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jbold
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Raymond adds sandpaper to the Leafs- FakePartofMe, ON
Joined: 07.18.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:20 PM ET
Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009

Jan 2 @ 12:21 PM ET
Yes you are. Yes you (frank)ing are.

I'm turning twenty-four in March.

I'm searching for gray hair as we speak.

- Travis Yost



*sigh*
prock
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Bobby Ryan + 1st rounder for Clarkson, ON
Joined: 08.30.2007

Jan 2 @ 12:21 PM ET
Yes you are. Yes you (frank)ing are.

I'm turning twenty-four in March.

I'm searching for gray hair as we speak.

- Travis Yost



24????

Jesus, maybe I am getting old.
SameOld
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 07.25.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:22 PM ET
Hahaha super sniper prospect.. And he did not score the shootout winner
jbold
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Raymond adds sandpaper to the Leafs- FakePartofMe, ON
Joined: 07.18.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:24 PM ET
He's so good, he only has 5 points this tournament
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Enjoying a bowl of smoking bishop
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 2 @ 12:25 PM ET
Yes you are. Yes you (frank)ing are.

I'm turning twenty-four in March.

I'm searching for gray hair as we speak.

- Travis Yost

My shin pads are 18 years old.
shanekern03
Buffalo Sabres
Location: "Cough, cough, cough.... yeah, thats it. Thats the ticket." - Garth
Joined: 01.26.2012

Jan 2 @ 12:26 PM ET
My shin pads are 18 years old.
- Atomic Wedgie


They seeing anyone?
big_dion
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I've been successful in business for years which is why I can be on hockeybuzz. - HH
Joined: 08.23.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:27 PM ET
24????

Jesus, maybe I am getting old.

- prock



Yost is 23? LOL

yeah right
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Enjoying a bowl of smoking bishop
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 2 @ 12:28 PM ET
They seeing anyone?
- shanekern03

They smell too bad to be attractive to any equipment of the opposite sex.

This is starting to get weird...
lumlums
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.25.2011

Jan 2 @ 12:28 PM ET
Yes you are. Yes you (frank)ing are.

I'm turning twenty-four in March.

I'm searching for gray hair as we speak.

- Travis Yost


Cry me a Flooding river!%$#%#$

Kids these days...
big_dion
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I've been successful in business for years which is why I can be on hockeybuzz. - HH
Joined: 08.23.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:28 PM ET
My shin pads are 18 years old.
- Atomic Wedgie


haha yeah mine too, i plan to get new ones next week with some Xmas money.

just got a new helmet/pants.

man o man poop is expensive these days.
big_dion
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I've been successful in business for years which is why I can be on hockeybuzz. - HH
Joined: 08.23.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:29 PM ET
They smell too bad to be attractive to any equipment of the opposite sex.

This is starting to get weird...

- Atomic Wedgie


my shin pads are unable to be dried out.

i could put them in a boiler room for a week straight and they would still be wet when i put em on.

gross? yes.
Travis Yost
Ottawa Senators
Joined: 01.26.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:32 PM ET
Yost is 23? LOL

yeah right

- big_dion


I'm not sure whether to ask if you think I'm younger or older.

Jacob582
Buffalo Sabres
Location: NJ
Joined: 06.06.2012

Jan 2 @ 12:34 PM ET
I think that it was actually Grigorenko who shot and killed Bin Laden.
- lumlums

Grigorenko solved the fiscal cliff. (Thanks Russia! from U.S.)
Ben37
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: One of the Most Respected Hockeybuzz Posters, AB
Joined: 04.07.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:35 PM ET
Yes you are. Yes you (frank)ing are.

I'm turning twenty-four in March.

I'm searching for gray hair as we speak.

