Do you know why Canadians love Mr. Sub?

Because they would never lock-out their sandwiches!

He'll fit right in, in Toronto then
- I-own_da-Northwest

Your team still blows

- Nucker101

lapierre folks, my poop can play better

Don Cherry Parody @DonCherryParody
I THOUGHT A PODIUM WAS THAT STUFF YA TOOK WHEN YER GOIN TO THE BATHROOM TOO MUCH

Your team still blows
- Mapleleafs_91

Typical Kings fan
- HotSauceBlueChs

I know, we have other stuff to do.

Canucks VS Leafs in the Final. Luongo and the Leafs win. Bad luck vancouver
- Mapleleafs_91

I'd beat off till blood came out

- Nucker101

I'd beat off till blood came out
- Zezel

I wouldn't brag about that.

I think we would actually win since luongo has a burning hate against vancouver and their fans, a big FU to them
- Mapleleafs_91

What do you think Luongo hates more, the Vancouver fans, or his playoff stats from last season?

I know, we have other stuff to do.
- Ersberg

SMACKED DOWN

I'd beat off till blood came out
- Zezel

Well thats kind of insane, a little crazy, but you should seek medical help afterwards

I'd beat off till blood came out
- Zezel

You'd actually stop? Weak.

Can someone update on what's being said?
(Minus all the comedians in this thread)

I know, we have other stuff to do.
- Ersberg

How bout them Lakers?

Can someone update on what's being said?
(Minus all the comedians in this thread)
- Enzomatic

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie

Two sides are talking on and off, it's called negotiating. Nothing else to report for now. If that changes, we'll pass it along.

Can someone update on what's being said?
(Minus all the comedians in this thread)
- Enzomatic

You must be new.

Can someone update on what's being said?
(Minus all the comedians in this thread)
- Enzomatic

Not really. Same as any other meeting so far as far as I'm concerned. Nobody is live tweeting notes from inside the meeting. It's all speculation until there is an announcement.

How bout them Lakers?
- Nucker101

You must be new.
- brianb0422

You must be old.

Kevin DeLury ‏@TheNYRBlog
Source telling me NHL podium in hotel is for press conference tomorrow announcing CBA agreement.

Can someone update on what's being said?
(Minus all the comedians in this thread)
- Enzomatic

sure....

NHL Podium @NHLPodium
What's the difference between me, and a promise to Glendale city council? NHL officials actually intend to stand behind me.

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie

Two sides are talking on and off, it's called negotiating. Nothing else to report for now. If that changes, we'll pass it along.
- Symba007

Helene St. James ‏@HeleneStJames
Source: "Not looking great" after latest talks tonight between owners, players.

- Fruitcakenipple

Kevin DeLury ‏@TheNYRBlog
Source telling me NHL podium in hotel is for press conference tomorrow announcing CBA agreement.
- LeftCoaster

Helene St. James ‏@HeleneStJames
Source: "Not looking great" after latest talks tonight between owners, players.
- wingz4life