✓

erratic urine output✓

you are (frank)ing doomed
- watsonnostaw

i don't have erratic urine output.



also, to answer your question from yesterday, i checked my stream today. it's strong like bull. it came out like a lightsaber.

i am the yellow lightsaber.

pretty sure you've figured it out by now but the issue was you made it sound like it was twice in 24 hours
- -davies-

oh, i figured it out. the issue was you people, you soggy people, ignored any context from earlier posts and took it that i meant twice in 24 hours when i was clearly not saying that at all.


also, i thought we were all in on that part all along.

oh, i figured it out. the issue was you people, you soggy people, ignored any context from earlier posts and took it that i meant twice in 24 hours when i was clearly not saying that at all.


also, i thought we were all in on that part all along.
- kicksave856

often at work i will pee once at most because i share the bathroom with 20 chicks

often at work i will pee once at most because i share the bathroom with 20 chicks
- -davies-

now that it's getting hot i will be pissing all day long as i will drink as much water as humanly possible. and iced tea. lots of iced tea.

no more gatorade unless i feel i'm about to pass out from lack of electrolytes (whatever that feels like). i feel that was giving me a lot of agida last summer.

now that it's getting hot i will be pissing all day long as i will drink as much water as humanly possible. and iced tea. lots of iced tea.

no more gatorade unless i feel i'm about to pass out from lack of electrolytes (whatever that feels like). i feel that was giving me a lot of agida last summer.
- kicksave856

I had to almost put a sweater on today at the clubhouse the AC was frigid

I had to almost put a sweater on today at the clubhouse the AC was frigid
- watsonnostaw

/bingolady

/bingolady
- kicksave856

I had an enjoyable chef salad

I had an enjoyable chef salad
- watsonnostaw

lack of beverage is disturbing.

latte
green smoothie

Home-made rhubarb jam, toast (x2)

Coffee (black)

Home-made rhubarb jam, toast (x2)

Coffee (black)
- SourceS.V.P.

mmm rhubarb

mmm rhubarb
- -davies-

The best.

peed twice today, everybody.

drank all kindsa stuff. 2 monster iced coffees, 2 iced teas, bottled water.

(frank)ing kidneys.