See, you screwed up...obviously your wife has a sense of humor.


My wife hates humor. Despises it. For example she didn't find the hilarity when I got the kids an erotic cake for their birthday.
- Jsaquella

Grossmann is one tough S.O.B. He will most likely play tonight, I just hope he doesn't turn a pulled groin into a torn one
- BiggE

I still don't know whether it's a groin pull or a hip flexor. Depends on who you talk to.

I still don't know whether it's a groin pull or a hip flexor. Depends on who you talk to.
- MJL

The way NHL B.S. over injuries its probably a bruised elbow!!

I loved both bands. The original VH lineup was fantastic. And with Hagar was also great. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was a great album in my opinion.
- MJL

I like both the Roth and Hagar years. All of the albums with those two are at least good. But the one with Cherone...Ugh

If Pronger retired this summer, would he be paid the $12 million the Flyers owe him for the next four seasons?

If Pronger retired this summer, would he be paid the $12 million the Flyers owe him for the next four seasons?
- Feanor

Not by the Flyers, but maybe by insurance.

I like both the Roth and Hagar years. All of the albums with those two are at least good. But the one with Cherone...Ugh
- Jsaquella

Cherone sucked!

Can anyone name the original lead singer of Van Halen?

Cherone sucked!

Can anyone name the original lead singer of Van Halen?
- MJL

Eddie Van Halen. He sang when they were a trio. They started out wanting to be Cream

Eddie Van Halen. He sang when they were a trio. They started out wanting to be Cream
- Jsaquella

I figured you would know that!

I figured you would know that!
- MJL

The original bassist was a guy named Mike Stone. The only hired Roth because he wanted too much money to rent his PA equipment.

Eddie Van Halen. He sang when they were a trio. They started out wanting to be Cream
- Jsaquella

can anyone name eddie's 1st choice to replace roth...turned him down, then he ended up w/ sammy

Unfortunately, most of your "humor" is older than that. If you must troll, at least try to entertain. If you don't manage to entertain, it's pointless.

Posting pictures of Crosby and taunting with 1975 is the kind of poop that a retarded 5 year old would do. We usually get a better class of troll here. You're just not up to our usual standards, sorry.

We expect Led Zeppelin. You're like Extreme or Winger.
- Jsaquella

this literally made me laugh out loud

let's go Flyers!!!

can anyone name eddie's 1st choice to replace roth...turned him down, then he ended up w/ sammy
- isaiah520

Patty Smyth

can anyone name eddie's 1st choice to replace roth...turned him down, then he ended up w/ sammy
- isaiah520

I remember that he talked to Townshend about doing some sort of Van Halen/Who supergroup mash up, but I forget who he asked initially.

this literally made me laugh out loud
- stayinthefnnet

I was thinking Rat

Patty Smyth
- johndewar

Yep...That's who it was.

They did talk to Sass Jordan about replacing Cherone when he left, too....I guess Eddie wanted to be Heart

Yep...That's who it was.

They did talk to Sass Jordan about replacing Cherone when he left, too....I guess Eddie wanted to be Heart
- Jsaquella

Speaking of Patty Smyth, one of the first things I think when I think of Patty is this commercial from my youth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJJumUq5hI

Speaking of Patty Smyth, one of the first things I think when I think of Patty is this commercial from my youth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJJumUq5hI
- johndewar

It would have been interesting to see VH with a female lead singer

Patty Smyth
- johndewar

that's right!

Speaking of Patty Smyth, one of the first things I think when I think of Patty is this commercial from my youth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJJumUq5hI
- johndewar

she's great, i love her

It would have been interesting to see VH with a female lead singer
- Jsaquella

he said he wanted to play more melodic stuff. sammy did a pretty good job, most would agree.

If Grossman plays tonight, it will confirm my belief that he is held together with knee braces and duct tape.
- johndewar

I think we all figured that, lmao. Unless you have personal knowledge?

he said he wanted to play more melodic stuff. sammy did a pretty good job, most would agree.
- isaiah520

Yeah. They got a lot more pop sounding, less raw.

I think we all figured that, lmao. Unless you have personal knowledge?
- FlyersGrace

Ha! No, not at all. It just seems like every time the dude gets hurt, they find someway to get him out there playing. It speaks to the fact that the guy wants to be out there very badly.