i will have to look for it. i saw it on tv and was able to use the dvr rewind to watch it over and over again, which i did. i don't know the source of the video. you can say it was obvious until you're blue in the face. i wasn't sure either way from the one angle i had although i was leaning "not blocked". i saw this other footage, and again, it's clear as day. i wouldn't say that just to be right. if i'm wrong about something, i admit it without a problem. - hammarby31
You do what?!?!? I think that is a bannable offense in here.
Are you cash only?
Yes! We mean No, we accept major credit cards, or gold watches.
Why don’t you make more chicken?
Why don’t YOU make more chicken? - mayorofangrytown
Even the donut flavors....Maple Bacon? Vanilla-Lavender? It's a donut.
I can get a good tasting donut made by a nice Pakistani lady that doesn't wash her hands after she goes to the bathroom at Dunkin' Donuts, with a cup of coffee strong enough to kill all the pee pee germs.
Apparently that Giancarlo Stanton report was completely fabricated, which wouldn't surprise me, considering WIP's standards for professionalism and integrity are nonexistent.
Apparently that Giancarlo Stanton report was completely fabricated, which wouldn't surprise me, considering WIP's standards for professionalism and integrity are nonexistent. - NickTheKid87
They were gonna trade a dozen Federal donuts and four fried chickens for him.
Even the donut flavors....Maple Bacon? Vanilla-Lavender? It's a donut.
I can get a good tasting donut made by a nice Pakistani lady that doesn't wash her hands after she goes to the bathroom at Dunkin' Donuts, with a cup of coffee strong enough to kill all the pee pee germs. - Jsaquella
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Apparently that Giancarlo Stanton report was completely fabricated, which wouldn't surprise me, considering WIP's standards for professionalism and integrity are nonexistent. - NickTheKid87
Cuuzzzzzzzzzzz i dont fabricate braaaaaahhhhhhhhh......
Apparently that Giancarlo Stanton report was completely fabricated, which wouldn't surprise me, considering WIP's standards for professionalism and integrity are nonexistent. - NickTheKid87
If the Rangers can't get them, the Phillies don't have a prayer. Unless they offer Brown, Revere, Ruf, Quinn, Franco, Biddle, Morgan, and Watson. And Ryne Sanberg. Maybe King Kratz too.
If the Rangers can't get them, the Phillies don't have a prayer. Unless they offer Brown, Revere, Ruf, Quinn, Franco, Biddle, Morgan, and Watson. And Ryne Sanberg. Maybe King Kratz too. - The_Universe
We could probably trick the Marlins into trading him to us the same way Peyton Manning tricked Papa John into giving away 2 million pizzas instead of 1 million.
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'” - NickTheKid87
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
We could probably trick the Marlins into trading him to us the same way Peyton Manning tricked Papa John into giving away 2 million pizzas instead of 1 million. - NickTheKid87
By buying every franchise in the state of Colorado?
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. - Jsaquella
Some of my favs:
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then? - NickTheKid87
Damned shame he passed away...he was a brilliant stand-up
Mitch Hedberg @M_Hedberg
Every Mcdonalds commercial ends the same way: "Prices and Participation may vary." I wanna open a Mcdonalds and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. I'll say "Cheeseburgers? Nope! We got spaghetti! ...and blankets."
Damned shame he passed away...he was a brilliant stand-up
Mitch Hedberg @M_Hedberg
Every Mcdonalds commercial ends the same way: "Prices and Participation may vary." I wanna open a Mcdonalds and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. I'll say "Cheeseburgers? Nope! We got spaghetti! ...and blankets." - Jsaquella
This might be my all time favorite:
“I know people who believe in ghosts but don’t believe in themselves. It’s kind of sad. Okay you don’t think you’ll ever make it as a musician, but last night you saw a translucent caveman.”
