Wanna blog? Start your own hockey blog with My HockeyBuzz. Register for free today!
 
Forums :: Blog World :: Eric Engels: Habs avoid Lightning strike
Author Message
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Feb 14 @ 9:51 AM ET


Wait - I'm Matt Cooke??

- hscesq

Obviously.
DoubleDown
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Not to point any fingers but Tyson Barrie has looked awful in the blue and white for the Leafs., QC
Joined: 07.28.2006

Feb 14 @ 9:51 AM ET
Interesting that Cooke is actually looking at where his skate is going...
- Pecafan Fan


yep. well that or the puck.
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Feb 14 @ 9:51 AM ET
i like this one:

Well it's obvious to me that Matt Cooke's intention was to severely injure Karlsson. If you break the play down it becomes pretty obvious what Cooke was thinking:

1) With 25.5 seconds left, you can see Cooke and Karlsson turning towards the boards chasing a deflected puck into the corner. If you look at Matt Cooke's face, you can clearly see his left eyebrow raise slightly, and a smirk come across his face as he realizes that this is a perfect opportunity to cross-check Karlsson head-first into the boards from behind.

2) With 24.9 seconds left, Karlsson changes body position, such that a direct check from behind would be almost impossible, and most definitely in Cooke's eyes as not being "devastating enough". Cooke decides at this point that a elbow to the head of Karlsson would most certainly ruin the defencemen's career. Cooke begins to raise his elbow slightly at this point.

3) With 24.4 seconds left, Karlsson and Cooke lose their balance, and you can actually hear Cooke scream a profanity, as he realizes that his opportunity to concuss Karlsson with his elbow has been lost. Cooke though, laughing manically, realizes that this loss of balance has opened the opportunity to slew foot Karlsson, thus propelling him awkwardly into the boards, and breaking both legs.

4) With 23.9 seconds left, Cooke misses his opportunity to slew foot Karlsson. Realizing that he is almost out of options, you can clearly see that Cooke has a eureka moment (made obvious by the light bulb that appears above Cooke's head at the 23.9 mark). Cooke, remembering his high school biology lab on the human body and realizing that Karlsson is not wearing protective socks, literally says "Screw it" and cuts Karlsson's achilles with surgical procession.

5) And the most damning evidence, with 23.5 seconds left in the period and Karlsson writhing in obvious pain on the ice, you can distinctly see Cooke stop, point at Karlsson and start laughing.

- DoubleDown

Wow.
T.Fleury
Calgary Flames
Location: Oxbow, SK
Joined: 11.26.2010

Feb 14 @ 9:51 AM ET
exactly.
- Pecafan Fan

Oh. Well that just sucks then.
rob121
Montreal Canadiens
Location: montreal
Joined: 12.08.2006

Feb 14 @ 9:52 AM ET
Interesting that Cooke is actually looking at where his skate is going...
- Pecafan Fan




or, for the puck.
mcmanmat
Montreal Canadiens
Location: hey assface I used that locati
Joined: 10.16.2007

Feb 14 @ 9:52 AM ET
So it's okay for 3M, DD, BIG, and Stormey to voice displeasure but God forbid I do?
- T.Fleury


Yes. This is also in the flow-chart I believe.
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Feb 14 @ 9:52 AM ET
or, for the puck.
- rob121

UNpossible.
Pie
Montreal Canadiens
Location: taking the low road
Joined: 10.14.2006

Feb 14 @ 9:52 AM ET
Oh. Well that just sucks then.
- T.Fleury

I think its great
hamiltonhabfan
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 02.17.2009

Feb 14 @ 9:52 AM ET
Interesting that Cooke is actually looking at where his skate is going...
- Pecafan Fan



dirty (frank)er
Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009

Feb 14 @ 9:53 AM ET
yep. well that or the puck.
- DoubleDown


Hmmm good point.
rob121
Montreal Canadiens
Location: montreal
Joined: 12.08.2006

Feb 14 @ 9:53 AM ET
UNpossible.
- hscesq




i know. what hockey player would do that?
_nay_
Boston Bruins
Location: "aaaargh my leg!!!" -Max Pacioretty
Joined: 04.06.2011

Feb 14 @ 9:53 AM ET
i like this one:

Well it's obvious to me that Matt Cooke's intention was to severely injure Karlsson. If you break the play down it becomes pretty obvious what Cooke was thinking:

1) With 25.5 seconds left, you can see Cooke and Karlsson turning towards the boards chasing a deflected puck into the corner. If you look at Matt Cooke's face, you can clearly see his left eyebrow raise slightly, and a smirk come across his face as he realizes that this is a perfect opportunity to cross-check Karlsson head-first into the boards from behind.

2) With 24.9 seconds left, Karlsson changes body position, such that a direct check from behind would be almost impossible, and most definitely in Cooke's eyes as not being "devastating enough". Cooke decides at this point that a elbow to the head of Karlsson would most certainly ruin the defencemen's career. Cooke begins to raise his elbow slightly at this point.

