considering the number of players with playoff games played are less than those who have never seen the playoffs, then no. The Majority do not.

I was right in saying more have no experience....that is all.
- systemtool

you're right - you were just wrong that half the forwards and only 2 of the D don't (not close to half the forwards and twice as many D). Either way - only like 9 guys have play off experience and it's limited for most of them - so yeah pretty negligible.

considering the number of players with playoff games played are less than those who have never seen the playoffs, then no. The Majority do not. And no, im not talking 1 game.

I was right in saying more have no experience....that is all.
- systemtool

Today people don't know "less" and now "majority"

I'm thinking you should have went down on her

- Garnie

she would have gotten out of the car real quick

1) Girlfriend
2) meth head
- Feeling Glucky?

Lock your doors, you (frank).

Your car should be doing it for you once you start driving. Time to upgrade the 1989 Ford Tempo, Glucky.

Soo... today I was leaving my girlfriend's place. She lives in an awesome part of downtown.

I drove down the street to get onto Dundas, but had to wait at a stop light for a clearing in traffic. While I'm waiting, a crazy homeless lady jumps in my car, and tells me to get her out of there because somebody is harrassing her. I consider kicking her out there... but I figure maybe if I just take her down the street a bit she'll get out peacefully. 30 seconds of driving later, she offers me a blowjob, which I very, very, very easily turn down, at which point she starts asking me for money. So I pull over and tell her to get out. She refuses. I flag down a guy on a bike who's passing by. He says he can't touch her - because he's a law enforcement officer - and leaves (but at least opens the door so I can try pushing her out). I try pushing her out, but I don't want to get out. Eventually someone else comes by, and between them pulling and me pushing, we get her out.

(frank)ing awesome start to the day.
- Feeling Glucky?

Could have been worse. Could have been a dude who demanded you give him a BJ.

Always look on the bright side...the dark side probably has syphilis.

buy a new car, new cars have automatic locking doors when you put it in gear
- bobbyisno1

2012 caravan. Auto locks kick in after a certain distance/speed. My parking spot was right near the end of the street.

you're right - you were just wrong that half the forwards and only 2 of the D don't (not close to half the forwards and twice as many D). Either way - only like 9 guys have play off experience and it's limited for most of them - so yeah pretty negligible.
- BlowMonkey

1/3 forwards
1/2 d
No goalies


The majority do not.

1/3 forwards
1/2 d
No goalies


The majority do not.
- burn

....I agreed....

you're right - you were just wrong that half the forwards and only 2 of the D don't (not close to half the forwards and twice as many D). Either way - only like 9 guys have play off experience and it's limited for most of them - so yeah pretty negligible.
- BlowMonkey

Ive already conceded that. Lets move on.

Frattin, Colbourne, Kulemin, Grabo, Kadri, Bozak, Komarov, Mac, McClement, Hamilton.

Thats not close to half the forwards, right? Keep trecking, Ace.

I'm gonna be honest. Weirdest part of this was the guy claiming to be law enforcement who just left. Told me I should just give her the $5 she was screaming about.

1) I have a girlfriend
2) this was a meth head
- Feeling Glucky?

#2 is the reason you take it - she will never remember!!!!!

....I agreed....
- BlowMonkey

Its kinda hard to lie when your quotes are right in front of us.

Ive already conceded that. Lets move on.

Frattin, Colbourne, Kulemin, Grabo, Kadri, Bozak, Komarov, Mac, McClement.

Thats not close to half the forwards, right? Keep trecking, Ace.
- systemtool

lol such a clown sometimes - you're the one who said almost half the forwards - I'm sorry I trusted that from you. Next time I'll check - moving on!

1) I have a girlfriend
2) this was a meth head
- Feeling Glucky?

...

2012 caravan. Auto locks kick in after a certain distance/speed. My parking spot was right near the end of the street.
- Feeling Glucky?

What?

Only Liles and Phaneuf on the D. None of our goalies. And about half our forwards. The majority doesn't.
- systemtool

...
- Pecafan Fan

yeah I don't get it either.

Soo... today I was leaving my girlfriend's place. She lives in an awesome part of downtown.

I drove down the street to get onto Dundas, but had to wait at a stop light for a clearing in traffic. While I'm waiting, a crazy homeless lady jumps in my car, and tells me to get her out of there because somebody is harrassing her. I consider kicking her out there... but I figure maybe if I just take her down the street a bit she'll get out peacefully. 30 seconds of driving later, she offers me a blowjob, which I very, very, very easily turn down, at which point she starts asking me for money. So I pull over and tell her to get out. She refuses. I flag down a guy on a bike who's passing by. He says he can't touch her - because he's a law enforcement officer - and leaves (but at least opens the door so I can try pushing her out). I try pushing her out, but I don't want to get out. Eventually someone else comes by, and between them pulling and me pushing, we get her out.

(frank)ing awesome start to the day.
- Feeling Glucky?

There's a reason why you should always lock the passenger door

lol such a clown sometimes - you're the one who said almost half the forwards - I'm sorry I trusted that from you. Next time I'll check - moving on!
- BlowMonkey

That is almost half the forwards. Just slightly more.

I was right, you were wrong, and you really really should move on.

What?
- Pecafan Fan

chicks dig vans
and by "dig" i mean "wake up in"

Soo... today I was leaving my girlfriend's place. She lives in an awesome part of downtown.

I drove down the street to get onto Dundas, but had to wait at a stop light for a clearing in traffic. While I'm waiting, a crazy homeless lady jumps in my car, and tells me to get her out of there because somebody is harrassing her. I consider kicking her out there... but I figure maybe if I just take her down the street a bit she'll get out peacefully. 30 seconds of driving later, she offers me a blowjob, which I very, very, very easily turn down, at which point she starts asking me for money. So I pull over and tell her to get out. She refuses. I flag down a guy on a bike who's passing by. He says he can't touch her - because he's a law enforcement officer - and leaves (but at least opens the door so I can try pushing her out). I try pushing her out, but I don't want to get out. Eventually someone else comes by, and between them pulling and me pushing, we get her out.

(frank)ing awesome start to the day.
- Feeling Glucky?

Classic.

Urban survival tip #249: Only accept a BJ from a homeless person if they are toothless.

What?
- Pecafan Fan

Caravan - perfect place to stuff your face - I think he really missed out on a life long memory!!!!

I'm gonna be honest. Weirdest part of this was the guy claiming to be law enforcement who just left. Told me I should just give her the $5 she was screaming about.
- Feeling Glucky?

The weirdest part is that he came into the story as "some guy on a bike" then became law enforcement by the end of your story.

chicks dig vans
and by "dig" i mean "wake up in"
- DoubleDown

He was offered a (frank)ing blowjob and declined!
- Pecafan Fan

GAY