- Travis Yost


I remember 24, 6 years ago was fantastic. I was in shape, we could watch the NHL I could flirt with 18 year old girls and feel only slightly creepy. Now at 30, I have to be a grown up, I have grey hairs and a guy, 18 year old girls scare me now. Enjoy it Yost...enjoy it.
hockeylegend488
Edmonton Oilers
Location: fredericton
Joined: 07.25.2011

Jan 2 @ 12:38 PM ET
Yakopov has 5 points too. Imagine how much garbage wede read if grigerenko played half the tournament as nugent hopkins or trouba or gallychuck.
Jacob582
Buffalo Sabres
Location: NJ
Joined: 06.06.2012

Jan 2 @ 12:38 PM ET
New rule for 2013:
You are only allowed to bash your team's blogger.

big_dion
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I've been successful in business for years which is why I can be on hockeybuzz. - HH
Joined: 08.23.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:38 PM ET
I'm not sure whether to ask if you think I'm younger or older.


- Travis Yost


i figured you were in your 30's.

As_I_See_It
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 2 @ 12:39 PM ET
Yes you are. Yes you (frank)ing are.

I'm turning twenty-four in March.

I'm searching for gray hair as we speak.

- Travis Yost


Interesting. Younger than Grig-old.
Scruffton
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: London, ON
Joined: 07.02.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:39 PM ET
Kevin Freiheit does a reasonable job, though he is pretty young and has a lot to learn still. His writing is about a thousand times more accurate, cohesive and informative. I mean, people knock Clouts and Barry all the time, but Garth is on a whole different plane...
- lumlums

Clouts and Barry are right up front with their poop though. They straight up tell you they're troll baiting and sometimes trolling themselves. They are part of the joke, they are in on it, and that's why their blogs are funny.

Garth actually seems to be as detached from reality as his blog posts imply. He comes across as dead serious. Whereas Clouts and Barry are part of the joke, Garth IS the joke.
big_dion
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I've been successful in business for years which is why I can be on hockeybuzz. - HH
Joined: 08.23.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:40 PM ET
New rule for 2013:
You are only allowed to bash your team's blogger.

- Jacob582


what if "your teams blogger" -aka GARTH - blogs for every team, sometimes 5 times a day.

then what?!

loophole!
big_dion
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I've been successful in business for years which is why I can be on hockeybuzz. - HH
Joined: 08.23.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:41 PM ET
Clouts and Barry are right up front with their poop though. They straight up tell you they're troll baiting and sometimes trolling themselves. They are part of the joke, they are in on it, and that's why their blogs are funny.

Garth actually seems to be as detached from reality as his blog posts imply. He comes across as dead serious. Whereas Clouts and Barry are part of the joke, Garth IS the joke.

- Scruffton


in summary: there are 7 billion people on earth, Ek could find better!
Scruffton
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: London, ON
Joined: 07.02.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:41 PM ET
Yes you are. Yes you (frank)ing are.

I'm turning twenty-four in March.

I'm searching for gray hair as we speak.

- Travis Yost

I just turned 24 last October. I already got greys.

Granted I've had some grey hairs here and there since I was like...15.


Also, jeez. I never thought I was older than Yost. Even if only by 5 months.
Travis Yost
Ottawa Senators
Joined: 01.26.2010

Jan 2 @ 12:48 PM ET
I remember 24, 6 years ago was fantastic. I was in shape, we could watch the NHL I could flirt with 18 year old girls and feel only slightly creepy. Now at 30, I have to be a grown up, I have grey hairs and a guy, 18 year old girls scare me now. Enjoy it Yost...enjoy it.
- Ben37

buffalofan19
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden full of (bum)holes
Joined: 07.01.2007

Jan 2 @ 12:48 PM ET
Are they playing the games on TV for you? NHL network? Do you have to pay a subscription for that?

I moved to Boston on January 2nd, 2000. I ended up phoning TSN and crying over the phone to them - telling them a sports bar had told me that as long as I could tell them where to point their sattellite, they would put the final game on for me.

The guy at TSN laughed - claimed they got dozens of calls every year from Canadians asking the same thing. And no, it wasn't technologically possible.

Canada ended up with the bronze, though, so I didn't miss much.

- Atomic Wedgie



NHL Network. I'm not paying a subscription fee for the network per se, but I do have DirecTV's Choice Xtra package, which is 2 tiers above their basic. It had that and a few other channels I wanted as well.

EDIT: according to DirecTV's website, NHL Network is no longer available with my current subscription. I'm not sure if I am grandfathered in or what.
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