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EKB13
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: IL
Joined: 07.18.2009

Apr 8 @ 10:58 PM ET
Boulevard of broken dreams my friend.......it soon will be an E! true hollywood story...


FADE IN: Street of Dreams by Rainbow plays in the background as a wide angle camera view of Bolland sobbing on the Hawks bench after a practice......very few lights are on....no one else is around:

"Why!" Bolland cries out......."Why can't I win more face offs! Why can't my back be like it once was. Why can't the fans love me again!"

Back in the locker room.......Dream Weaver plays on the stereo....

Chatter between coaches and players fill the room....Jonathan Toews looks at the camera...

"Bolly's gotta know we support him.....he needs to wipe those tears and pick that chin up. His dreams aren't broken.....he just has to make it happen"

Fade out....

A blonde bikini clad body oils up herself by the pool in a suburb of Chicago. Dream On by Aerosmith plays in the background.

"it is effecting our marriage" says bollands wife......when we get intimate he doesn't just take my panties off he tries to swat at them like he is at the face off circle. He can never get them off and when I offer to help he runs out of the room...."

Fade out

- UnnamedSource


No offense, but this sounds like a great montage for a Lifetime Channel movie.
UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:02 PM ET
No offense, but this sounds like a great montage for a Lifetime Channel movie.

- EKolb13



Boulevard of Broken Dreams: The Dave Bolland Story

philco28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Mississauga, ON
Joined: 12.06.2011

Apr 8 @ 11:03 PM ET
Boulevard of broken dreams my friend.......it soon will be an E! true hollywood story...


FADE IN: Street of Dreams by Rainbow plays in the background as a wide angle camera view of Bolland sobbing on the Hawks bench after a practice......very few lights are on....no one else is around:

"Why!" Bolland cries out......."Why can't I win more face offs! Why can't my back be like it once was. Why can't the fans love me again!"

Back in the locker room.......Dream Weaver plays on the stereo....

Chatter between coaches and players fill the room....Jonathan Toews looks at the camera...

"Bolly's gotta know we support him.....he needs to wipe those tears and pick that chin up. His dreams aren't broken.....he just has to make it happen"

Fade out....

A blonde bikini clad body oils up herself by the pool in a suburb of Chicago. Dream On by Aerosmith plays in the background.

"it is effecting our marriage" says bollands wife......when we get intimate he doesn't just take my panties off he tries to swat at them like he is at the face off circle. He can never get them off and when I offer to help he runs out of the room...."

Fade out

- UnnamedSource


SCREENWRITERS all over the world are sh ittin' themselves after reading this CLASSIC
HawkintheD
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Sick Bay, MI
Joined: 02.22.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:04 PM ET
Boulevard of broken dreams my friend.......it soon will be an E! true hollywood story...


FADE IN: Street of Dreams by Rainbow plays in the background as a wide angle camera view of Bolland sobbing on the Hawks bench after a practice......very few lights are on....no one else is around:

"Why!" Bolland cries out......."Why can't I win more face offs! Why can't my back be like it once was. Why can't the fans love me again!"

Back in the locker room.......Dream Weaver plays on the stereo....

Chatter between coaches and players fill the room....Jonathan Toews looks at the camera...

"Bolly's gotta know we support him.....he needs to wipe those tears and pick that chin up. His dreams aren't broken.....he just has to make it happen"

Fade out....

A blonde bikini clad body oils up herself by the pool in a suburb of Chicago. Dream On by Aerosmith plays in the background.

"it is effecting our marriage" says bollands wife......when we get intimate he doesn't just take my panties off he tries to swat at them like he is at the face off circle. He can never get them off and when I offer to help he runs out of the room...."

Fade out

- UnnamedSource





That's gold Jerry! Gold!
AusBlackhawks
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Miners Rest
Joined: 07.02.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:05 PM ET
No C on it?
- NewToHockey


Didn't notice that it wasn't on there, but I don't mind, I think these old time jersey hoodies look sick, with or without a C.
southernhawk
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: of champions, AL
Joined: 01.19.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:07 PM ET

- philco28

UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:07 PM ET
SCREENWRITERS all over the world are sh ittin' themselves after reading this CLASSIC

- philco28



I'm actually working on a pilot at the moment and suffering from writers block......
AusBlackhawks
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Miners Rest
Joined: 07.02.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:07 PM ET
My better half has told me the same thing after dropping $$$ on a couple of new jerseys last month.
- EKolb13


I am going to have a jersey from every team, about 1/3 of the way.
UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:07 PM ET
[quote=southernhawk]


Starting at midnight a post like this will get you banned for 3 days
HawkintheD
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Sick Bay, MI
Joined: 02.22.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:08 PM ET
Boulevard of broken dreams my friend.......it soon will be an E! true hollywood story...


FADE IN: Street of Dreams by Rainbow plays in the background as a wide angle camera view of Bolland sobbing on the Hawks bench after a practice......very few lights are on....no one else is around:

"Why!" Bolland cries out......."Why can't I win more face offs! Why can't my back be like it once was. Why can't the fans love me again!"

Back in the locker room.......Dream Weaver plays on the stereo....

Chatter between coaches and players fill the room....Jonathan Toews looks at the camera...

"Bolly's gotta know we support him.....he needs to wipe those tears and pick that chin up. His dreams aren't broken.....he just has to make it happen"

Fade out....

A blonde bikini clad body oils up herself by the pool in a suburb of Chicago. Dream On by Aerosmith plays in the background.

"it is effecting our marriage" says bollands wife......when we get intimate he doesn't just take my panties off he tries to swat at them like he is at the face off circle. He can never get them off and when I offer to help he runs out of the room...."

