Red Sox may be entering market for Josh Hamilton
- Feeling_Glucky

if it's for no more than a three year deal then go for it.

huh? who? me?

wrong.
- Fountain-San

Bud ice is actually not bad....

*kills self*

Bud ice is actually not bad....

*kills self*
- Symba007

*Chops off head before burying to make sure he never comes back*

A man goes to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.

The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much, I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that ... there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
- Feeling_Glucky

you should be shot for posting this

Bud ice is actually not bad....

*kills self*
- Symba007

it is bad. very bad.

the worst of the worst is bud lite lime though.

you should be shot for posting this
- DoubleDown

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.

it is bad. very bad.

the worst of the worst is bud lite lime though.
- Fountain-San

Bud Lite Mohito

it is bad. very bad.

the worst of the worst is bud lite lime though.
- Fountain-San

- Feeling_Glucky

Is there a regular Moose Light Ginger Beer?

Bud Lite Mohito
- AdamFrench

agreed

agreed
- HuileHab

Only because Stee-dot drinks it.

Only because Stee-dot drinks it.
- AdamFrench

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.
- Feeling_Glucky

Hear about the dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic?

stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

woof.

Hear about the dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic?

stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

woof.
- Fountain-San

agnostics dont wonder, they don't care. your joke is flawed.

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall a couple of days before Christmas and the mall was packed.


Walking through the mall the wife was surprised when she looked around and noticed her husband was no where to be found,

she was very upset because they had a lot of shopping to do.


She used her cell phone to call her husband on his cell phone because she was so angry and she wanted him to give her a hand.


The husband in a calm voice said, honey remember the jewellery store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with

that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day.


His wife said crying, yes I remember that jewellery store sweetheart.

He said, well I'm in the bar next to it.
- pete26

nowhere.

Nice job (frank)ing up a great joke.

Can someone explain why the owners are against revenue sharing? The way I see it:
- the cap spending teams send money to the cap floor teams.
- The floor teams use that money on salaries and the total revenue spent on salaries rises.
- As salaries inevitably surpass the 50%, 57%, w/e, escrow kicks in and the teams sending money to the floor teams get it back from their own players.

How is this bad?
Players - More teams are viable options to sign with = increased competition
Owners - No change in total expenses.

nowhere.

Nice job (frank)ing up a great joke.
- stormey

Don't know wtf is wrong with these people.

Don't know wtf is wrong with these people.
- muffin_man

You're the specialist. Figure it out.

You're the specialist. Figure it out.
- hscesq

They don't pay me enough to do volunteer work.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.''

A 70 year old pervert on a dead hockey site posts copy and pasted drivel from BadJokes.com and thinks he's clever, but is secretly a massive female genitalia.

A 70 year old pervert on a dead hockey site posts copy and pasted drivel from BadJokes.com and thinks he's clever, but is secretly a massive female genitalia.
- AdamFrench

A 70 year old pervert on a dead hockey site posts copy and pasted drivel from BadJokes.com and thinks he's clever, but is secretly a massive female genitalia.
- AdamFrench

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

A 70 year old pervert on a dead hockey site posts copy and pasted drivel from BadJokes.com and thinks he's clever, but is secretly a massive female genitalia.
- AdamFrench