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PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Mar 31 @ 9:41 AM ET
Captain Crunch
Coffee (2cups)
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 31 @ 9:53 AM ET
the poop was after the first coffee bit the second coffee I got driving in and the oatmeal at work once I arrived.
- dt99999

there i sat this morning with nothing happening. nothing. what a waste. time spent on the bowl with no results.

here i sit at work doubled over and cramped up barely holding in what surely will be a veritable chocolate fondue fountain of fun.

i will race all the way home on lunch to unleash the evil poisonous beast that currently dwells inside of me.



(i hope you all have a wonderful breakfast. hopefully while reading this post.)
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 31 @ 9:54 AM ET
se&c bagel sizzli
24 ounces of hot delicious coffee
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006
Mar 31 @ 10:03 AM ET
1.5oz box of raisins
Coffee
Doppleganger
Ottawa Senators
Location: Reality
Joined: 08.25.2006
Mar 31 @ 10:32 AM ET
there i sat this morning with nothing happening. nothing. what a waste. time spent on the bowl with no results.

here i sit at work doubled over and cramped up barely holding in what surely will be a veritable chocolate fondue fountain of fun.

i will race all the way home on lunch to unleash the evil poisonous beast that currently dwells inside of me.



(i hope you all have a wonderful breakfast. hopefully while reading this post.)
- kicksave856







The Squatty Potty .............. How toilet posture affects your health

shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Mar 31 @ 11:47 AM ET
Water
Banana
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 31 @ 12:39 PM ET
there i sat this morning with nothing happening. nothing. what a waste. time spent on the bowl with no results.

here i sit at work doubled over and cramped up barely holding in what surely will be a veritable chocolate fondue fountain of fun.

i will race all the way home on lunch to unleash the evil poisonous beast that currently dwells inside of me.



(i hope you all have a wonderful breakfast. hopefully while reading this post.)
- kicksave856



please report the hollow abdomen feeling and texture of the leavings
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 31 @ 12:44 PM ET
please report the hollow abdomen feeling and texture of the leavings
- watsonnostaw


Squishy and moist
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 31 @ 12:47 PM ET
Squishy and moist
- Streit2ThePoint

Streitlover, I bannedgayted with Kicksave856. I know Kicksave856. Kicksave856 was a friend of mine. Streitlover, you're no Kicksave856 and please do not discuss the texture of his fecal droppings.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 31 @ 12:55 PM ET
Streitlover, I bannedgayted with Kicksave856. I know Kicksave856. Kicksave856 was a friend of mine. Streitlover, you're no Kicksave856 and please do not discuss the texture of his fecal droppings.
- watsonnostaw


Oh I was discussing mine.
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009
Mar 31 @ 12:57 PM ET
there i sat this morning with nothing happening. nothing. what a waste. time spent on the bowl with no results.

here i sit at work doubled over and cramped up barely holding in what surely will be a veritable chocolate fondue fountain of fun.

i will race all the way home on lunch to unleash the evil poisonous beast that currently dwells inside of me.



(i hope you all have a wonderful breakfast. hopefully while reading this post.)
- kicksave856


Don't you have a private washroom at Wawa?
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
Mar 31 @ 12:59 PM ET
Don't you have a private washroom at Wawa?
- BingoLady

do you share a bathroom with your mother?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 31 @ 2:13 PM ET
please report the hollow abdomen feeling and texture of the leavings
- watsonnostaw

not gonna lie. i would have liked to feel a little more hollow.

the dropping was like a brick. long and seemingly unbreakable. it took some effort. i blame this on meds.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 31 @ 2:19 PM ET
not gonna lie. i would have liked to feel a little more hollow.

the dropping was like a brick. long and seemingly unbreakable. it took some effort. i blame this on meds.
- kicksave856


I don't mean to rub this in but lately I'm on an incredible streak.

every morning I go downstairs, pretend I'm happy to see everyone and then I take my cup of coffee. One sip is all it takes and then I drop some of the smoothest, easiest, perfectly textured poops I've ever taken.


It's been going on for about a month. I know i won't last forever but I'm committed to enjoying every moment of it now.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 31 @ 2:21 PM ET
I don't mean to rub this in but lately I'm on an incredible streak.

every morning I go downstairs, pretend I'm happy to see everyone and then I take my cup of coffee. Once sip is all it takes ad then I drop some of the smoothest, easiest, perfectly textured poops I've ever taken.


It's been going on for about a month. I know i won't last forever but I'm committed to enjoying every moment of it now.
- dt99999

i am genuinely happy for you.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 31 @ 2:22 PM ET
i am genuinely happy for you.
- kicksave856

thanks man, it's been a great ride.
Doppleganger
Ottawa Senators
Location: Reality
Joined: 08.25.2006
Mar 31 @ 4:00 PM ET
http://www.ctvnews.ca/bus...diego-locations-1.2304877
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Apr 1 @ 7:48 AM ET
I don't mean to rub this in but lately I'm on an incredible streak.

every morning I go downstairs, pretend I'm happy to see everyone and then I take my cup of coffee. One sip is all it takes and then I drop some of the smoothest, easiest, perfectly textured poops I've ever taken.


It's been going on for about a month. I know i won't last forever but I'm committed to enjoying every moment of it now.
- dt99999


That's such a fantastic feeling. Congratulations on your success.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Apr 1 @ 7:48 AM ET
CTC
Coffee
Water
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Apr 1 @ 11:41 AM ET
Water
Granola
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Apr 1 @ 11:47 AM ET
Water
Granola
- shvingter88



bar form or bowl of dry
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Apr 1 @ 11:49 AM ET
all good things must come to an end.

I did not poop this morning.

I'm not mad it was a thrilling ride while it lasted, hope you all get one one of those sooner rather than later
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Apr 1 @ 11:50 AM ET
coffee
the milk from a bowl of cereal (leaping lemurs)
6 slices of apple

more coffee
st-viateur bagel, toasted and lightly buttered
egg
cheese
lettuce
tomatoes
cabin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We need a You're an Ass button, NY
Joined: 09.07.2006
Apr 1 @ 11:50 AM ET
all good things must come to an end.

I did not poop this morning.

I'm not mad it was a thrilling ride while it lasted, hope you all get one one of those sooner rather than later
- dt99999


Confirms one thing..


Your full of poop.
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Apr 1 @ 11:52 AM ET
bar form or bowl of dry
- -davies-

Ziplock bag of dry
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