(frank) off
- Pecafan Fan

*(frank)ing off*

Battered women syndrome
- AdamFrench

Like being a Leaf fan.

No, it was an e-mail my brother sent me.

I'm still chuckling and I'm having a real poopty day!
- pete26

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.'
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful littlehands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'cuz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses'.

Like being a Leaf fan.
- pete26

Very much so

- BingoLady

you are the king of blocked posts.

you are the king of blocked posts.
- basementfloor

Queen

Queen
- AdamFrench

you are the king of blocked posts.
- basementfloor

was modded

Queen
- AdamFrench

this has to be oilhab

was modded
- BingoLady

impossible.

howard is flying to Arizona by dirigible and braidan is having his mid afternoon snack.

this has to be oilhab


- BingoLady

actually it looks like a younger version of dt99999

impossible.

howard is flying to Arizona by dirigible and braidan is having his mid afternoon snack.
- basementfloor

how many courses for the snack?
Any cold soup?

actually it looks like a younger version of dt99999
- basementfloor

Sick stache brah

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.'
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful littlehands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'cuz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses'.
- RENATO6

(frank) it I'm out... later.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together.
- BingoLady

I'll buy her in pieces then, cheaper usually

I'll buy her in pieces then, cheaper usually
- Fredobbface

Dibs on the feet

I found this gem.

(frank) it I'm out... later.
- basementfloor

See you back in a bit.

See you back in a bit.
- SeinfeldvNewman

http://www.washingtonpost...y.html?wprss=rss_capitals

impossible.

howard is flying to Arizona by dirigible and braidan is having his mid afternoon snack.
- basementfloor

Howard finally moving to a retirement home?

this has to be oilhab


- BingoLady

I found this gem.

- The_Price_is_right

How is that funny

How is that funny
- Fredobbface

Thanks for asking. I was wondering...