3) With 24.4 seconds left, Karlsson and Cooke lose their balance, and you can actually hear Cooke scream a profanity, as he realizes that his opportunity to concuss Karlsson with his elbow has been lost. Cooke though, laughing manically, realizes that this loss of balance has opened the opportunity to slew foot Karlsson, thus propelling him awkwardly into the boards, and breaking both legs.

4) With 23.9 seconds left, Cooke misses his opportunity to slew foot Karlsson. Realizing that he is almost out of options, you can clearly see that Cooke has a eureka moment (made obvious by the light bulb that appears above Cooke's head at the 23.9 mark). Cooke, remembering his high school biology lab on the human body and realizing that Karlsson is not wearing protective socks, literally says "Screw it" and cuts Karlsson's achilles with surgical procession.

5) And the most damning evidence, with 23.5 seconds left in the period and Karlsson writhing in obvious pain on the ice, you can distinctly see Cooke stop, point at Karlsson and start laughing.

- DoubleDown


Soo...Matt Cooke =
Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009

Feb 14 @ 9:53 AM ET
or, for the puck.
- rob121


I KNOW, I KNOW!
T.Fleury
Calgary Flames
Location: Oxbow, SK
Joined: 11.26.2010

Feb 14 @ 9:54 AM ET


Wait - I'm Matt Cooke??

- hscesq

Well you do have a reputation for playing dirty.
hamiltonhabfan
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 02.17.2009

Feb 14 @ 9:55 AM ET
i like this one:

Well it's obvious to me that Matt Cooke's intention was to severely injure Karlsson. If you break the play down it becomes pretty obvious what Cooke was thinking:

1) With 25.5 seconds left, you can see Cooke and Karlsson turning towards the boards chasing a deflected puck into the corner. If you look at Matt Cooke's face, you can clearly see his left eyebrow raise slightly, and a smirk come across his face as he realizes that this is a perfect opportunity to cross-check Karlsson head-first into the boards from behind.

2) With 24.9 seconds left, Karlsson changes body position, such that a direct check from behind would be almost impossible, and most definitely in Cooke's eyes as not being "devastating enough". Cooke decides at this point that a elbow to the head of Karlsson would most certainly ruin the defencemen's career. Cooke begins to raise his elbow slightly at this point.

3) With 24.4 seconds left, Karlsson and Cooke lose their balance, and you can actually hear Cooke scream a profanity, as he realizes that his opportunity to concuss Karlsson with his elbow has been lost. Cooke though, laughing manically, realizes that this loss of balance has opened the opportunity to slew foot Karlsson, thus propelling him awkwardly into the boards, and breaking both legs.

4) With 23.9 seconds left, Cooke misses his opportunity to slew foot Karlsson. Realizing that he is almost out of options, you can clearly see that Cooke has a eureka moment (made obvious by the light bulb that appears above Cooke's head at the 23.9 mark). Cooke, remembering his high school biology lab on the human body and realizing that Karlsson is not wearing protective socks, literally says "Screw it" and cuts Karlsson's achilles with surgical procession.

5) And the most damning evidence, with 23.5 seconds left in the period and Karlsson writhing in obvious pain on the ice, you can distinctly see Cooke stop, point at Karlsson and start laughing.

- DoubleDown



agreed
T.Fleury
Calgary Flames
Location: Oxbow, SK
Joined: 11.26.2010

Feb 14 @ 9:55 AM ET
Yes. This is also in the flow-chart I believe.
- mcmanmat

May I see said flow chart please?
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Feb 14 @ 9:55 AM ET
Interesting that Cooke is actually looking at where his skate is going...
- Pecafan Fan

Or the puck.
hscesq
Referee
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY
Joined: 06.26.2007

Feb 14 @ 9:55 AM ET
May I see said flow chart please?
- T.Fleury

Not here, no.
T.Fleury
Calgary Flames
Location: Oxbow, SK
Joined: 11.26.2010

Feb 14 @ 9:57 AM ET
Not here, no.
- hscesq

Why? I would like a legit answer too.
mcmanmat
Montreal Canadiens
Location: hey assface I used that locati
Joined: 10.16.2007

Feb 14 @ 9:57 AM ET
May I see said flow chart please?
- T.Fleury


Howard doesn't like the chart.

Let's just say that if it's Thursday, and you're stormey, you're in for a bad day.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Feb 14 @ 9:58 AM ET
I KNOW, I KNOW!
- Pecafan Fan

Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme
Joined: 01.20.2009

Feb 14 @ 9:58 AM ET
(frank) off, steve, seriously, just, (frank) off.
T.Fleury
Calgary Flames
Location: Oxbow, SK
Joined: 11.26.2010

Feb 14 @ 10:00 AM ET
(frank) off, steve, seriously, just, (frank) off.
- Pecafan Fan

Just ignore me when I'm being like this.
_nay_
Boston Bruins
Location: "aaaargh my leg!!!" -Max Pacioretty
Joined: 04.06.2011

Feb 14 @ 10:02 AM ET
Just ignore me when I'm being like this.
- T.Fleury


(frank) you're pathetic.
hamiltonhabfan
Montreal Canadiens
Joined: 02.17.2009

Feb 14 @ 10:05 AM ET

- AdamFrench




dirty (frank)
Page: Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85  Next