Yeah I remember everyone being big on Trukno but wasnt there a problem with him not wanting to play over here?
- Oilfan19

He sucked. 3 years of AHL then went to ECHL. He's one of the reason I don't get too excited when someone rips up Junior hockey.

Did anything exciting happen in this thread?

What page?

I'd be brought in purely for my sex appeal.
- laughs2907

Ahhh yes, well when you got it you best flaunt it right???

Eberle and RNH have Mono... They caught it while making out with each other.

RNH also has a sprained wrist, 4 broken fingers, a broken shoulder, Polio, and an ingrown toe-nail... Plus he is cock-eyed.
- laughs2907

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

JDD
Omark
Pitton
Motin
Chorney
VV
Syvret
Cogliano, although he pretty much is what he should've been, but somehow was hyped a lot more
Trukno
ReddoxJacques
Pouilot
Roy
- Lahey

Would be an improvement right now over Smyth and maybe even Jones too -this year anyway with injury and all- overall our 3rd and 4th lines contributed sweet (frank) alls for the most part

Did anything exciting happen in this thread?

What page?
- Morris

I posted some pics and gifs, but they weren't exciting.

Now I'm overjoyed yet confused. If you're alive then who's body is in my trunk?
- Oilersforlife

Green Bastard

Green Bastard
- Reveen

Frankly, you probably would've been better off had you just left your response as it was originally. If you really want to call out others on lack of class, it helps to practice what you preach.
- MaximumBone

And you are doing what right now?????

Green Bastard
- Reveen

Well he gone. And for the record his unitard was off when I found him.

Tencer's tweet: "Devan Dubnyk has a .923SV%. Only 2 goalies (Niemi and Lundqvist) have played at least as many minutes and have a better save percentage"

For those of you that don't think Dubey is a starter

Tencer's tweet: "Devan Dubnyk has a .923SV%. Only 2 goalies (Niemi and Lundqvist) have played at least as many minutes and have a better save percentage"

For those of you that don't think Dubey is a starter
- TheNugeIsHuge

the facts dont matter.

in their infinite wisdom some fans have decided one of our biggest needs is goaltending....and thats final.
dont try and argue

I dream of watching a team like Florida, Tampa, or Carolina win the lotto and select Jones 1st overall. Oh the look on the Sherman's face would be priceless!

the facts dont matter.

in their infinite wisdom some fans have decided one of our biggest needs is goaltending....and thats final.
dont try and argue
- hugefemale dog77

I mean, he lets in his weak goal every now and then, but no question he's a top 15 goalie in the league right now. Goaltending not a worry at all. A top 2 D man, and a coke machine top 9 winger's what they need

Inquire about Keith Yandle. Inquire about Scott Hartnell.

sign the biggest 4C that's over 53% in FO. Re-sign Jones, re-sign Paajarvi and Gags, start working on an extension for Petry and Schultz NOW, see where we are with Yandle, and based on that determine which of Marincin, Klefbom, Whitney and Fistric will join Smid, Schultz, Schultz and Petry.

Inquire about Keith Yandle. Inquire about Scott Hartnell.

sign the biggest 4C that's over 53% in FO. Re-sign Jones, re-sign Paajarvi and Gags, start working on an extension for Petry and Schultz NOW, see where we are with Yandle, and based on that determine which of Marincin, Klefbom, Whitney and Fistric will join Smid, Schultz, Schultz and Petry.
- Morris

Jones is brutal. Let Fistric, Whitney, Jones walk. Resign Khabi to a 1 year deal until they get a better backup option. Promote Harti. Trade Hemsky, 2014 1st, Musil or gernat or simpson for a top 4 D man to play with J Schultz. N Schultz-Potter 3rd pairing is okay. Potter isn't bad. Underlying number say Whitney drags him down. Trade for some size in the top 9 like Stalberg

hall-Nuge-Ebs
MPS-Gags-Yak
Harti-Horcoff-Stalberg
Smytty-Smithson-Brown
Petrell

Petry-Smid
J Schultz-?????
n Schultz-Potter

Dubey
Khabi

Inquire about Keith Yandle. Inquire about Scott Hartnell.

sign the biggest 4C that's over 53% in FO. Re-sign Jones, re-sign Paajarvi and Gags, start working on an extension for Petry and Schultz NOW, see where we are with Yandle, and based on that determine which of Marincin, Klefbom, Whitney and Fistric will join Smid, Schultz, Schultz and Petry.
- Morris

Smithson's 6'3 200+. 54.8% or something in the dot

Smithson's 6'3 200+. 54.8% or something in the dot
- TheNugeIsHuge

That's sorta what I was getting at, if the rest of the guys like him.

Jones is brutal. Let Fistric, Whitney, Jones walk. Resign Khabi to a 1 year deal until they get a better backup option. Promote Harti. Trade Hemsky, 2014 1st, Musil or gernat or simpson for a top 4 D man to play with J Schultz. N Schultz-Potter 3rd pairing is okay. Potter isn't bad. Underlying number say Whitney drags him down. Trade for some size in the top 9 like Stalberg

hall-Nuge-Ebs
MPS-Gags-Yak
Harti-Horcoff-Stalberg
Smytty-Smithson-Brown
Petrell

Petry-Smid
J Schultz-?????
n Schultz-Potter

Dubey
Khabi
- TheNugeIsHuge

I don't think we've seen a super healthy Jones. It's really six of one, half a dozen of the other between him and Petrell. One of the two can be an ongoing 4th liner.

I don't think we've seen a super healthy Jones. It's really six of one, half a dozen of the other between him and Petrell. One of the two can be an ongoing 4th liner.
- Morris

it was an eye injury. If it was a shoulder or ankle injury, sure. Jones just falls a lot and is found out of position more often than not

You could always work for Giant Tiger
- Reveen

Just applied for an assistant manager position at Walmart... Spent around 90 minutes on an online assessment... Finished it, and clicked "submit"... BOOM! Error... Cannot submit

Why don't you become a Dyck e dee
- Oilersforlife

Cause I lack the testicular fortitude.

Just applied for an assistant manager position at Walmart... Spent around 90 minutes on an online assessment... Finished it, and clicked "submit"... BOOM! Error... Cannot submit
- laughs2907

(frank)ing Walmart

Well he gone. And for the record his unitard was off when I found him.
- Oilersforlife

poor bastard

Just applied for an assistant manager position at Walmart... Spent around 90 minutes on an online assessment... Finished it, and clicked "submit"... BOOM! Error... Cannot submit
- laughs2907

You should have taken a trade