1. you cock and balls are going to turn dark black and blue

2. the catheter will alleviate the holding of piss, especially during said surgery and recovery

3. the lack of follow up on your part will not be forgotten
- watsonnostaw

i didn't get home until 10:00.

next time i will call you at 10:00.

follow up on what???????????????????

i didn't get home until 10:00.

next time i will call you at 10:00.
- kicksave856

wouldnt be the first time someone called at that hour..... you are on the banana phone, it is allowed

follow up on what???????????????????
- Crimsoninja

i thought it was his prostate, i fingered his ass but felt nothing except pleasure...i requested a follow up

wouldnt be the first time someone called at that hour..... you are on the banana phone, it is allowed
- watsonnostaw

ty, sir. a PM will follow momentarily.

let's not acknowledge crims' nosiness.

ty, sir. a PM will follow momentarily.

let's not acknowledge crims' nosiness.
- kicksave856

i tried to get to his prostate, but only managed to feel up his breasts at the bar....although he probably doesnt remember this

i thought it was his prostate, i fingered his ass but felt nothing except pleasure...i requested a follow up
- watsonnostaw

as did i.

i tried to get to his prostate, but only managed to feel up his breasts at the bar....although he probably doesnt remember this
- watsonnostaw

he remembers feeling someone up against him but didn't know who it was.

TELL ME

TELL ME
- Crimsoninja

i told him to avoid a certain hospital due to a certain type of negro in charge

guys, i've been diagnosed with a hernia and need surgery. i am blaming it on holding me pee.
- kicksave856

wtf sir

wtf sir
- -davies-

He got it from spanking his monkey. He is blaming it on holding his weiner . He needs better material to set the mood . he is working too hard .

wtf sir
- -davies-

yeah. i have an inguinal hernia.

which instantly made me think of the pasta thread.

also, i have mistyped "my" as "me" twice today.

i was a session player on oasis' 2nd album.

yeah. i have an inguinal hernia.
- kicksave856

did it fill your scrotum?

did it fill your scrotum?
- watsonnostaw

no sir. thankfully it did not. it is in my lower abdomen/pelvic region.

no sir. thankfully it did not. it is in my lower abdomen/pelvic region.
- kicksave856

Some people can't eat fatty or spicy foods after surgery for a while. You may want to enjoy while you can

Some people can't eat fatty or spicy foods after surgery for a while. You may want to enjoy while you can
- PhillySportsGuy

he is really looking forward to the black cock and balls, too bad he aint married, then his wife would finally get her wish

he is really looking forward to the black cock and balls, too bad he aint married, then his wife would finally get her wish
- watsonnostaw

- kicksave856

recycled that line, used it on my ex-boss..... he came back to work how did you know about the black cock thing, i told him I was a wizard and know everything..... he never really talked to me after that, he was gone in a year to run a fishing business he bought in key west

Some people can't eat fatty or spicy foods after surgery for a while. You may want to enjoy while you can
- PhillySportsGuy

he's been working up to this his whole life

recycled that line, used it on my ex-boss..... he came back to work how did you know about the black cock thing, i told him I was a wizard and know everything..... he never really talked to me after that, he was gone in a year to run a fishing business he bought in key west
- watsonnostaw

wait it's true??

guys, great news.

i am eventually going to run a fishing business in key west!

wait it's true??
- -davies-

i hear it can turn bluish during the process.

i'll post a pic in the things you like thread either way.

guys, great news.

i am eventually going to run a fishing business in key west!
- kicksave856

I will be a regular customer.