dave,
i've got 2 arms you can fall right into..
- kicksave856

and a hernia

and a hernia
- -davies-

i can still catch you in my arms. what can you possibly weigh? 95 lbs?

i can still catch you in my arms. what can you possibly weigh? 95 lbs?
- kicksave856

i weigh the equivalent of 186 wawa hoagies

seriously ?
- -davies-

just because it made absolutely no sense and was some out of nowhere venom

meh now i see it was a hedberg joke

just because it made absolutely no sense and was some out of nowhere venom
- Crimsoninja

i had a burrito

i weigh the equivalent of 186 wawa hoagies
- -davies-

i've never let one hit the floor.

you're in safe hands with me, dave.

cheese danish

just because it made absolutely no sense and was some out of nowhere venom
- Crimsoninja

That laffy really carried me throughout the day

cheese danish

- kicksave856

they might as well stop making every other kind of danish

they might as well stop making every other kind of danish
- Crimsoninja

they don't have danishes in denmark

but my god they do have amazing pastry

they might as well stop making every other kind of danish
- Crimsoninja

i like the raspberry one too sometimes.

but cheese is the best by far.

i would hurt someone for the dessert thing i had in denmark and a coffee right now

i would hurt someone for the dessert thing i had in denmark and a coffee right now
- -davies-

would you kill that faggit from new jersey?

would you kill that faggit from new jersey?
- watsonnostaw

Poor kicksave

Poor kicksave
- shvingter88

no decision has been rendered

Poor kicksave
- shvingter88

- kicksave856

Well who else could he be talking about

Well who else could he be talking about
- shvingter88

i've told him a hundred times you're from connecticut.

i've told him a hundred times you're from connecticut.
- kicksave856

Guy who is dead to me is a (frank)ing retard

Guy who is dead to me is a (frank)ing retard
- shvingter88

whoa whoa. i'd slow my roll there bud. he can have you deported with three phone calls.

what's that you say? you're an american citizen and have the paperwork to prove it? ..still three phone calls.

any third world country he chooses.

whoa whoa. i'd slow my roll there bud. he can have you deported with three phone calls.

what's that you say? you're an american citizen and have the paperwork to prove it? ..still three phone calls.

any third world country he chooses.
- kicksave856

It'll be pretty hard to deport a dead guy

i've told him a hundred times you're from connecticut.
- kicksave856

2 words "saq fuq"

2 words "saq fuq"
- watsonnostaw