there we were, enjoying a nice diner breakfast at tom's. i considered having a poached egg on english muffin as an homage to dan, but ultimately decided i doubted their ability to poach an egg properly so i ordered scrambled with an english muffin on the side. i barely got two bites in on the english muffin when suddenly a young boy who was leaving the diner with his family decided to put his puffy winter coat on as they passed me.

this disgusting coat BRUSHED MY ENGLISH MUFFIN

there we were, enjoying a nice diner breakfast at tom's. i considered having a poached egg on english muffin as an homage to dan, but ultimately decided i doubted their ability to poach an egg properly so i ordered scrambled with an english muffin on the side. i barely got two bites in on the english muffin when suddenly a young boy who was leaving the diner with his family decided to put his puffy winter coat on as they passed me.

this disgusting coat BRUSHED MY ENGLISH MUFFIN



- Don'tForgetTocchet

Was that boy a negro?

there we were, enjoying a nice diner breakfast at tom's. i considered having a poached egg on english muffin as an homage to dan, but ultimately decided i doubted their ability to poach an egg properly so i ordered scrambled with an english muffin on the side. i barely got two bites in on the english muffin when suddenly a young boy who was leaving the diner with his family decided to put his puffy winter coat on as they passed me.

this disgusting coat BRUSHED MY ENGLISH MUFFIN



- Don'tForgetTocchet

i bet the sleeves were covered in dried snot too.

Was that boy a negro?
- Mike Komisarek

yes, mike.

i bet the sleeves were covered in dried snot too.
- kicksave856

i assumed so.

there we were, enjoying a nice diner breakfast at tom's. i considered having a poached egg on english muffin as an homage to dan, but ultimately decided i doubted their ability to poach an egg properly so i ordered scrambled with an english muffin on the side. i barely got two bites in on the english muffin when suddenly a young boy who was leaving the diner with his family decided to put his puffy winter coat on as they passed me.

this disgusting coat BRUSHED MY ENGLISH MUFFIN



- Don'tForgetTocchet

Really your own fault

Really your own fault
- Lahey

wtf

yes, mike.
- Don'tForgetTocchet

oh poop. that really was a bad morning.

yes, mike.
- Don'tForgetTocchet

Get a tetanus vaccine ASAP.

Get a tetanus vaccine ASAP.
- Mike Komisarek

rats are running wild in NYC with their homes flooded.

wtf
- Feeling_Glucky

How does one allow their food to be brushed. It's common sense that when having a breakfast sandwich you eat with the hand that is furthest away from the walkway.

there we were, enjoying a nice diner breakfast at tom's. i considered having a poached egg on english muffin as an homage to dan, but ultimately decided i doubted their ability to poach an egg properly so i ordered scrambled with an english muffin on the side. i barely got two bites in on the english muffin when suddenly a young boy who was leaving the diner with his family decided to put his puffy winter coat on as they passed me.

this disgusting coat BRUSHED MY ENGLISH MUFFIN



- Don'tForgetTocchet

did you continue to eat it?

How does one allow their food to be brushed. It's common sense that when having a breakfast sandwich you eat with the hand that is furthest away from the walkway.
- Lahey

it was a side English Muffin.

it was a side English Muffin.
- Feeling_Glucky

Prison rules then apply.

How does one allow their food to be brushed. It's common sense that when having a breakfast sandwich you eat with the hand that is furthest away from the walkway.
- Lahey

if she knew what they did to that muffin in the kitchen she would never eat there again

if she knew what they did to that muffin in the kitchen she would never eat there again
- watsonnostaw

You might have a point there... Let me guess, the "chef" is a negro too?

Get a tetanus vaccine ASAP.
- Mike Komisarek

i did not continue to eat the muffin, mike.

if she knew what they did to that muffin in the kitchen she would never eat there again
- watsonnostaw

Again, it's all her fault. Typical people though, trying to find a way to blame the blacks.

if she knew what they did to that muffin in the kitchen she would never eat there again
- watsonnostaw

you can see the kitchen there
it's a wonderful place and i will not hold this incident against them

Again, it's all her fault. Typical people though, trying to find a way to blame the blacks.
- Lahey

she probably failed to wash her paws after entering the dining establishment and touching that filthy door

she probably failed to wash her paws after entering the dining establishment and touching that filthy door
- watsonnostaw

someone held the door for me as they were exiting

someone held the door for me as they were exiting
- Don'tForgetTocchet

just like a seinfeld episode

just like a seinfeld episode
- watsonnostaw

I can picture dave as Elaine, very conservative but has more boyfriends than a pornstar.

i did not continue to eat the muffin, mike.
- Don'tForgetTocchet

Yes you did.

unless the butter and/or jelly was compromised by the coat contact, i wouldve probably finished the muffin.