Fade out

- UnnamedSource


This part especially has me crying; had to read it again for a good laugh.

Don't know what your day job is but you may have missed your calling. Too bad lampooning other posters isn't a paying job...
UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:09 PM ET
I am going to have a jersey from every team, about 1/3 of the way.
- AusBlackhawks



Like every team in the world or just in the NHL.....if it's the world I fully support your endeavor and will being a AusHawk fund on facebook.
UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:11 PM ET
This part especially has me crying; had to read it again for a good laugh.

Don't know what your day job is but you may have missed your calling. Too bad lampooning other posters isn't a paying job...

- HawkintheD



I'm trying to get a scene with Bolland and Olesz but since Rusty won the AHL player of the week award he has been bit of a diva.....
southernhawk
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: of champions, AL
Joined: 01.19.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:12 PM ET
Starting at midnight a post like this will get you banned for 3 days
- UnnamedSource



I'm just messing with ya source. ... I Like you think there is nothing in Rockford that this teams NEEDS....now I could see Morin or Hayes plugging a hole. Or rotation on the 4th line...by neither are a need....
EKB13
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: IL
Joined: 07.18.2009

Apr 8 @ 11:12 PM ET
I am going to have a jersey from every team, about 1/3 of the way.
- AusBlackhawks


That's a lot of dough to drop on authentic jerseys.
HawkintheD
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Sick Bay, MI
Joined: 02.22.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:13 PM ET
I'm trying to get a scene with Bolland and Olesz but since Rusty won the AHL player of the week award he has been bit of a diva.....
- UnnamedSource


Nice! Not to draw your ire but maybe he takes Bolland's spot in the lineup. Kidding, just kidding!
AusBlackhawks
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Miners Rest
Joined: 07.02.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:13 PM ET
Like every team in the world or just in the NHL.....if it's the world I fully support your endeavor and will be makinging a AusHawk fund on facebook.
- UnnamedSource


Just the NHL. I don't have quite enough funds to take on the world yet, maybe someday. Those stupid things on Facebook annoy the poop out of me anyway, although you should probably have had that last part in red?
UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:14 PM ET
Nice! Not to draw your ire but maybe he takes Bolland's spot in the lineup. Kidding, just kidding.
- HawkintheD



Dead pan look .........every wants to be a writer all of a sudden.
HawkintheD
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Sick Bay, MI
Joined: 02.22.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:15 PM ET
Dead pan look .........every wants to be a writer all of a sudden.
- UnnamedSource


Well it's kind of my broken dream
UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:16 PM ET
Hey have we met dpards standards of blather yet????.......just wondering
philco28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Mississauga, ON
Joined: 12.06.2011

Apr 8 @ 11:17 PM ET
I'm actually working on a pilot at the moment and suffering from writers block......
- UnnamedSource


I'm a HUGE fan of the movie Rounders. A few months ago i tweeted Rounders' screenwriter Brian Koppelman to ask if a sequel was in the works. Never heard back.

The other day, when Roger Ebert passed, Koppelman tweeted a nice salute to Eebs and said about the renowned critic, 'his reviews mattered to me.'

I re-asked the question about Rounders 2 and this time Koppelman replied saying he 'hoped so'.

I told him via Twitter about one of many great exchanges i loved in Rounders. Near the end of the film...a bowed but not broken Matt Damon has a final scene with his ex-gf played by Gretchen Mol. She recoils in shock when she sees his mug that had taken a few fists to it a few nights before and she says

'You look like hell'

To which a confidently reinvigorated Damon says

"You shoulda seen me yesterday'.

The man who wrote that scene hit the 'favorite' button.

UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:17 PM ET
Well it's kind of my broken dream
- HawkintheD


Mine to....rather a hobby now. Working on something with a friend who has some contacts.....not counting on it but hey...we will see where it goes I guess.
Matt Ross
Joined: 03.15.2013

Apr 8 @ 11:18 PM ET
This should grind Unnamedsource's gears. Haha
http://www.icehogs.com/ne.../icehogs/?article_id=3775
southernhawk
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: of champions, AL
Joined: 01.19.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:19 PM ET
Mine to....rather a hobby now. Working on something with a friend who has some contacts.....not counting on it but hey...we will see where it goes I guess.
- UnnamedSource



Hey just like Olesz....you must follow your dreams
EKB13
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: IL
Joined: 07.18.2009

Apr 8 @ 11:20 PM ET
This should grind Unnamedsource's gears. Haha
http://www.icehogs.com/ne.../icehogs/?article_id=3775

- Hank3Henshaw


Check your PM's
UnnamedSource
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Local Mall, IL
Joined: 01.03.2012

Apr 8 @ 11:20 PM ET
I'm a HUGE fan of the movie Rounders. A few months ago i tweeted Rounders' screenwriter Brian Koppelman to ask if a sequel was in the works. Never heard back.

The other day, when Roger Ebert passed, Koppelman tweeted a nice salute to Eebs and said about the renowned critic, 'his reviews mattered to me.'

I re-asked the question about Rounders 2 and this time Koppelman replied saying he 'hoped so'.

I told him via Twitter about one of many great exchanges i loved in Rounders. Near the end of the film...a bowed but not broken Matt Damon has a final scene with his ex-gf played by Gretchen Mol. She recoils in shock when she sees his mug that had taken a few fists to it a few nights before and she says

'You look like hell'

To which a confidently reinvigorated Damon says

"You shoulda seen me yesterday'.

The man who wrote that scene hit the 'favorite' button.


- philco28


Nice work......lots of great actors in that movie....Damon, Norton, Malkovich, and turtro. I am big fan of a great story. Will take a drama over an overdone special effect movie any day. Saw One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when I was 11....changed my life.
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