*Calls Jesse Ventura*
- WaterBoy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill
- DoubleDown

8 February 2013 14:00
For the past 18 months if you happen to walk by the Heart Attack Grill you were probably approached by our new spokesman John Alleman. So colorful was John's sales pitch that we placed him on the cover of our menu. He was so popular with the customers that last summer we gave him his own "Patient John" clothing line on our website. John truly loved HAG and would spend hours every day getting the word out to anyone who would listen.

We are sad to say that John, at only 52, had a massive heart attack and is on life support in the cardiac unit at Sunrise Hospital in Las Vegas.

John had never been married and has no children. He was proceeded in death by his mother and father. He is survived solely by his brother and roommate Paul Alleman, who has made the humane decision to discontinue John's life support on Monday Feb 11.

For a great person like John to just fade away into the night without funeral attendance would truly be an injustice to his wonderful life. For that reason the Heart Attack Grill shall close in observance of John's funeral once the exact date is determined.

John was a fun spirited man who valued laughter above all else. He was loved deeply and will be missed.

Nice of you take a minute to clear your mouth and say a few words.
- Oilhab

that place is (frank)ed up
- DoubleDown

What did you eat there?

- Fountain-San

jk buddy.

How is the diet going?

jk buddy.

How is the diet going?
- stormeyAlterEgo

jk buddy.

How is the diet going?
- stormeyAlterEgo

the diet coke diet

What did you eat there?
- Oilhab

mixed green salad with low-fat vinaigrette and a diet iced tea

mixed green salad with low-fat vinaigrette and a diet iced tea
- DoubleDown

How do I pronounce Canadiens?

mixed green salad with low-fat vinaigrette and a diet iced tea
- DoubleDown

you only need the diet pop if you were eating a hambruger

How do I pronounce Canadiens?
- Tee-Dot

Leaves

How do I pronounce Canadiens?
- Tee-Dot

Caw-ka-een-mie-ash

Price at the end of the game tomorrow

http://deadspin.com/59839...ter&utm_medium=socialflow

How do I pronounce Canadiens?
- Tee-Dot

Price at the end of the game tonight

http://deadspin.com/59839...ter&utm_medium=socialflow
- Symba007

There is a game tonight?

The last 5 minutes of the game was playoff hockey for the Bolts, and this is where we can see the weakness in the Habs. We are a small team, up front for sure, but also at defence. All of the Bolts goals came from having bodies in front of the net and Mtl could do nothing about it.. If you think that being small up front is going to kill you, imagine what being small in defence will do. I know that there is a lot of talk about MB looking for a big center, but I hope he is looking at the defence.
- Slimvinnie

We have good prospect coming from up on defense. Tinordi, Beaulieu to name a few are big bodies. Bergevin need to work the size of our offensive players. DD has no business being #1 or #2 center. But the Habs our in reconstruction of a new face and new philosophie. When Galchenyuk will reach the 1st line in 2 or 3 years, the new blood in defence have a year or two under their belt, it will then be time to trade for that big body centre we are so in need now. This obviously will bring Pleck down as our 3rd center and that is where he should be in 2 yrs at 32 yrs old. Anything before that is pointless cause the Habs are just not ready.

- stormeyAlterEgo

- Tee-Dot

Example,

Tee-dot - Hey Stormey, did you see the Caw-ka-een-mie-ash the other night? No, Damn did you ever miss a pounding.

There is a game tonight?
- Oilhab

We have good prospect coming from up on defense. Tinordi, Beaulieu to name a few are big bodies. Bergevin need to work the size of our offensive players. DD has no business being #1 or #2 center. But the Habs our in reconstruction of a new face and new philosophie. When Galchenyuk will reach the 1st line in 2 or 3 years, the new blood in defence have a year or two under their belt, it will then be time to trade for that big body centre we are so in need now. This obviously will bring Pleck down as our 3rd center and that is where he should be in 2 yrs at 32 yrs old. Anything before that is pointless cause the Habs are just not ready.
- Tripple_B9

We don't take kindly to people who make some sense 'round here.

I'm not convinced that Beaulieu will be relevant in the future.

We have good prospect coming from up on defense. Tinordi, Beaulieu to name a few are big bodies. Bergevin need to work the size of our offensive players. DD has no business being #1 or #2 center. But the Habs our in reconstruction of a new face and new philosophie. When Galchenyuk will reach the 1st line in 2 or 3 years, the new blood in defence have a year or two under their belt, it will then be time to trade for that big body centre we are so in need now. This obviously will bring Pleck down as our 3rd center and that is where he should be in 2 yrs at 32 yrs old. Anything before that is pointless cause the Habs are just not ready.
- Tripple_B9

A Habs fan preaching patience

I like it.

Example,

Tee-dot - Hey Stormey, did you see the Caw-ka-een-mie-ash the other night? No, Damn did you ever miss a pounding.
- Oilhab

I lied... Stormey doesn't have the accounts.

I'd suggest you'd start bowing to me if you want them.

We have good prospect coming from up on defense. Tinordi, Beaulieu to name a few are big bodies. Bergevin need to work the size of our offensive players. DD has no business being #1 or #2 center. But the Habs our in reconstruction of a new face and new philosophie. When Galchenyuk will reach the 1st line in 2 or 3 years, the new blood in defence have a year or two under their belt, it will then be time to trade for that big body centre we are so in need now. This obviously will bring Pleck down as our 3rd center and that is where he should be in 2 yrs at 32 yrs old. Anything before that is pointless cause the Habs are just not ready.
- Tripple_B9

Yeah....pretty sure you are forgetting about Kristo.

Yeah....pretty sure you are forgetting about Kristo.
- stormeyAlterEgo

Can't wait for Toeboy to score on the Leafs....it will be a glorious day!