MJL to the white courtesy phone...Carter's honor is in need of defense again


- Lexington Flyer

I like how they left the blue line in. Classy.

We just brought back Gagne, we're soft enough
- Jsaquella

All the experts say to simply punch the great white in the nose and it will swim away. Never ceases to amaze me how dumb people are.

MJL to the white courtesy phone...Carter's honor is in need of defense again


- Lexington Flyer

"Chivalry is not dead! I'll save ya, sweetheart."

Weeks was on... it's KT on those nights or Katie, whatever he's spewing.
- mayorofangrytown

Send him a message on twitter saying that he's as good an analyst as he was a goalie

If only G had let Rinaldo take the face off...


- hi-flyer

Whats going on in this?

All the experts say to simply punch the great white in the nose and it will swim away. Never ceases to amaze me how dumb people are.
- PLindbergh31

I'm sure people panic and forget. Not everyone is cool under press


Sorry had a freak attack, I saw a bug that looked like a spider. But I got the kids to check and it was some lint.

Whats going on in this?
- Just5

"Hey Zac...there's a girl in the 2nd row over there looking for Carters number. Do you still have it?"

I'm sure people panic and forget. Not everyone is cool under press


Sorry had a freak attack, I saw a bug that looked like a spider. But I got the kids to check and it was some lint.
- Jsaquella

I got bit by a spider a few months ago. I hate them sumfemale doges

All the experts say to simply punch the great white in the nose and it will swim away. Never ceases to amaze me how dumb people are.
- PLindbergh31

That they would get in the water where there are Great White Sharks or that they think punching one in the nose will save their lives?

any word on gus?

i refuse to backread or google

any word on gus?

i refuse to backread or google
- Crimsoninja

Got attacked by a great white. LBI

"Hey Zac...there's a girl in the 2nd row over there looking for Carters number. Do you still have it?"
- tangent_man

oh

That they would get in the water where there are Great White Sharks or that they think punching one in the nose will save their lives?
- mayorofangrytown

The nose of a shark is ultra sensitive, if a swimmer encounters one you hit it on the nose and it goes away.

any word on gus?

i refuse to backread or google
- Crimsoninja

Traded for Shattenkirk with Briere.

any word on gus?

i refuse to backread or google
- Crimsoninja

Said he might play against Ottawa.

Said he might play against Ottawa.
- Jsaquella

thanks john

F the rest of you wiseguys

any word on gus?

i refuse to backread or google
- Crimsoninja

minor injury, no details, should be back soon

mez otoh is not ready to go yet

thanks john

F the rest of you wiseguys
- Crimsoninja

The nose of a shark is ultra sensitive, if a swimmer encounters one you hit it on the nose and it goes away.
- PLindbergh31

Assuming you saw it coming and it hasn't reduced your appendages to stumps, of course.

(frank)ing amazing predators, those beasts. One more way nature keeps (most of) us humble.

Assuming you saw it coming and it hasn't reduced your appendages to stumps, of course.

(frank)ing amazing predators those beasts. One more way nature keeps (most of) us humble.
- Lexington Flyer

The only thing that rules more than these dumb asses getting bitten in half by sharks is the underlined.

The nose of a shark is ultra sensitive, if a swimmer encounters one you hit it on the nose and it goes away.
- PLindbergh31

That's great. The next time you're swimming with four Great White Sharks and a 14 footer attacks you, let me know how that works for you.

I'm thinking it's a lot like scaring a Tiger off by kicking it in the balls.

That's great. The next time you're swimming with four Great White Sharks and a 14 footer attacks you, let me know how that works for you.

I'm thinking it's a lot like scaring a Tiger off by kicking it in the balls.
- mayorofangrytown

If punching it in the nose doesn't work, the next course of action would be to get the shark in a headlock and try and drown it.

minor injury, no details, should be back soon

mez otoh is not ready to go yet
- Marc D

torn feet muscles upon MRI this afternoon out until the Flyers are out of the playoff race.

If punching it in the nose doesn't work, the next course of action would be to get the shark in a headlock and try and drown it.
- PLindbergh31

i'd go for a 3-stooges eye poke.
the fins are way too short to allow for the standard blocking technique

The only thing that rules more than these dumb asses getting bitten in half by sharks is the underlined.
- PLindbergh31

C'mon he was only 217 yards offshore...

I guess I am a big sissy, but if I'm over two football fields out from shore someone get help 'cuase the rip tides are taking me to the great blue beyond.