You left out the "crazy" part.
- pete26

Yea told g/f that proposed to me I would marry her if she wasn't crazy.


I am single now..

Hairy edition?
- Symba007

I have lots of girlfriends that are in Playboy.....
- RENATO6

She was hot in 1986 - not as much after stripping and a few kids in 2010.

Well...talking to you guys has really opened up my mind...if all other girls are like you say...I'd better hang on to mine


- BashCH

if your girlfriend has a vagina, she's (frank)ing nuts. it's just science man.

Old joke alert***

My friends used to say not to do it because she'd get half
my response was that it'd be great to get to keep some
- braidan

Reminds me of the credit card theft joke...

When we were getting married the priest gave us homework, we had to write what we brought to the relationship, what we need from the relationship and what we hope to get from the relationship.
My response:
Bring: my wallet
need:my wallet back
hope: money in wallet when i get it back

he said a sense of humour is a good thing

Old joke alert***

My friends used to say not to do it because she'd get half
my response was that it'd be great to get to keep some
- braidan

Marriage is like a tornado...starts with a lot of sucking and blowing, then things start flying at your head, and in the end you wind up losing your house.

When we were getting married the priest gave us homework, we had to write what we brought to the relationship, what we need from the relationship and what we hope to get from the relationship.
My response:
Bring: my wallet
need:my wallet back
hope: money in wallet when i get it back

he said a sense of humour is a good thing
- braidan

Never got the money back?

When we were getting married the priest gave us homework, we had to write what we brought to the relationship, what we need from the relationship and what we hope to get from the relationship.
My response:
Bring: my wallet
need:my wallet back
hope: money in wallet when i get it back

he said a sense of humour is a good thing
- braidan

because your needs and hopes are nothing but a pipe dream?

T'as tu apporté du catron pour que dan et martin puissent téter les boules de Mahée Paiement sans constater leurs érections respectives?
- _nay_

CA-R-T-R-ON

Never got the money back?
- Symba007

still waiting, but every now and then I'm allowed to spend some

Any QP prospect updates?

Any QP prospect updates?
- Feeling_Glucky

Have you checked his thread in the mtl lounge?

CA-R-T-R-ON
- hon_hon_hon

C'est un m un e un r c'est un c avec un i rassemble toutes ces lettres tu y trouveras merci m e r c i merci

It is said that married men live longer than single men.

It's not true - it just feels longer.

Marriage is like a tornado...starts with a lot of sucking and blowing, then things start flying at your head, and in the end you wind up losing your house.
- 3M

yeah, if that house is a trailer, you lose it.

It is said that married men live longer than single men.

It's not true - it just feels longer.
- 3M

C'est un m un e un r c'est un c avec un i rassemble toutes ces lettres tu y trouveras merci m e r c i merci
- _nay_

french people can't even spell mickey

yeah, if that house is a trailer, you lose it.
- DoubleDown

- DoubleDown

Anybody who claims that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't know the first thing about women or fractions.

Have you checked his thread in the mtl lounge?
- braidan

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...hread_id=101246&page=last

Anybody who claims that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't know the first thing about women or fractions.
- 3M

I'd love to see the look on my wife's face if we started to discuss MRR marriage related revenues and her entitled share.

Anybody who claims that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't know the first thing about women or fractions.
- 3M

Well then, stop whining and go eat Richards if you're not happy instead of grumbling all day long about a life you chose.

I'd love to see the look on my wife's face if we started to discuss MRR marriage related revenues and her entitled share.
- braidan

What is the one food that causes a woman to stop having sex?

Wedding cake.

Well then, stop whining and go eat Richards if you're not happy instead of grumbling all day long about a life you chose.
- _nay_

Clearly this is going way over your head.