Not too bad, but i feel a Heineken heartburn awaits.

So that's it?

Since you are not a pet, I would normally ban you for this. But because it's Friday, October, and game 5 of the NLDS, I won't.

You're welcome.
- hscesq

Didn't know that word was prohibitted/ a bad word.

Thank you Howard.

So that's it?
- pete26

No Pete, I've got one of my friends who hunting as you call 'em swamp donkeys this morning, he told me we'd have a 'festin' if he killed one

No Pete, I've got one of my friends who hunting as you call 'em swamp donkeys this morning, he told me we'd have a 'festin' if he killed one
- QuebecPride

Nice! I hope he gets one.

I just drove home one of my boy's friends who is drunk and smashed a beer bottle on my driveway.

His parents were not very nice to me, they were wondering how is truck is going to get home? I offered them a ride back to my house if one of them wanted to drive it back.

The fella's wife suggested I go home, drive the truck to their house and take a cab back to mine, then she left the doorway.

I said to her husband, that I'm going home, if the truck isn't gone in the morning, I'm having it towed.

And these buggers complain about having to get up to feed a baby...

Nice! I hope he gets one.

I just drove home one of my boy's friends who is drunk and smashed a beer bottle on my driveway.

His parents were not very nice to me, they were wondering how is truck is going to get home? I offered them a ride back to my house if one of them wanted to drive it back.

The fella's wife suggested I go home, drive the truck to their house and take a cab back to mine, then she left the doorway.

I said to her husband, that I'm going home, if the truck isn't gone in the morning, I'm having it towed.

And these buggers complain about having to get up to feed a baby...
- pete26

You are nice.


I would of driven their truck thru their living room, with their son attached to the front bumper.


But that's just me.

Nice! I hope he gets one.

I just drove home one of my boy's friends who is drunk and smashed a beer bottle on my driveway.

His parents were not very nice to me, they were wondering how is truck is going to get home? I offered them a ride back to my house if one of them wanted to drive it back.

The fella's wife suggested I go home, drive the truck to their house and take a cab back to mine, then she left the doorway.

I said to her husband, that I'm going home, if the truck isn't gone in the morning, I'm having it towed.

And these buggers complain about having to get up to feed a baby...
- pete26

Give 'em an inch...

lol @ the Expos

lol @ the Expos
- weirdoh

You're soooooooo (frank)ing banned.

These Cardinals keep doing it, all right. Like no one else has ever done it.

Twelve months ago, they went into the ninth inning of Game 6 of the World Series, trailing 7-5, and won. Friday night, they went into the ninth inning of a win-or-go-home Game 5 of the NL Division Series, down 7-5 again, and won. Again. Seriously.

You decide which of those reincarnations was more incredible, more impossible: Down to their last strike of the World Series in back-to-back innings? Or trailing by six runs ON THE ROAD, with a guy who might win the Cy Young (Gio Gonzalez) on the mound?

Keep in mind, before you answer, that in the 109-year history of postseason play, no team had fallen more than four runs behind in a winner-take-all game and come back to win.

You're soooooooo (frank)ing banned.
- AdamFrench

You might want to have your backup account ready Pete....no one will be spared
- Symba007

Bump

RIP EE's thread....Nat lose, Yankees win, we're doomed

iPhone 5....the headset jack is at the bottom

Bump

RIP EE's thread....Nat lose, Yankees win, we're doomed
- Symba007

Hey Dan


FU

Bubblegum flying in the dugout, they're having a party...

Montreal Hockey Club: 5 Cups
Montreal Victorias: 6 Cups
Montreal Shamrocks: 5 Cups
Montreal Wonderers: 10 Cups
Montreal Canadiens: 24 Cups (1 NHA and 23 NHL)
Montreal Maroons: 2 Cups
The City of Montreal is 52 Times Stanley Cup Champion.

Montreal Hockey Club: 5 Cups
Montreal Victorias: 6 Cups
Montreal Shamrocks: 5 Cups
Montreal Wonderers: 8 Cups
Montreal Canadiens: 24 Cups (1 NHA and 23 NHL)
Montreal Maroons: 2 Cups
The City of Montreal is 50 Times Stanley Cup Champion.
- NOAH_U

0 times baseball champ.

0 times baseball champ.
- Feeling_Glucky

What's Baseball?

Bump

RIP EE's thread....Nat lose, Yankees win, we're doomed
- Symba007

That was worst case scenario for me also

That was worst case scenario for me also
- pete26

any honkers pete?

any honkers pete?
- Feeling_Glucky

It's too wet

What's Baseball?
- NOAH_U

You are baseball.

You are baseball.
- mr.peanut

The only ball around here is tennisball.

You are baseball.
- mr.peanut

Hey nutters, remember that juggers fella?

Haven't seen him in a while...